Gundam Wing Pickup Lines

 I ripped these off some message board A LONG time ago... I only went to that messageboard for like, three days. Then I stopped. Ohh well, this is funny. So, READ ON!
-Kat

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Heero
Duo
Trowa
Quatre
Wufei

Heero:
1. *tears up something in their face*
2."Wanna know what's so great about my spandex shorts?
3."Baka! Why bother with a date? There's a closet right there!"
*drags his date/victim away for a few hours*

 Duo:
1."Watashi wa Shinigami."
2."Wanna see my scythe?"
3.*just sits there and blinks a few times* (he's DUO, for cryin' out loud! He doesn't NEED to do anything to get a date!)

 Trowa:
1."Wanna see me tame a lion?"
2."Got any knives?"
3."I look better out of the clown suit. Honest."

 Quatre:
1."I'm the heir to the Winner fortune..." *gets mobbed*
2."Care to hear a violin solo?"
3.*Big Sad Anime Eyes* "Hello."

 Wufei:
1. *GLARES*
2. "Stupid woman.
3. "Weak woman."
4."Onna no baka!"
5.*smacks hand, points* "Bitch, make me a sandwich!"
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