Lets be brave, we have to protect Mommy and Daddy.... Huh? No, your wrong, they arent bad people. They love me. They dont really mean it when they tell me to get kidnapped.
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There are many reasons why you should hunt for Goths. Below is a list of such reasons.
-- It deserves it, that devil-worshiping pansy.
-- Because you can.
-- Ethical and Moral considerations.(I raise my middle finger at you!)
-- If you treat it right it may never want to leave!
-- Borrowing it's stuff is cheaper than buying your own.
-- It bit you in the neck
-- For sport, why else?
-- Goth's taste like chicken
-- Because of the lack of natural predators, the population must be culled periodically, or there will not be enuph speed, and many will have to acually sleep, it's a humanitarian thing really.
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WHat? You mean there gona try to catch me?!?!