Things the Gundam Guys Would Never Say


I did the same thing with this as in the GW Pickup lines. Oh well, It's funny anyway... And not like it's copywrited or anything. So ha. Read on. Oh, I think we might have added some to it too, but I'm not sure...if you have any, please send them in!
-Kat

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Heero
Duo
Wufei
Quatre
Trowa
Zechs

Heero:
-Shut up, Duo! God, can't you see I'm watching Teletubbies?!
-Man, I wish I could get me a girl like Martha Stewart.
-Relena, will you marry me?
-Owie owie owie! I need more anesthetic! It hurts! It huuuuuuurts!
-Go on, Duo, what you're saying is absolutely fascinating.
-Suicide is NOT the answer!
-God, these shorts are chafing me... (LOL)
-I need a hug.
-I have an idea. Let's have a sing-a-long!

Duo:
-I am the God of Life!
-I think these black pants make my butt look big.
-Yes, Oprah, *sob* my friends just won't communicate with me! *sniff sniff*
-I have absolutely nothing to say.
-Geez, all this black is sooo depressing. Can I borrow your clown pants, Trowa?
-This braid is SOOO last year. Chop it off! I'll be bald!

Wufei:
-Women are SO the dominant sex.
-Nataku...I'm afraid I must leave you for another Gundam.
-Justice is so stupid.
-*in intelligent M:TG dork type voice* (Yes, Veggie plays Magic, but she never talks in an intelligent M:TG dork type voice...just a dork type voice.)Then in my main phase, I tap my forest for mana and play some Wood Elves.

Quatre:
-Die, die, die! You all shall die! AHAHAHAHA
-Screw it all to hell. I'm going to get some tea and then take a nap. Wake me up for dinner.
-Gaaaah! I can't believe I've let my sisters dress me all these years! A PINK shirt? Ugh. That's it, I'm going shopping. Maybe something black...oooh, and leather...

Trowa:
-(after cutting his bangs off) AHHH! Depth perception! So this is what everyone's raving about!
-Watch it or I might stab you to death with my hair!
-WAAAAAIIIIIIIIII I ran out of hair gel...*sniff*
-I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough-water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away or I will taunt you a second time!

Zechs:
-Gfu gfu TIMM-AY!!!! TIMMY!!! TIMMY....tim..my

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