Kat in Anime Land

After looking all day, They still haven't found the 40th Manguanac. So, they decided to go back.

"Damn this blasted heat!" Wufei cursed
"Stop complaning."
"No, its too hot!"
"SHUT UP YOU FUCKING IMBECILE BEFORE I RIP YOUR VOCAL CORDS OUT!" she screamed.
He blinked a few times, and was quiet the rest of the way back to their meeting place.
When they walked up, A Manguanac ran up to them.
"HAVE YOU SEEN MASTER QUATRE?"
"Umm, we're meeting him right now."
"Okay... I'll come with you then!"
They got back, and everyone was already there.

"OHMYGAWD! YOU FOUND HIM KAT!!" Quatre screamed with joy.
"I did?"
"YES!" he hugged her.
"How can you tell them apart?"
"Look at his back..."
The Manguanac turned around, and he had a giant "40" printed on his shirt.
"Ohh...."
Wufei then burst out laughing uncontrollably.
"Ah, shut up, Wuffie."
"I knew that was him..."
"Why didn't you say anything then?"
"'Cause you'd rip my vocal coards out"
She sighed. "Moron."
Heero then pulled out his gun on Kat.
"HAHAHA! I FOUND YOU AGAIN! YOU SHALL NOT TRICK ME THIS TIME!" he screamed.
"Oh, god...."
"HEEEEEROO!!" Duo screamed, like Relena, "DONT DO THAT?"
"Why not?"
"BECAUSE SHOOTING PEOPLE IS BAD!"
"BUT SHE'S TRESPASSING IN MY FOREST!"
"...Your forest?"
"YES! THIS IS MY FOREST, DAMMIT! MINE!" He then turned back to Kat.
"AND I WILL SHOOT HER FOR TRESPASSING!"
"Hey! Look! Is that the Goodyear blimp?"
"WHAT? Where? What's a Goodyear blimp?!"
He turned around too see what it was. Kat then whipped out her sword, knocked the gun out of Heeros hand, and then ran over and grabbed it.
"HAHA! It worked again! I'M SO COOL! I ROCK! I ROCK! YOU SUCK! NANER NANER NANER!"
Everyone blinked.
"Well...it did..."
Heero was now on the floor, crying his eyes out.
"I'VE NEVER LOST BEFORE!!! WHY??? WHY TO HER?? SHE SO WEAK!" He bawled.
"Ohh well, everyone's gotta loose sometime..."
Then everyone got up, and went back to town.

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They decided to go eat dinner at a outside resteraunt called "El Tarta." They were seated and the waitress came up to the table.
"Hello, my name is Danielle, and I'll be your waitress."
"Weren't you the bartender?" Veggie asked.
"Um, no. I've never worked at a bar before."
"...Okay..." Veggie said, very confused.
"We'll have the cook's special. Family sized." Kat said.
"WAIT! I WANT SOMETHING ELSE! INJUSTICE!" Wufei yelled.
"I'M PAYING, YOU'LL GET WHAT I ORDER!" she screamed back.
"...Onna no baka..." he mumbled as he sunk into his chair.
"Okay, Is that all?"
"Yea...that's it..."
A couple minuits later, Danielle came out with a giant pie.
"Pie? The special is PIE???"
"Yes, The resteraunt is called 'El Tarta,' which is 'The Pie' in spanish...we only serve pie."
"PIES ARE EVIL! EVIL I TELL YOU! YOU'RE A PIE PERSON AREN'T YOU? YOU PIE!" Kat screamed, then she ran away, back to their hotel.
Everyone blinked, with really confused looks on their faces, then started eating their pie.

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PART 8! --Another Contribution to the parade of idiots.
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After everyone was done eating, they decided to go back to the hotel to find Kat. They found her sitting at the bar, Talking to Danielle.
"HI KAT! WHY DID YOU RUN AWAY?!" screamed Chibi-Veggie...who really wasn't very chibi any more.
Kat blinked. "When did you get so big?"
"I'm big?" She looked down. Then looked up, and saw that she was now able too look Kat in the eyes with out looking up.
"I'M BIG! I'M BIG I'M BIG I'M BIG I'M BIG!!!" She screamed, running around hugging everyone.
"Anyway..." Angel said, "Why did you go?"
"Because pies are evil."
"...And why is this?"
"They just are. They're possesed."
"Okay...." everyone said, in unison.
Just then, A really tall guy wearing black pants, a black shirt, and an red jacket walked into the bar, and stepped over to Kat.
"Kushinada. I have come to protect you."
Kat raised an eyebrow. "Kushinada?"
"Yes, you are the kushinada, and I am here to protect you."
"What the hell is a kushinada? And who the hell are you?"
"I am Kusanagi, and a Kushinada is an anchent princess put on the earth to save the world from the invasion of Arigami."
She blinked. "Right... and what makes you think I am this Kushinada?"
He blinked. "Your part of the Fugimiya triplets, all 3 of you were born with the power of the Kushinada. Your sisters are dead."
"I was a triplet?"
"Yes. And both of your sisters are dead, so now I have to protect you."
"Well, alllrighty then, you can travel with us!" she said.
"...where are you going?" He asked.
Kat blinked, then looked arround at all of her friends questionably.
"Where are we going?" They all said in union.
"Umm... I have no idea...." She said, with a sweatdrop forming.
"We're just traviling around Anime Land"
"umm, okay........"
"Eh...heh...heh..." she laughed, nerviously.
"Well, anyways. Kusanagi, this is Veggie, Angel, Duo, Wufei, Heero, and Quatre."
"Umm, hi... I guess..." he said.
"Yea, hi" everyone said.

"WELLLLL, anyways... Time for bed!" Kat said, yawning.
"WAIT!" Duo screamed, "Where's he going to sleep? All the beds are tookin' up!"
"Umm, I guess seince I have the biggest bed, He can sleep with me."
Everyone blinked.
"NOT IN THAT WAY, YOU PERVS!"
"Ohh..." they all said, not really beleving her.

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PART 9! --Kushinada? Kusanagi? Arigami? New Powers? COOL!
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The next morning, Kat got up, and woke everyone up early so they can get an early start traviling.

"COME ON EVERYONE!!!" She screamed, beating her gong, "GET UP!!!! WE'RE GOING TO TOKYO TODAY!!" She banged the gong some more.

At breakfast, As usual, Duo was babbiling on and on about something...
"OOO! At tokyo I wanna go shopping! I have to get a new scrunchy for my braid, and I need to get a new cross... MABIE I CAN GET A WHOLE NEW OUTFIT! That would be sooo cool, I really need a new outfit, dont you think? I think the preist look is scaring away all the chicks---"
"What chicks?" Angel said, glairing at him.
"Eh heh..." he said nerviously "There are no other chicks, honey"
"There better not be..."
Everyone laughed.

Later that day, while walking threw the forest, Duo was again babbiling on about what he was going to do in Tokyo...
"I think I might want to get some of the food there too, I heard they had some really good tea in tokyo. OHH! How about the fried rice? Or mabie the Oden? That all sounds really really good..."
"Uh-huh" Angel said, ignoring duo.

All the sudden, Kat heard a whisper.
"Kushinada..."
"Did you guys hear that?" She asked.
"Hear what?" Veggie asked.
"Ohh, I guess it was nothing." she said, going back to her thoughts. "kushinada..." it said again.
"STAND BACK, KUSHINADA!" Kusanagi yelled, pushing her aside.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Kat yelled as a giant 8 headed plant looknig monster with a bead on each of the heads poped out of no where from the forest "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?"
"Thats an arigami, NOW STAY BACK" Kusanagi yelled, as he flew away to go fight the Arigami.
"Alllrighty then..." she said, backing away.
Everyone else was shocked, and stood there blinking as they watched Kusanagi decapitate the monsters 8 heads in a split second.
"Wow." They all said as the monster disinigrated, leaving the 8 beads lying there.
"COOL BEADS!" Kat yelled, running over and picking them up.
"NO! DONT DO THAT!" Kusanagi yelled, running after her.
Kat looked at all the beads, then they sank into her skin.
"WHAT THE JUNK?" She said, confused.
"Great..." Kusanagi sighed.
"What?" Kat asked, still confused.
"The Mitamas desided to make you their new host" He said, turning her hands over, reveling the beads imbeded into her skin.
"What in all the hells?"
"CONGRATS! You are now an Arigami, like me" He said, sarcasticly.
Kat blinked, still confused. "What the hell is wrong with me?"
"Nothing, you just have supernatural powers now"
"REALLY! THATS FUCKING AWSOME!" She yelled, "What can I do?"
"Well, you now have blades imbeded in your arms, and you can fly."
"AWSOME!" She said, trying out her new arm blades.
"MUHAHAHA! Now I don't need that Sword anymore!"
She started flying around. "This is so cool."
"WOOOWWW! I WANNA FLY!!" Veggie Screamed.
"TOO BAD! HAHAHA" Kat mocked.
Veggie Cryed. "NO FAIR! I WANNA FLY I WANNA FLY I WANNA FLY I WANNA FLY I WANNA FLY I WANNA FLY..." she continued wining.

They then, continued on their way to tokyo, Kat showing off her powers as much as possible.

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PART 10A-- TOKYO! SHOPPING! PLEATHER OUTFITS!
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The next day, they arrived in Tokyo. Kat, giving not-so-chibi-anymore Veggie about 30 rides on her back as she flew.

"YAAYYYYY!!! WE'RE IN TOKYO!!!" Duo Screamed, as they walked threw down town tokyo.
"Baka..." Wufei mumbled under his breath, at 'the childish act' that Duo was putting on.
"Hn." Heero smearked at the skipping Duo.
"Duo, I think you need to calm down..." Quatre said, "Your attracting attention and people are begining to stare."
"SO? WE'RE IN TOKYO! I've always wanted to go to tokyo before, Its been like a life long dream..." He began babbiling, again.
Kat rolled her eyes, and went back to window shopping.
"OMG!" Kat yelled, "I NEED THAT OUTFIT!" She said, pointing at the pleather outfit hanging in the window.
"Why?" Kusanagi asked, annoyed.
"BECAUSE IT ROCKS!" Kat said, stairing at it wide eyed.
"What ever you say..." he said, rolling his eyes.
"THAT IS SO COOL!" Veggie said, taking a place next to Kat at the window.
"THAT HAS TO BE THE COOLEST OUTFIT EVER!" Angel said, joining them.
"Onnas...." Wufei said, rolling his eyes.
"I'm gonna go in and try that on." Kat said.
"IM COMING TOOOO!" Veggie and Angel both screamed at the same time.
"Okie!" They all ran into the store, leaving the guys outside.
"Are we gonna go in?" Heero asked.
"IM GOING IN! I NEED A NEW OUTFIT!" Duo said, running into the store.
"I am." Kusanagi said, walking into the store.
"I'll go in to help Veggie" Quatre said, entering the store
"I guess I'll go in, too." Heero said, leaving Wufei to contimplate wheitehr he should go in or not.

After much contimplation, Wufei went into the store.

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Part 10b ---Black Leather, Pink-Frilly Lace, and more Pleather.
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"OHMIGOD!" said Duo, looking at a black leather outfit. "I SOOO NEED THIS! THIS WOULD BE, LIKE...THE ULTIMATE ACCENT TO MY OHSOCOOL WARDROBE!"
Kat smacked him. "Duo, you bastard, all you wear is black leather."
"Well...yeah...but..SHUT UP!"
Kat gave Duo a look that PLAINLY said "Riiiiight...."
Wufei was looking up at an ... interesting ... outfit with pink frilly lace around the edges.
"What are you looking at, Wu-Chan?" Angel asked Wufei
"Umm, nothing" He said, quickly putting it back.
Angel then, picked up what he was looking at, and fell over laughing, as he walked away.
Kat walked out of the dressing room, in the pleather outfit.
"How do I look?" She asked Kusanagi, spinning around.
His eyes Widened.
"Umm... good... but isn't it a little... reaviling?"
"Yea, thats why I like it."
"Ohh, okay, Then it looks fine on you. Great, actually."
"GREAT! I'll get it then" She said, looking at the price tag, "Umm, Kusanagi? Can I borrow some money?"
"...how much?" He asked, skeptical.
"Ummm..... $56.50????"
"WHAT?" He asked, amazed at the price.
"Awww, come on Kusi..."
"Grr... I'll give you $20, you pay for the rest..." he said, handing her the $20. (even tho they're in tokyo and they only use yen there... ehhehehe...)
"YAY!" She yelled, running to the cash register.
"...what a weird girl..." he mumbled, under his breath.

"I REALLY LIKE THIS OUTFIT ANGEL!" Duo said, looking at the himself in the mirror.
"...thats nice duo...." angel said, while looking threw the clearence rack.
"THIS IS SOOOO COOL, ITS LIKE NOT EVEN FUNNY!" He said.
"Uh-huh" angel said, clearly ignoring him
"ANGELLL! YOUR NOT LISTING TO ME!!!!" Duo Wined
"Uh-huh" Angel said.
Duo, now fed up, went off to go show Heero his outfit.
"Feh, at least he'll pay attention to me"

When everyone got their shopping done, they went back out to the street, looking for more places to shop

"I really need a new jacket" Kat said, matter of factly.
"ME, TOO!" Duo Screamed, "I also need some new shoes, a new cross, some socks, a new journal, a new suitcase... or something to carry my stuff in..." and on, and on, and on.
Kat rolled her eyes, and went back to window shopping.
"I WANT NEW CLOTHES!" Veggie said.
"Okay... where do you want to go?"
"THERE!" She said, pointing to the shop across the street, marked 'KABOOM' "Allllrighty then, Lets go."
And they proceeded on their way.

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Part 11---Only meeting and parting---again and again�and again...
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As they entered the store, Veggie went into a spaz-attack/conniption fit.
"AHHH! LOOK! IT'S SPORKS IT'S SPORKS SPORKY SPORKY SPORKS!!!!!"
Everybody blinked. "So it is," said Kat. Then Kat blinked again. "Ohmigod...IT'S SPORKS!" She then began to jump around spasmodically.
Quatre, Wufei, and Duo all looked at each other as Angel joined Kat and Veggie. They all shrugged in confusion.
A girl at the counter leaned forward. "Um...may I help you?"
Veggie looked up. "...Fuu Houougi?!?! I'VE SEEN ALL YOUR MOVIES! YOU'RE GREAT!" Veggie jumped over the counter and tackled Fuu. "YOU'RE THE BEST BEST BEST ACTRESS IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD!"
Fuu laughed. "Um...thank you?"
Veggie grabbed a spork and twanged the um...sporkily sporky tines. "This'll do. I can add it to my collection!" She handed the spork to Fuu along with a hand full of moo-lah.(For those of you who are uneducated or just plain stupid, moo-lah=money. ^__^)
Fuu handed her the bag. "Here you go! What are you doing today? Maybe we can meet up for lunch!"
"YEAH!!!" yelled Veggie.
While Veggie and Fuu worked out plans for later that day, Angel was unhappily eyeing the ends of her hair and Kat was testing out a spork on Wufei, and Kusi was cheering her on. Duo nonchalantly was eyeing sporks, and the only thing you could hear out of Wuffers was an occasional "Onn-OW! OW OW! ONNA------OW! DAMN YOU, ONNA! MAY YOU BE--OW--CURSED TO ETERNAL SUFFERING IN THE ETER--OW--NAL DEPTHS OF HELL! INJUSTICE--OW!"
"I need a haircut!" cried Angel. "I've got split ends!"
Everybody grinned (except Wufei, who never smiles, and Angel, who was caught up in her OWN hair) and turned to Duo.
"OHHHHHHHHH NO!" yelled Duo, with a terrified look on his face. "YOU AIN'T GETTIN' YOUR HANDS ON MY HAIR!" He grabbed his braid nervously and stroked it while slowly backing away into Angel.

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