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Grif's Page (The First Annual Grif Awards)

About Grif

Things to Think About

Vote for David

The Grif Awards *

Cool Shit

Quotes

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WELCOME EVERYONE TO

Man of the Year:
this prestigous award goes out to ryan gallaway.

a boy of folly and mischeif, ryan was a shoe-in for man of the year. but what, you ask, has ryan accomplished in order to gain this recognition?

it all started in 7th grade. from humble beginnings, this lad slowly etched his way into to fabric of history. he used to come to my house to hang out with my brother, and they would play blanket blob. my brother would end up punching ryan, and he'd fall to the ground and act like he was dead. i am not completely sure as to why this happened, but i guess the mystery that is ryan only adds to his charisma. when ryan was a freshman, he was re-introduced to smoking marijuana. this drove him to do several noble things. one will not soon forget the night in which he stole his parent's mini-van and was caught. one also will not soon forget the second time he did it, planting him and an innocent man in jail. but we are all thankful for the hundred of dollars he has stolen from his dear parents to purchase food and outlawed substances. thank you, ryan. you truly are a man among men.


Business of the Year:
business of the year goes out to scott king's chauffering service. for a small fee (not necessarily money), you can be transported to anywhere in the near-area. service with a smile, and never over-crowded.


Pimp of the Year:
goes out to little kitty. although he's not so little anymore, this cat is a straight pimp. lindsay henderson, longtime girlfriend of scott king, often has a hard time choosing between the lust she feels for little kitty or the love she feels for scott. i even question my own sexuality when it comes to that little critter, but unfortunately little kitty doesn't swing that way. scott got into a fist-fight with him and got his ass beat, so that should tell you right there that little kitty is not one to be trifled with. kevin is a lucky guy.


Grif of the Century:
this highly valued honor goes out to grif fitzgerald. only he can be the grif that is so highly honored. the award ceremony for "Grif of the century" will be held at the newly-updated Mount Grifmore on November 15th at 7:00 PM CST. the event will be televised nationally on CNN and MSNBC, as well as your local news channels.

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