Created: April 26th
It's quite interesting that Maddox had recently posed the question "How do you dumbasses manage to breathe?" I have the answer: they don't. Instead, they get their oxygen from this beverage.
I would have never thought of something as diabolical as trying to sell oxygen, which is the second most abundant element in the Earth's atmosphere.
Oh wait, yeah I did. Last year I said in the future people would pay for bottled air. The future is now!
This is a blurry picture, so I've circled each reference to oxygen. As you can see, Cleary Canadian is quite proud of their innovation. I don't get, Lays has been filling up their bags of chips with air for years. 1/5
Drinking Colt 45 registers somewhere between getting a bee sting in the eye and playing Enter the Matrix. Nonetheless, I heartily reccommend it due to its price.
This here 710 ml can costs less than 3 dollars Canadian. I prefer the bottle which is over 1000 ml and is just shy of the 4 dollar mark. The alchohol value is 8%, but it tastes more like 20%.
I think it's a combination of apple juice, non-alchoholic beer, piss, and then they pour alchohol into that mixture. This is just a hunch however.
Any beer that can get you even mildly loaded for less than $5 is good by me, and this is one of them. 4/5
The commercials are terrible. They always have this mother who can't control her kids. However, both parties can agree that Sunny Delight is good. The mother loves it for the nutritional value, her kids love it for the great taste.
Once I had "Sunny D" (that's what us cool kids call it). It burns your throat! Try to imagine non-alchoholic tequila mixed with artificial orange juice. That is Sunny Delight.
You'd think it would at least be healthy, but this site seems to think otherwise. Apparantly, "Sunny Despair" (a really clever play on words) has more sugar than a can of Coke. 0/5
I might add to this later.
