The cast of Grosse Pointe
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Barenaked in America
Episode 12
First aired January 7, 2001
This episode centres around topless photos of Courtney, sold by Deegan (her ex-boyfriend) to Playpen Magazine.
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| [Scene 5] Hunter:
Quentin:
Hunter:
Quentin:
Johnny:
Quentin:
Johnny:
Quentin:
Johnny:
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Quentin and Hunter are in makeup, discussing Courtney's appearance in Playpen Wait until she has a couple of kids. She'll be able to throw those things over her shoulders.
You're usually out of the picture by then.
Well, it's a fickle business. I hope she didn't burn any bridges at the Dairy Queen.
[Hunter exits, Johnny enters]
Have you seen this? This peach looks better peeled huh?
Put that down. It's disgusting!
No worries amigo, it's a fresh copy!
I'm serious. She was exposed against her will. That's totally heinous.
Oh I get it. Playing the sympathy angle? Nice!
No!
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Richard (the gay actor with a crush on Johnny) listens in on his conversion with Quentin Dude... Look... No one knows this, but when I was an underwear model in Milan, someone took pictures of me changing backstage at a fashion show and then sold them to some cheesy Italian porn mag.
That's terrible! Tell me the name of that magazine so that I can boycott it.
Celebrita Nud�? [To Quentin] Anyway, all I'm saying is that I know how she feels,
so just don't look.
Celebrita Nud�. What is that, a monthly?
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| [Scene 6] Hunter:
Dave:
Hunter:
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Dave uses Hunter's laptop to type a conversation he plans to have with Marcy [Hunter enters the trailer. Dave closes the laptop to hide his work]
Better not be porno. Unless you're sending pictures of Courtney to Proctor and Gamble.
Nah. Just updating your... um... appointment calendar.
Has Heath Ledger called yet?
Was he supposed to?
I met him last night at "The Whiskey" and as soon as he realises that it wasn't a dream,
he'll be calling.
Well he hasn't called yet.
He will.
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| [Scene 6]
Hunter:
Dave:
Hunter:
Dave:
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Hunter dictates a message for Dave to type Ooh. Log me onto the WB Chatboards. I want to post a message.
What's your screen name?
"I HATE SARAH MICHELLE 9".
OK, go ahead.
Dear WB, I am ten years old and I think it is despicable, and miss spell despicable,
that that skank on Grosse Pointe got naked in those pictures for that magazine.
p.s. Marcy's good but... a little goes a long way.
[Dave hesitates because of the swipe at Marcy. Hunter does a "typey typey" motion with her fingers. Dave continues to type.]
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| [Scene 7]
Johnny:
Courtney:
Johnny:
Courtney:
Johnny:
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Johnny is on a mission to remove all copies of Playpen from the set [Johnny finds a crew member reading Playpen.]
Show some respect! Here, here's your seven dollars back.
[Johnny grabs the magazine in exchange for $7 just as Courtney walks past.]
Johnny! You are so disrespectful!
What this? I was just buying it off him so he wouldn't look at it.
Yeah? I hope you got your money's worth! Unbelievable...
Look! It's going in the trash...
[Courtney storms off and Marcy catches her on the way...]
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Marcy:
Courtney:
Marcy:
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Courtney has some good advice for Marcy Hey Courtney! How are you doing?
Marcy, promise me something. Never drink a gallon of Apple Cider on a hot day when you're already dehydrated. It will totally cloud your judgement and make you do things that'll really disappoint your Mom, Dad and Pastor.
OK [Marcy nods and looks dazed]
[Courtney is called to the set for her next scene.]
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Kevin:
Quentin:
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Kevin tries to get $7 back from Quentin Hey Quentin. I have three singles if you have a ten.
You know, for the magazine that I bought you earlier?
Call my business manager... He'll cut you a check.
[Quentin takes his place for the next scene. Kevin can do nothing but move off set.]
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