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From: ryoxall@msn.com Subject: I have a question why do black people have such big gums
Dear Ray, I'm assuming that "m" in "gums" should be an "n" to make "guns". But that is indeed a very good question. If I were to make any sort of rational quess it would have to be because they have very good connection, probably Mafia and Black Market connections. Then again you know how them High School thugs can be, packin the heat 24/7 and all that. Feeding the Beast, Sax
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From: jakefunc@lycos.com Subject: "I NEED ADVICE" DEAR SAX Yeah, I need your help. I have a friend, name withheld, who thtinks he's a goth, but he really isn't, because he has red hair, and he's real weird. Also, when we're driving down the street, he hangs his head out the window and screams obscenities. What should I do? jakeFuNC P.S.--- don't let him know about this. He might become angry.---
Dear jakeFuNC, Sounds like onea them Gothic Physcos ya got there, if I were you I'd be very carefull, cause the next thing ya know he'll prolley jerk the wheel and crash you into a ditch... But them types are always very odd... Then again it could be the process in green plants and certain other organisms by which carbohydrates are synthesized from carbon dioxide and water using light as an energy source. Most forms of photosynthesis release oxygen as a byproduct. Onea them two.... The Spelling impaired, Sax
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From: EDEDINSKY@neo.rr.com why does tim never say "lol"? doesnt he ever laugh out loud?? im a lil concerned. -shan
Dear Shan, That is indeed a good question, one with many possible answers, the best I can give to you is that it is a biological disorder of some sorts affecting the lauphing cords(much similar to vocal cords), where it makes him unable to lauph at all. I have heard that after a time without this disorder being treated it can cause severe mental defects which may or may not already be affecting our dear man Tim. Functionaly Handy(capped), Sax
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From: elpacoofcraft@home.com, WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU HIDE THIS SHIT FROM US, YOU DIRTY HOMO?!?!?! --p4c0--
Dear p4c0, Shit is something most people would like to hide, it's brown, smelly, has strange corny chuncks in it at--- OH! You mean Junc Home!! It hasnt been around very long... Heh, for a moment I thought you ment me hiding acual shit. Uncontrolable pain, Sax
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From: SephTepes@aol.com Subject: (funchome) bitch! how could you not tell us about this lol, you need a spanking
Dear Seph, The Site isnt very old, and we needed people to come to the site so I did some advertising and ppof, here you are emailing me, I feel so special now, and I havent done anything wrong so I dont need a spanking, my monkey does however Spank my Monkey, Sax
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