Name: jakeFuNC
Height: Unkown
Weight: More than you would think with that fat head
Likes: Sunsets. Smiling. Casually dropping in on Gothome. Having casual affairs with Erk. Keeping his Soul. This Website is one of his favorites!
Dislikes: Being the vessel of such agonizing knowledge, Seeing Sax molest birds. Watching Sax's Goth Minions Breed. This Website here.
Background Info: Cursed with an abnormaly vast perception of this cruel reality. Envious of those with a stunning ignorance of the truth. "Oh to be happy... To be an imbecil.". Gothome also has an occasional influence through jakeFuNC on FuNchome. Also has the Goth Password... Though Sax seems to not know this....
Job: Minor Editor of Gothome. Also does some pictures. And stuff. Yeah.
Email: [email protected] (it's mailcity again)
Comment Color: Yellow
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 135
Likes: HEAH! Devi and Sax. Powerman 5000. Wheely Joe. Gunther. Scareing small Children. Goggles. Books on Karma Sutra. Running Around in room Naked. Karioke. Art. Singing. Drama. Peacocks
Dislikes: Mr. Kelly. Useless people. Rap. Mature People. Dirty Underware. Family. Religion. Pens that don't work. Monkeys.
Background Info: She has many inanimate objects in which she claims to befriend. Such as Gunther, the wind up squirrel, Wheelie Joe, the homie on wheels, and a straw in which she makes numerous farting noises with the aid of her cleavage. she is extremely hyper and should be approached with EXTREME caution unless you like to have a wind up squirrel down the front of your pants.
Job: To stand there and look buff. Atleast for now... We'll figure something out........ Maybe........ My brainmeats hurts
Email: [email protected]
Comment Color: RED!!! BLOOD RED!!!!!OOOH!!!
