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| Name: Sax Height: 6'4" Weight: Not really known Likes: The emotionless functions of insects. Code Red. Art, lots and lots of Art... Oh.... And taking your soul (He's a part time Satan) Jordan. Dislikes: Humanity. Sleep. Food. Smoking Crack (grr!). Getting shot in the head. Mind Games Background Info: Sax is possibly more hideously mentally malformed than the people he seems to think have ruined his life. He's not a loser, he's simply lost..... Lost..... While playing hide and seek in your room with a weapon of painfull sorts. Job: Head of Gothome and Gothic Ass Email: [email protected] Comment Color: White |
| Name: Slaker Height: Um...... Really, really, really, REALLY fucking small. Weight: Less than a Double-Cheeseburger (I ate a Cricket today). Likes: His bear Shmee. When Daddy's not yelling and Mommy remembers his name(Which hardly ever happens). 650 mg pain pills. Roni(Umm so Good). The Infernus in Grand Theft Auto 3. Dislikes: When Shmee tells him to burn down the house. The sick sounds coming from next door. Kids at school except one. Cops that yell at him for sitting on a car(So what if it was moving). Background Info: More commonly known as "Slaker", little Slaker aquired the name due to the sounds he makes when lazy. Also known as the Sentimental Chicken-Shit Man. Why? Ask Dr. Fuck! Slaker also can be found mingling amongst the a many homeless of Garrettsville..... Cause.... Yeah.... He's too lazy to go back home.... Job: Coordinator of gothfunchome events and the guy in charge of being LAZY. Concerns: That Devi will kill him while he sleeps Yeah Right Email: [email protected] Comment Color: Whatever the hell this color is! |
| Name: Dr. Fuck Height: 2'3" Weight: 9 oz. Likes: Absolute and total insane violence. Sounds of hearts beating. The paint job Sax did on him. The powers of the Fro. Sharp pointy things. Dislikes: Psychologists. Depression. Nugat. When the popcorn gets burned. Background Info: Dr. Fuck sometimes becames host to one of Sax's voices. Fuck's emphasis being on the enjoyment of Sax's growing insanity. Would like to exist on his own with out all the demonic possetion. Job: Official Gothome Feild Man. The guy we send when we dont want to get arrested, killed, or otherwise somehow injured or damaged for. (Usually the one who takes pictures). Also the current Advice Colomnist. Quote: "Mess with the fro and you's got to go!" Email: [email protected] Comment Color: Neon Green |
| Name: Devi Height: 5'9" Weight: 120 lbs Likes: Nny, Brainfreezys, Stars, the Moon, Fro Dislikes: The cruel, selfish irritants that inhabit this place Background Info: When Devi's not attempting another doomed social outing, she writes, or just reads anything that re-creates reality. Her childhood was reality enough to suit her. Her history with men is not the best, but did not reach a frightening low until she went out with Mike Brett. Before that, they had pleasant conversations, about anything in particular, at the bookstore she works at. His attempt on her life did not strike her as very romantic. Though she still loves a certain Homocidal Maniac (NO NOT BRETT!) although he really isn't Homocidal unless you mess with the fro.. Job: Online Image Gopher and head of the Story Circle. Email: [email protected] Comment Color: Blue |
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