The cast of Grosse Pointe
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Barenaked in America
Episode: 12
First aired: January 7, 2001
Writer: Robin Schiff and Will Gluck
Director: Dennis Erdman
This episode centres around topless photos of Courtney, sold by Deegan (her ex-boyfriend) to Playpen Magazine.
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| [Scene 14] Kevin:
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Kevin approaches Hunter, holding a large gift basket
Hey Hunter. This just came for Courtney. Have you seen her?
Yes and I wish to God I hadn't.
Every time I look at her now I can't help but picture the size of her areolas.
[Kevin walks away from Hunter, speechless. She follows him.]
Who's that from? Tommy Lee?
The network.
[With hope in her voice] A going away basket?
I don't think so. The ratings were up like 22% last night.
Excuse me?
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| [Scene 15] Rob:
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Rob and Courtney discuss the impact of Playpen on the ratings
Yeah. We got the WB's highest rating since the 7th Heaven where the Camdens almost couldn't find a Christmas tree and then did at the last minute. Can you believe it?
All because of those pictures?
Apparently. And now the network is all over me to get you juicy storylines.
You are the new it girl.
Well that still doesn't make it right what they did.
[With a mouthful of coffee, Rob shakes his head and waves his hand]
And I'm still thinking of sueing them.
Oh good, good, good. Excellent. May justice prevail!
[Kevin appears in the doorway to Rob's office]
Courtney, your agent's here to see you.
Oh... [Courtney gets up] Thanks.
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Courtney's agent tells her about a possible movie role
Two words... Adam Sandler.
[Excited] I love Adam Sandler! What's the part?
Only his female co-star.
[Courtney's jaw drops!] What's it about?
Well Adam plays a cop who goes under cover as a female stripper.
That's hilarious!
It's "Striptease" meets "Tootsie". And you, my dear, play the stripper he falls in love with!
[Disappointed] So I'd be playing a stripper?
Correction... a stripper who's working her way through law school.
[Courtney and her agent stop in their tracks]
So let me guess... the stripper has to take off all her clothes. Am I right?
Yes, but it's totally integral to the story. And they're offering you $350,000.
Whoa...
[Courtney and her agent walk out of the shot]
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Dave misinterprets what Marcy is trying to say
[Marcy walks up to Dave who is busy hosing down Hunter's car]
Hey Dave. Can I talk...
[Dave turns round and sprays Marcy by mistake! Marcy squeals.]
Marcy! God, I'm sorry! [Dave hands Marcy a towel to dry herself off with]
It's OK. [Jokingly] I, I didn't have time to take a shower this morning anyway, so...
[Dave and Marcy giggle before sharing an awkward pause]
Um... Marcy I know you're a big...
[Dave starts his rehearsed speech, as typed on Hunter's laptop]
[Marcy interupts] Look Dave. We're friends right?
And you know that the last thing I'd ever want is to see you get hurt.
Uh huh.
It's just that sometimes I think we pick people that we have no chance of getting.
And, and then even if we did get them, they aren't right for us anyway.
[Dave doesn't realise Marcy is talking about Hunter. He looks shocked and confused]
Ah, yeah... OK I get it, yeah I understand.
Do you? Because I swear you shouldn't take it personally. Any more than I should take it personally that Johnny never liked me the way that I liked him.
[Another awkward pause]
You should probably go dry off. You don't want to catch, like pneumonia.
[Marcy hands the towel back to Dave, they smile and she walks away.]
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Kevin approaches Quenting on set and tries again to get back his $7
Hey Quentin! They're turning off my gas at home. I kinda need that $7.
[Chuckles] Yeah, right. Do you have change for a thousand?
Look, it's not funny. I mean, how am I gonna cook my Ramin?
[Shouting] Can we shoot this? Come on let's go!
[Yet again, Kevin can do nothing but leave the set.]
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The girls discuss Courtney's movie offer over lunch
Wow! Adam Sandler, I love Adam Sandler! I've seen "The Wedding Singer" like 100 times.
Yeah, but the problem is I'm naked in like half the movie.
Well then what do they want you in the other half for?
I don't know, I just don't want my career to go in that direction.
I want to make it on talant, not on exhibitionism.
Well, Gwyneth went topless in "Shakespeare in Love".
Yeah, but that was Shakespeare. This is different.
Courtney, this is a decision you've gotta make with your heart.
I don't know. What if an opportunity like this never comes again?
Where have I heard this before? Oh yeah, my friend, Elizabeth Berkley.
[Hunter's "advice" sinks in.] Ew.
[Hunter gets up from the bench and makes a speedy exit.]
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