Dart excuses, we've all heard them and have probably come up with a few of our own. Have you got some that you would like to add to the list? If so, just send me an email and I'll add it. Enjoy!
| 51. The weight of these bigger beer glasses are throwing me off. |
71. I didn't want to hurt his pride.* |
| 52. I had to let him win, I won't get any if I don't* |
72. I forgot my darts and had to use bar darts. |
| 53. Who turned off the magnet? |
73. The window was in the way. |
| 54. I ate too much before the match. |
74. I can't throw wearing long-sleeves. |
| 55. The darts keep sticking to my hands. |
75. She/he keeps rubbing against me. |
| 56. The chalker won't stop moving. |
76. I was just trying to be nice....who would of thought you'd throw that! |
| 57. I didn't know the line was THAT far back! |
77. The swelling in my left hand has thrown me off balance. |
| 58. I'm a little hopped up, I've got a lot of Nutrasweet in my system. |
78. My opponent's wife isn't wearing a bra. |
| 59. I'm wearing new boxers. |
79. That guy keeps farting when I'm trying to double-out. |
| 60. Is it hot in here? |
80. The color scheme of the board is backwards. |
| 61. Someone wrote obscenities on the toe-line. |
81. There's "Meatloaf" on the jukebox. |
| 62. I keep belching up those peppers and onions. |
82. Did I leave the stove on? |
| 63. My arm is sore because I went to the infertility clinic today. |
83. the floor is not level. |
| 64. I haven't fine tuned my dart arm yet. |
84. the dart board is not level. |
| 65. I cant believe I missed that, its my favorite out. |
85. I can't throw with somene telling me where to shoot. |
| 66. I can't shoot the top of the board. |
86. they got lucky that time. |
| 67. I've gotten cold ,the last game was an hour ago. |
87. I didn't have time to practice this week. |
| 68. that dart hit the bull,I saw it,it just fell out. |
88. we should have won, we are alot better team than they are. |
| 69. My partner is off and it's messing with my game. |
89. My grips are worn off on the barrel. |
| 70. I was thinking about the speeding ticket I got on the way here. |
90. That song on the Juke Box was the song my ex and I shared. |
| 71. I can't seem to keep my elbow up. |
81. This board is too close to the wall. |
| 72. They overkill in points. |
82. Dart hit my glasses (hat, ear, etc....) during the forward stroke. |
| 73. Peanut gallery was shouting out the wrong outs. |
83. I've been off on that number. |
| 74. Arm is sore from bowling. |
84. Two words "skunky beer" |
| 75. That guy we are playing is my boss, I have to let him win. |
85. I think there is something wrong with my tips. |
| 76. I forgot my glasses. |
86. Did someone say my name? |
| 77. I'm out of darters chalk (rosin). |
87. My girlfriend keeps talking to all the other guys here and I can't concentrate. |
| 78. I didn't like that out anyway. |
88. Someone sneezed during my follow threw. |
| 79. A cross wind blew my dart away! |
89. The dart gods hate me today. |
| 80. Who's pager or cell phone went off while I was throwing? |
90. My elbow is straying. |
| 81. I think the board might be a little high (or low). |
91. I didn't want to get flighted so I changed numbers. |
| 82. I locked my keys in my car and I'm thinking about that now. |
92. My family is here and I can't smoke because they don't think I do. |
