The cast of Grosse Pointe
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Star Wars
Episode 11
First
aired December 17, 2000
Writer: Darin Henry
Director: Allison Anders
Quentin humiliates Hunter by constantly making jokes after she passes gas during a scene.
This storyboard is a work in progress (Feb 03)
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Hunter and Quentin are filming a blue screen car ride
Marker... Quiet please... And, action!
[Becky yawns] Tired Babe?
Hmm. Just thinking of our future together. I'm so glad I decided not to go study art in Oslo.
I already have my muse and his name is Stone Anders.
That's Funny. Today started off so bad... First, I failed a drug test, then a Math test.
[All of a sudden, Hunter breaks wind!]
[Breathing through his mouth] But getting you back makes everything right again.
And cut it!
Yeuch! I think Hunter just did!
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| [Scene 2] Hunter:
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The crew all have a laugh at Hunter's expense
[Innocently] What are you talking about?
That A-Bomb you just let loose!
[Whispering venomously] Shhhhut up!
Point your butt out the window next time!
How dare you. If anyone did it, it was you.
That's a whole lot of gas for such a little lady!
You think that's funny, huh? You think that's funny? How about this...
[Hunter grabs hold of Quentin's wig]
No! Not the hair!
What hair?
[Quentin gently nudges Hunter away to a wig-safe distance]
Ow! You're going to regret that!
I doubt it.
[Grasping her shoulder and hamming it up a lot] Ow! My rotator cuff...
The crew tend the wounded and the title credits roll.
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| [Scene 3] Hunter:
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Becky has a moan about Quentin
I am so sick of being this show's personal punching bag. Quentin practically assaulted me.
Maybe he over reacted but come on Hunter, just keep your hands off his toupee.
I can't trust him anymore. He's a freak. He needs to be on medication.
I think he already is. Look, you two have a lot of scenes together.
You're going to have to try to find a way to get along.
Fine. I guess I'll just have to take matters into my own hands.
[Hunter storms off]
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| [Scene 4]
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Marcy has some concerns about an upcoming storyline
Hey, Rob... Are you breaking up me and Johnny, I mean, Kim and Brad?
You promised that you wouldn't.
No I'm just bringing in the Dustin character to spice things up.
But Kim is a one man woman. Is it a good idea to mess with that now?
You know, with the holidays coming up and everything.
It's only for a week Marcy. I mean, you kiss Dustin, feel guilty,
tell Brad and he realizes he hasn't been spending enough time with you.
Oh. That's good! So have you cast Dustin yet?
No.
Well, maybe I should read with the guys auditioning, you know,
to make sure that we get someone sexy.
Marcy, I know what I'm doing. And besides, it's the WB - everyone is sexy!
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| [Scene 5]
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Dave tells Johnny about his audition
Dude, can I wear this shirt to my audition?
Sure, what audition?
Rob's letting me read for the part of Dustin. [Johnny cracks up] Dude, what's so funny?
Dude, no offence but, they're no gonna pick you. Not for that part.
Why not?
This guy's gotta be hot enough for Kim to be tempted when she's already got me.
Dude, plenty of girls think I'm hot.
Whatever dude.
So can you help me practise my lines?
Maybe later, I'm doing this now...
[Johnny attempts a trick on his scooter but falls over]
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| [Scene 6]
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Brady Wagner auditions for the role of Dustin
Chaos theory states that if a butterfly flaps its wings in Grosse Pointe,
it'll eventually cause a hurricane in Hawaii.
Yeah, I've heard that...
Well imagine what would happen in Hawaii if the two of us hooked up.
How about it Kim? It's a long bus ride home...
Great, great. Very nice Brady.
Thanks
[Brady leaves the room]
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| [Scene 6]
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Rob and Greg discuss Brady's look
Finally! I think that's the guy
Really, you're sure he's sexy enough?
What, are you kidding? He's really sexy! What, you don't think he's sexy?
Yeah. But his ass is a little flat.
Yeah, but his face is really sexy. No, no, I'm right. That's a damn sexy guy!
Good. Follow your instincts. It's your call.
[Greg walks over to the door and calls in Dave] Dave, you're up.
[Whispering to Rob] So why are we reading Dave for this?
It's a courtesy read.
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Dave auditions for the role of Dustin
Hey guys, thanks for having me in!
Dave, whenever you're ready...
I just scored a triple double for God's sake.
Come on Kim, why won't you give me any play?
Dustin, you know that Brad and I have been dating exclusively since the seventh grade.
Chaos theory states that, er, if a butterfly flaps its wings in Grosse Pointe,
it'll eventually cause a hurricane in Hawaii.
I've heard that...
Well imagine what would happen in Hawaii if the two of us hooked up.
How about it Kim? It's a long bus ride home...
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Greg and Rob look sympathetic, but Dave hasn't got a chance...
Very nice, thanks for coming in Dave.
Cool [Dave leaves the room]
Now, that ass on the other guy would work...
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Marcy:
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Courtney chats about her popularity in the land of the rising sun
[Looking at the Japanese magazine cover] Oh my God, Courtney, that's you!
Isn't it a riot! My agent says that Grosse Pointe is big in Japan.
They totally love me over there!
Well now you understand how I feel, over here.
Well, a big Japanese beer company wants to pay me $75,000 to be in one of their commercials, but I don't know if I should do it. I want to be thought of as a serious actress.
[Extremely patronising] You hold on to your dreams...
Hey there's nothing wrong with doing a commercial. You should take advantage of every offer while you're still young and pretty. At least, that's what my Mom says.
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| [Scene 8]
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Hunter is the butt of more jokes (no pun intended)
[Quentin enters and picks up the Japanese magazine] Whoa Nelly!
Stay away from me Quentin
Oh, you giving me a warning this time?
Kevin, break out the industrial fans, Hunter's about to rip one!
Laugh while you can... I've got a surprise on its way for you,
and it won't be coming out of my ass!
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| [Scene 9]
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Courtney meets the Sabijiko Beer representatives
[Kevin spots the Japanese visitors] I'm sorry, excuse me, um, the tour group meets outside.
Oh, Kevin, it's OK. Angie's my agent and these are the people from Sabijiko beer.
Wow it's so nice of you to stop by. So how's it going?
The deal's done sweetheart. They get you for six hours tomorrow night.
Oooh, how exciting!
Now listen, I got the script of what I'm supposed to say but it's in Japanese so...
[Kevin enters] Courtney, Jackie needs you in wardrobe right away.
Go ahead sweetheart, I'll ask. What is it you need?
Well, I, I'd just like to know what this means before I say it.
[To the Sabijiko representatives] Nice to meet you. [Courtney bows] Sayonara.
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Angie:
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Angie is surprised by the English translation!
So what does this mean anyway?
Ms. Big Breasts loves Sabijiko beer!
Excuse me?
Ms. Big Breasts... That is what we call Courtney in Japan. Yes, she is very popular.
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Dave needs to know why he didn't get the part
Rob, can we talk?
The casting dude told me that you thought I was really good but I wasn't sexy enough?
Wha? What? No! Not true. No, the er, the network pressured us to go with this guy they had a deal with. Believe me, being sexy had nothing to do with it.
So... you didn't say you felt I wasn't "Network Sexy" and that I was more "Alternative Sexy"
because I look totally different with my hair flat, check it out
[Dave flattens his hair for Rob]
Dave, look, I swear, alright. That's not it. Besides, I'm way too busy writing to obsesses over what kind of sexy people are, believe me... I've gotta run.
[Rob makes a quick exit. Dave is left to re-twist his spikes]
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Angie bends the truth...
[Angie enters wardrobe] Hey! What'd they say?
'Bout what babe?
What does "Ookii oppai" whatever mean?
Oh right, um... It's your nickname.
I have a Japanese nickname! What is it?
Well the um, rough translation is er, Ms. Popularity.
Won't saying that make me sound conceited?
Oh, it's a very different culture honey!
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Marcy consoles Dave until...
That really sucks. I'm sorry Dave, I really wish you were playing the part of Dustin.
Yeah. Like, what does "Alternative Sexy" mean anyway?
I'd much rather be kissing you than some strange guy.
Really? So maybe you should say something to Rob about wanting me to do it
because I'd really be into it.
Oh my God! [Marcy sets eyes on Brady!] Who's that?
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...Brady enters the scene!
Marcy! I'm Brady Wagner. I'm playing Dustin, your secret lover so... shhh.
[Marcy giggles]
It's nice to meet you. This is Dave May, Johnny's stand-in.
Hey. Ah, so anyway, I gotta head over to wardrobe but, I'll see ya on the set.
[Whispering to Dave] Oh my God! He's so sexy, Rob was right!
[Shouting to Brady] Brady! Wait up, I'll walk you to wardrobe.
[Marcy runs after Brady. Dave just stands there in disbelief]
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Shooting a school locker scene
Marker... and action!
Well, I gotta get to chemistry class. Bye bye. [Stone and Laura wave goodbye]
You better scoot to your year book meeting.
I'm going... Stone, last night was such bliss.
I'm so glad you're back to normal, you were incredible!
Good thing my old man left me such a big car when he died.
I wanna try it again tonite...
[Stone produces car keys from his pocket. Becky leans in to kiss him]
Cut! We didn't get it yet, let's go again!
Cutting! We're going again.
[Hunter wipes her lips after kissing Quentin] Yeuch!
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Hunter's surprise has arrived
[Kevin passes Hunter a brown envelope] Hunter, this just came from your lawyer.
Oh finally! [She tears open the envelope and shoves a piece of paper into Rob's face]
[Rob reads the letter aloud in disbelief] "Due to bodily aggravation incurred upon Miss Hunter Fallow by Mr. Quentin King on the first of the month, we hereby decree that Mr. King is temporarily permitted to come no closer than 15 feet to Miss Fallow at all times."
You're kidding me! [Quentin grabs the letter] She got a restraining order against me?
So, can I assume I'm wrapped for today?
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The retraining order must be enforced
[Quentin follows Hunter off the set] Er, excuse me. Too close.
[Quentin shrugs his shoulders] I'm going to my trailer.
Yeah, well, you'll do it at least 15 feet behind me.
Fine! From way back here, I won't have to suck your exhaust!
[Hunter prances off victoriously]
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Marcy gets to know Brady
So, what are you doing for the holidays?
I don't know, probably go up to Wrightwood, I go pretty much every year.
Really. My parents own a cabin there, I'm surprised I've never seen you.
It's probably because I wear a ring that makes me invisible.
Sounds fun! Can I borrow it sometime and follow your around? [They giggle together]
[Kevin flies past them] First scene's up!
Oh! I forgot my Pom Poms in my trailer! Excuse me, sorry [Marcy runs off]
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Brady lets Johnny and Dave in on a little secret
Man! Cannot wait to get on that...
Get on what?
Marcy. She's fine!
For real? Come on!
No seriously. You know whenever I do these quickie guest spots
I always end up nailing me leading lady.
Yeah well Marcy's not like that, man.
We'll see. They all succumb to the charm eventually.
I even get them to give me a pair of their panties as a souvenir!
Whoa! Sweet hobby. So whose panties have you gotten?
Oh, won't name names. Let's just say I've er, taken a little dip in Dawson's Creek.
[With that, Brady makes his exit]
Dude, did he just say he had sex with Dawson?
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The restraining order works its magic
Marker... and action!
Why does such a beautiful work like "infidelity" have such a painful meaning sis?
Brad, it'll be fine. Just look at me and Stone. We've been through the ringer too, but now we're back together things are better than ever.
Uncle Ted!
Laura, Brad, dinner's ready. Go eat. [Laura and Brad exit]
How much did you hear Daddy?
Oh, enough to know that you and Stone Anders are going out again. Becky, as long as you live in this house you are not to go within 15 feet of that boy, do you understand me? 15 feet!
[Becky bursts into tears]
And cut!
[The camera focuses on Rob, slowly shaking his head in disbelief]
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Time for a Japanese lesson
Ookii oppai-chan ha sabujiko biiru.
So what's it say, great taste?
It probably says "Hi! I'm doing this commercial because Sarah Michelle Gellar turned it down"
Actually it says "Ms. Popularity loves Sabijiko Beer"
Ms. Popularity's my Japanese nickname. Pretty dorky huh!
[Kevin walks by] Hey Courtney, here's like beer and stuff.
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Beer for almost everybody
Hello Courtney. I have bought a case of Sabijiko for you and your co-workers.
Drink up, there's enough for everyone!
[Sarcastically] No thanks. I already had a six-pack at the bowling alley.
[Marcy enters] Hey Marcy. Wanna beer?
Oh I'd better not. I've got my big kissing scene coming up with Brady.
I don't wanna get carried away!
He's really cute and he was great on Dawson's Creek.
[Chuckles] That's what I heard too...
Anyway, I think this is a really good storyline for Kim.
I mean, why should she just sit around while Brad ignores her?
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Beer for almost everybody
I wouldn't mind tickling my nostrils with some of those bubbles!
What?
I'd like a beer.
On second thoughts, I think I will have one. Get back Quentin.
Come on Hunter, I just want a beer.
Tell that to the police. Back! Back! 15 feet!
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Time for a photot
Please, I would like a picture of all of you enjoying our beverage.
And I'd like my $7 back for "Tempopo". Sorry, I don't give away my image for free.
Fine you can take your picture over here with me Mr. Toshahoopi.
Oh what the hell, I look good today. Beat it Quentin.
Everyone say Sabijiko!
Sabijiko!
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They shoot a school room scene
Oh Brad, I'm so sorry.
Don't be sorry Kim. Brad's the one who's been taking you for granted.
Dustin, the only thing that I hate more than your smugness is the fact that you're right.
And Brad exits. OK cut, end rehersal. Second team is in.
[Dave takes his position as Johnny's stand-in. Brady chats up Marcy as they leave]
Marcy, your acting is amazing.
Seriously, you are the best leading lady I have ever worked with.
Really?
I can't believe it's already my last day. Hey, do you wanna go out after we wrap tonite?
[Dave starts walking over to Marcy]
Johnny's stand-in... don't move please.
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Dave is concerned about Marcy
So dude, are you going to talk to Marcy or what?
Dude, what is your deal with her? It's almost like you're hot to mac on her yourself
Man come on, you heard that Brady guy. He's just gonna use her like a tissue.
One blow and she's in the garbage.
Dude, pick another image next time.
Man, come on. I think he's gonna take her out after we wrap. She'll listen to you.
I don't know dude, it's none of my business.
I mean I'm not her boyfriend in real life. I just play it on TV.
Damn, you know Marcy would do just about anything for you,
and you don't even care if some guy uses her. Dude, that's cold.
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Johnny tries to warn Marcy in his own sensitive way
[Johnny knocks on Marcy's trailer door] Hey Marce, can I come in?
Of course Johnny. I'm just getting ready to go out with Brady.
Can I get you a drink or something?
No. [Surprised as he's never bothered to visit before] Your trailer's nice inside!
Thanks. Hey, what do you think about this dress? Is it okay for a first date?
Marcy, listen, about that Brady guy, he's bad news. He's actually got like a panty collection from all the chicks he's banged, and anyway, he said that you were just another panty in the pile. So stay away from him. Okay, I'm done. You know what, maybe I will have something to drink. What have you got?
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No more Mr Nice Girl!
God, you're a real jerk sometimes.
Me? What did I do? He's the one who wants to use you like a Kleenex, or whatever.
So. Maybe I wanna be used? I mean, how do you know I'm not just using him for sex?
Because that's not you. You're like too sensitive for that, and too nice.
Yeah, that's my problem, I'm just too damn nice all the time, well you know what?
Not anymore! Now just go so I can get ready!
[Johnny leaves the trailer and passes Dave outsite]
Well?
What can I do? She's a self-destructive girl.
...to be continued!
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