| People SS Hates | ||||||||
| Here is a list of retarded people that Spasmodic Sciurid thinks are gay. Also, she wishes that they would die a miserable death via goonie attack. 1. Macy Gray- Nasty. I mean, how the heck did she even get famous??? What a nasty scurve she is. 2. Blake Gibson- Do I even need to tell you?? This guy is really .... odd, even to a squirrel like me. 3. Banjo players- I hate banjos and I hate banjo players. 4. Country music likers- Nasty scurvish gay people. 5. Classical music likers- see previous answer 6. Jump5- How could I like these nasty teeny bob scurves like a few years ago?? May I die in spiteful shame... 7. People who hate www.geocities.com/goonie_land - what, r u crazy?? This site rocks! 8. People who hate my signature pic or CBM's signature pic- Guess who drew them both, retard. 9. People who come and dont sign the guestbook or take the goonie quiz and mail [email protected] to tell her what answer they recieved- come on! take the quiz! then we'll make a page of your name and results! 10. HCC- Need I say more? 11. Tssquared- o my word.... STOP BEING SO HAPPY ALL THE TIME YOU LITTLE FREAK! 12. People who hate the Smashing Pumpkins- come on! this is the best band ever! shut up and like them. 13. Britney Spears fans- O my. How in the world could you like a little barbie'ish freak like her? 14. People who thought that the LOTR movies were retarded- !!!!!!!! YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!! 15. People that thought the Matrix movies were retarded- ok. I truely think that if you dont like them that you dont get the WHOLE plot. i've seen them about 10 times each (bwhahaha) and I still figure them out more each time I watch them. Stupid people who dont like them are gay. Also, the writers of that movies are geniouses. 16.Barney- jusk becuase he's a purple dinosaur of our imagination makes him gay. 17.People who 'ooh and Ahh' while riding elevators becuase they think they rock- its an ELEVATOR!!! 18. The people who came up with Dewy Decimal System- ?? who would name it THAT?? why not libray classification?? 19. Hitler- He disgraces the German people, and I happen to be one of them. Way to suck, Hitler. 20. The inventors of golf- its boring and i suck at it. it must be eliminated 21. The word 'golly'- Jolly golly. 22. Squirrel haters- You suck. 23. MOHCC- bwhahahaha 24. People in moveies that only kiss one lip of the other person- Nasty and wrong. 25 People who kiss other people's cheeck or forehead- what is with that anyways? 26. People on radio comercials- they are like major scurves and are always so happy. gahhh. shut up 27. Sean Paul- Nasty scurve. He says syllables, not words. 28. Dogs that jump on you- Nasty scurves. 29. My dentist- No one likes dentists. 30. Scurvish people- In general. 31. The person that came up with Corned Beef- ever eaten that stuff? ITS NASTY! EW SCURVISHLY NASTY 32. People that hate me already- nasty people 33- John Kerry- He has an extreme lack of intellegence, making me hate him. 34. YOU- if you aren'tt read all of this carefully. 35. Whatever that freakish guy's name is that sings "I don't wanna be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately" 36. AFI haters- *sticks tounge out* Phthh! |
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| -An Evil rant of evilness by Spasmodic Sciurid | ||||||||