Dart excuses, we've all heard them and have probably come up with a few of our own. Have you got some that you would like to add to the list? If so, just send me an email and I'll add it. Enjoy!
| 1. It's too dark in here. |
21. Had too much caffeine. |
| 2. My partner had to use my darts. |
22. My flights won't stay on. |
| 3. The bar is too crowded. |
23. The boards are too close. |
| 4. Can't stay awake. |
24. It's too cold in here. |
| 5. My partner didn't show up. |
25. The jukebox is too loud. |
| 6. I slipped on a puddle of beer. |
26. I was one hole out. |
| 7. The floor/carpet is too sticky. |
27. The ceiling fan blew my dart. |
| 8. The TV is too loud. |
28. Bad day at work. |
| 9. Can't find my mark. |
29. My shafts were loose. |
| 10. My arm is sore. |
30. Had the wrong shoes on. |
| 11. I don't do well under pressure. |
31. Someone bumped me. |
| 12. My clothes are too tight. |
32. The board moved. |
| 13. I haven't drank enough. |
33. I have to go to the bathroom. |
| 14. I was just having fun. |
34. I wasn't used to that kind of board. |
| 15. I'm watching the game on TV. |
35. The light was in my eyes. |
| 16. This game didn't matter. |
36. It's too hot in here. |
| 17. I didn't get here in time to practice. |
37. The line is wrong. |
| 18. New darts. |
38. I drank too much. |
| 19. My opponent is too cute. |
39. I've never beat them before. |
| 20. My darts kept bouncing out. |
40. My partner made excuses all night. |
| 21. I had an itch! |
41. I thought I was going to sneeze! |
| 22. Damned Ragweed! |
42. I'm not used to this line. |
| 23. My flights must be off from all of those "Robin Hoods". |
43. I must have forgot to pull the points out on my Hammerheads. |
| 24. I didn't strech properly before the game. |
44. I cannot play darts with my shoes on. |
| 25. Just last night I scored a 180 here, I think someone moved the oche. |
45. I've got to throw low numbers to get them drinking more, then we are sure to win. |
| 26. My girlfriend is playing for the other team. |
46. Which dart board are we playing on? |
| 27. I can't hit anything 'cause I've got my shoes on.* |
47. The air conditoner is blowing right on me and breaking my concentration..... I think that it's messing with my flights too!! |
| 28. My foot hit the table!!! |
48. I let you win so you wouldn't quit playing. |
| 29. A cross wind blew my dart away! |
49. The dart gods hate me today. |
| 30. Why do we shoot darts cos we like to drink ! Alot!!! |
50. The cement is lower here than at home. |
