i love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get     excited, I love     other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

   Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You     gave me    strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

   I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's     because     Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !

   A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r     Funny G - U'r     Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

   The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has     come, the      elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started.     Guess why ? Because      the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

   Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and     suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?  

   You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class...     You've got      D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!

   This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for     cat,20       cat,    seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.  

   Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain     Rastay       Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na"

   Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain****Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate     hain****Yeh to       unke bache hee kamine hain,****Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.  

   Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste****tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste****ek vaar rus ke     ta        vekho sohneyo****Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

   Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de****tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de****Apni awaaz nahi     sunani        to mat suna****Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

   I've seen angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall in July,****I've seen things you could only     imagine        to see or do,****But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

   Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fijul hai****ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fijul     hai****royo to       unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain****unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar     hain

   Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan.****499 ja chuke, message milte hi     niklo

   What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that the subscriber u have     dialed is        a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail

   Teri aankain jhuki jhuki****tera chehra khila khila****jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya     ****to        aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

   Vo sochte honge usko aksar,****jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,****vo kya jaane     unhein        choone waali hawa bhi,****hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!  

   Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But     1 thing        u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

   You look so fine!I want to...****break your heart and give you mine  

   You are like the sunshine so warm,****you are like sugar, so sweet...****you are like     you...****and        that's the reason why I love you!  

   Love is like war...****Easy to start...****Difficult to end...****Impossible to forget  

  Do you believe in love at first sight****or do I have to walk by again??

   I've seen angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall in July,****I've seen things you could only     imagine to see or do,****But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!  

   Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People****Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.****Kiss is     not like         Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More****But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya     Hoga

   TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,****RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,****PEPSI ka cr8 ho,****ANDE ka oml8     ho,****SMS         KARNE ME bade le8 ho,****JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,****KHER jo bhi ho     mere fevr8 ho...!  

   Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,****Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,****Insaan se kahin     bhagwan na         ban jaun****isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon  

   A Friend is Sweet when its NEW****Its Sweeter when its TRUE****But you know that its     the        sweetest when it is U

   Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai ****Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS Type raha hai.

   Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.****Sagar se gahra koi nahi.****Ab aapki kya tarif     karu...****Dosto        me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!  

   Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,****gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,****tum     kar do       ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,****tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.  

   God created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created you too, ****but yes,     even God        makes mistakes!

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