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profile Full Name: Gordon Michelle Abrams. Nicknames: Gordo, Gory, Abs, Grr Arg. Age: 29. Birthdate: Aug 20th, 1971. Birthplace: NY, USA. Zodiac Sign: Leo. Eye Color: Black. Hair Color: Bold. Shoe Size: 12. Father's Name: Leonardo. Mother's Name: Bonnie. Hobbies: Girls, playing guitar, girls, eating, girls, sleeping, girls, eating again. Sexual Fantasy: To be covered in wet toilet paper and get licked to death by horny dogs. Fav Color: Magenta. Fav Food: Anything Italian. Fav Music: alternative. Fav Actor/Actress: David Hasselhoff & Flat Eric. Fav TV Show: Knight Rider, Bay Watch. Tidbits: - He loves racing his "Hog" on the weekends. - The Smurfs scare him. - He met Joss Whedon 10 minutes before the Mutant Enemy logo was to be shot. Joss immediately offered him the part.