This page contains contact information for all the
Shipmates. From here you can find out useless trivia about the Roadies, or access their
Player Cards for Lifetime Stats.
John's is a real Cinderella story. Having jumped ship in Hong Kong and
made his way over to Tibet, Jon got on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.
(A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock.) So, he tells them he's a pro jock, and who do you think they give
him? The Dalai Lama himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.
So, Jon's on the first tee with him. Jon gives him the driver. He hauls off and whacks
one -- big hitter, the Lama, long -- into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier.
Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So when
Jon dies, on his deathbed, he will receive total consciousness. So he's got that goin' for him, which is nice.
A formidable and multi-talented presence in the sport of
darts, John can not only touch the dart board from the throw
line, but he can also dance the tango between throws with his acclaimed
partner Aebra.
With a classic swing and long-ball power, Richard will bat clean-up for the
squad. His tremendous potential has most experts predicting he will be the straw that stirs the many drinks we imbibe each week. Richard will also serve as official spokesman and media relations director for the squad.
A mainstay of the squad, Aebra is one of the leading Cricket players on the team, with an uncanny knack for hitting 18's and C3's for the win. Aebra also serves as the social director of the squad, hosting weekly pot-luck
dinners, leading sing-a-longs, organizing the annual cribbage tournament,and
overseeing shuffleboard on the lido deck. She is currently in
training for the triathlon: a grueling competition of darts, drinking and
karaoke singing.
The longtime "man behind the scenes" responsible for the squad,
this season James is making the unusual move from the front-office to the
front-lines. Jim's powerful status in the tavern industry, as well as
his prolific dart skills, will provide much needed protection for the squad as we venture into enemy territory.
A true grappler, Rick is looking to transfer his success in the
squared-circle to the darts circles. Used to competing in the 165-lb
weight class, Rick has been bulking up so he can compete with the
heavyweights. He hopes to have as much impact on the squad as A-Rod will
have on the Yankees.
Having spent a number of years on the junior circuit, Melenee has
officially given up her amateur status and finally turned pro. The
crafty right-hander from the upper east side of manhattan has a unique style and a reputation
for hitting the clutch shot.
This cheerleader turned chucker made her mark in Week 12 of the S2002 season, in which
she posted 327 AS points and 3 wins. In addition to her darts prowess, she and Aebra
continue to perfect a series of highly effective distraction tactics that have
led to countless team wins. Ain't it the life? Sue made a
break out of the city and now has a new way home. The squad will wait for her
everlong.
Once a player known for being on the schneid, Lauren has
emphatically announced that she is now off the schneid. A true British
athlete, Lauren excels in her homeland's premiere sports of photography and darts,
and her use of the word "treble" serves to confuse the
competition. After her tour of duty in Nam, Lauren re-upped with the
Foreign Legion and has been sent to another
war zone, to restore peace to the world. The squad awaits her
triumphant return.
A veteran on the darts circuit, Rudy is known for his quirky throwing style and down-home attire. Rudy's mastery of the"beer proficiency curve" has led to significant advances in the field of alcoholic sportsmanship. Always endeavoring to further explain the ups and downs of the game of darts, Rudy is a significant contributor to the darts excuse board.
A two-year veteran of the squad, Annette recently retired after
spending much of the Fall 2003 season on the DL. After studying in
England, it is hoped that she will return to the team with a panoply of
newfound skills.
Michael brought a wealth of experience to the squad, having spent considerable time in bars. A player with an old-school attitude, Michael vowed to play wherever needed, regardless of injury, and without concern for the status of his pants. The only award winner on the team, Michael sports an R9 patch to cover the rip in his pants.
Antalya Paris Levin, born to Dave
and Darian at 1:28AM on March 16, 2002 and weighing in at 7
lbs. 6 oz, has already been signed to a minor league contract and is currently
playing for the FOS farm team in Tupelo, MS. A natural right-hander with
an eye for the bull, it has been said that AP was "born to
throw". Look for this youngster to light up the league, as soon as
she is old enough to drink (currently slated to begin shortly after she starts
eating).
Arden York Levin, got a head start on his dart practice when he was born
to Dave
and Darian at 2:40AM on April 30, 2004. Weighing in at 8
lbs. 15 oz, Arden is already ahead of the game. Would ya look at the size of
that kid's head! It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather
system! Looks like an orange on a toothpick! I'm not kidding, that boy's
head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was
offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge
pillow.
