While CBM was away.... Spasmodic Sciurid was UTTERLY dismal.
Here is Spasmodic Sciurid's report on her life while CBM was away to CBM
However, you can read it too :D.
Day One: Saturday
CBM leaves for Florida.  Spasmodic Sciurid is utterly bored. She gets on MSN in the morning waiting to see if MAYBE CBM could quick get on to see Spasmodic Sciurid's newest article. She does not. Spasmodic Sciurid is stressed. She ends up playing guitar loudly for the greater part of the day. Spasmodic Sciurid realizes how much she stinks at guitar but she doesn't care and she turns the volume up louder.

Day Two: Sunday
Utterly, Completly TOTALLY uneventful, except for the fact that there was Youth Group. It was ok, but rather boring.  SS sits on computer, puts up Christmas tree, Watches a total of 3 movies, and wonders what it would be like to be trapped in a burning cave with fire in the entrance while evil giraffes linger outside the opening waiting to kill her with their snarling teeth.

Day Three: Monday
Spasmodic Sciurid thought it was halarious that HCC said 'guy' 6 times today. When she got home she listend to Eminem for 3 hours ( she was so bored she just was listening. NOTHING else. She stared at the wall and listened.) Other than that it was extremely uneventful.

Day Four: Tuesday
Today was absolutly completly pointless. I don't know why I got out of bed this morning. In fact if I WOULD have stayed in bed it would have been more exciting because the air above my bed turns on occasionally.  School was crap, Recess was crap, P.E. was crap and I forgot part of my homework so that is crap too. Unfortunatlly I DID get up (the day's first mistake of many) and I learned that HCC will be teaching us ALL DAY TOMARROW!!!
*Sirens sound*
*girl screams*
*SS shivers*
I am NOT looking forward to tomarrow... and yet I can't wait for 2:35 p.m. because that is when dismissal is.  Then I won't have school for almost all week!
*evil laugh*
THEN my brother is coming over ALL week and that will be interesting... I have a feeling that all I will be doing is playing Halo 2 with him... bwhahahahaha

Day Five: Wednesday
Hong Cong Chong taught SS ALL day today! It was horrible. Also, I am in trouble with my parents because they have discovered that I don't do my homework very often. Pfft.
Oh yeah, I also drove into the ditch today. I was not even a mile from my house yet (thank the goonies) and I go swurving out of control at 60 mph.  I almost fell off the bridge to my death, but instead I go in the ditch. My dad pulled me out and I went to school late. HCC gave me this cheesy smile when I got there and was like "Hey Lady!! Glad you made it!" I just scowled at him and sat down.
My brother arrived today, however he is a boring scurve.  He deserves death.
He got me started watching an old anime series called Ranma 1/2. I'm totally obsessed. Can't get enough of it. I watched a year's worth of episodes in one day. (bwhaha)

Day Six: Thursday, Thanksgiving Day
Had to eat with my scurvy family members after church. Uh. Hate my family (not just my intermediate family, my Grandparents, Cousins, ect.) But then again, I hate my intermediate family too.
Watched more Ranma. Love that show.
Wonders what it must be like to be eating Thanksgiving turkey in actal sunlight, like CBM might be doing. Ticked off.

Day Seven: Friday
Went to the Husker vs. Colorado game.  Sat in Box office seats because of tickets we won. It sorta rocked besides the fact that the Huskers Lost.  Ate lots of fattening food. Guilt.  Returns home. Rewatches lots of Ranma. Complains about warmed up turkey for supper to mom. Mom complains about SS complaining so much to SS.  SS in bitter silence the rest of the night.  Brother shows SS cool computer game. SS doesn't care about it.

Day Eight: Saturday
Parents gone, SS sleeps till one o'clock p.m.  Happy that parents arn't there to nag at her.  Spasmodic Sciurid watches and hour and a half of Spongebob.  Brother awakes after sleeping for 15 straight hours.  Brother shows SSthe Computer game that he showed her last night. SS actally looks at it this time and writes it down so she can get it for Christmas.
*LATER*
SS talks to Mother about recieving the game for christmas. Mother says NO. SS screams at Mother. Mother agrees to think about it.  SS pleased with herself.  SS plays her brother's game for a while untill he kickes her off.  SS goes to watch a movie on satellite.  She sees a stupid Disney movie on and laughes her head off at it because it is so stupid.  SS is tired. SS goes to bed.

Day Nine: Sunday
Snowed today.  V. Uneventful.   Stayed at home and read old Goonie_land pages. Brother returns to collage. SS bored.  No Ranma to watch. SS dissappointed. SS relizes that she can get her own Ranma episodes. SS downloads episodes. SS happy.
BORED.
SS watched Ranma most of the day. Other than that she slept and ate. Remembered that today was CBM's b-day. Realizes she ordered her b-day presant at least 3 weeks ago and it still hasn't arrived on time.
Ticked off.

Day Ten: Monday
SS was so bored in school she came very close to falling asleep. She doodled in school, took notes on what HCC said (the stupid things) and wrote them in
HCC's Quote page.  Downloaded more Ranma. Watched more Ranma. Watched at least 3 hours of Spongebob (marathon on TV). Listened to Evanescence.  Thought of how lame HCC is because he thinks it's bad.

Went to bed.

Day Eleven: Tuesday
CBM RETURNS TODAY! GREAT BUNDLES OF HAPPINESS! MAY THE GOONIES BLESS THIS BLESSED DAY!
*sings* LOOK UP! LOOK UP! LOOK UP! SEE THE LIGHT OF THE GOONIES!!!
What do you mean I'm stupid?? Bug off.

-A bored, dismal Spasmodic Sciurid wishing for the goonie holiday, Goonsday.
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