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I wanted to put up this section cuz I am a fan of pick up lines no matter how corny or retarded they may sound. So here are the many lines that have been used on me through the years..YEAH RIGHT!!!(he-he!J/K Such pomposity, huh??)
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
My name is(name)..you'll be sreaming it later on tonight.
My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn you were checking out my package.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile?
Excuse me, do you give heads to strangers? Well, let me introduce myself.
Baby, you must be a broom cuz you just swept me off my feet.
Hey Baby, wanna come over for pizza and sex?What? You don't like pizza?
You have been a naughty boy!! Go to my room!! (Gig's fave)
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
I may not be Wilma Flinstone, but I can your BEDROCK.
(Motion for girl to come over),"If I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with all five!" (Gail's Fave.)
Do you eat Lucky Charms? Because you're magically delicious.
Are you a magnet because I find you very attractive.
What smiles, winks, and screws like a tiger?(smile and wink)
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If kisses were like rain, then I'd send you a storm.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Yell out'"STOP....looking so good" (May's fave)
Are you Greek?Oh, my mistake, I thought all God/Goddesses were greek.
Do you know Karate? Because your ass is kickin'.
Girl,if your ass was illegal, I'd take a bite outta crime.
Tell your pants it's rude to point.
Is that a keg in your pants cuz I'd like to tap that ass!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in!
Are you religous? Cuz you're the answers to all my prayers.
You must be a pokemon card cuz I just want to peek@chew.
You look so good, they should rename you"DaMN"
My name's Anita..anita man!!
You're body's like a gosple and I'm shouting "Lordy, Lordy!!" (Charisma's fave)
What's wrong?You look a little sad and gloomy..what you need is a little vitamin me!!(another one of May's fave)
Do you like candy bars cuz I got a butterfinger that can make you snicker and scream out ,"Oh Henry!" (another fave of Gails)