"I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents" "My first crush was Gladdy Webster, I'd take her over to the slide and we'd sit on the slide and like hold hands for a minute, then like we'd go over to the gazebos and I'd like kiss her in front of like Heath Pierson who also liked her... thats my dream date,with Gladdy Webster." "I dreamed one time that like I was going fishing with my Dad, then I fell in the water and then he caught me and then served me up to my entire family as dinner as I was still like conscious." "All you need is a cocktail of like, amphetamine, ecstasy and acid and you'll fly... [Mike] i agree acid was way too good when i was a kid. [producer shakes head]. [Mike] ummm acid is bad stay off it kids. [tre] sniff glue (gives thumbs up)." "I can suck my own." "Condoms are for sailors, when they shoot those filthy boogers they go form pole to pole." "A good pick up line is... hey how longs your dick." [laugh] "It's a good year when you make up a name for a drink and you have a number one album, you have to make up a sexual position aswell to complete the hack, that would be the bullwinkle." "It's, like, an ok tour bus and all, but people see book mobile on the side and come up and ask us if we have any book to sell. I mean how stupid is that....books? We don't even read." "I always said that the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone." "I wanna survive an avalanche, I wanna be one of those people a dog finds burried uder a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation." "Music has never been at a better time then it is right now, we're really lucky to be a part of this wonderful thing called music." "You'd think we were really good at writing songs or something." "We kick ass now. We've seen a million faces and we rocked them all." [Who's most prone to injury] "It used to be Mike, but lately I've been catching up." "They should legalize pot, do it!! Do it!!" "Mmm, you can almost smell the burning pork...Hey, you ever thrown rocks at cops?" [Discussing how he doesnt think they sold out] "``Satan. Satan, Satan,'' he chanted. ``That's what's different. We're all firm believers in Satan now. We think Satan is cool. ``How the fuck do you think a band like Green Day got popular?" "I want to wash your grandmother. "It's good to have some offspring...oops..shouldn't say that word, can you edit it out?" [when asked about MTV vma's 95'] "It was the pile of shit I ever saw." [Talking about their stolen record, and how they made a better one anyway] "You can't fuck with us now. We did it. We pulled it off." "I don't understand what Billie just said so, I'll talk about chickens...." "Lets count the waves...one, one thousand, two one thousand" All material copyright of �Green Day Underground.