| Death to Tssquared! |
| Tsquared is so dumb, he could be reading this and not know he is Tssquared. I can just hear him "Tss Tss... I wonder who this stupid 'Tssquared' guy is... Tss tss!" Ooooohh. DEATH TO TSSQUARED! Whe Tssquared isn't being stupidly annoying like that, he's usually singing somthing like ' "Down by the creekbank... What a thrill to be alive!" Tss.. Tss..'. This wouldn't be SOO bad, since we all have to sing it in music, but it's the octave he sings it at that is the killer. If his mom acidentally fixed battery acid in his orange juice in the morning we'd never know the difference because all he could say then is "tss tss" and thats all he says anyways. Wanna know another reason why I hate Tssquared? No? Well shut up and sit down because you are gonig to hear it anyways. How should I say this. Tssquared=Happy Happy=Tssquared Tssquared=annoyingly happy retard who is happy absolutey ALL the time. NEVER is Tssquared not happy. Ok, actually that is a lie. He was sad once, but it was so lame I don't even know why I am writing it here. He was all pouty and sad and like "*insert teacher's name here*, I want some candy... I JUST about got all of it right...." and he had this lame face on like he was dying . Here is a picture of Tssquared while happy: Here is a picture of Tssquared while sad: |
| I hate Tssquared. |
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| Here are some possible deaths due to Tssquared: |
| Another thing about Tssquared. No matter what, if there is a possibility that CBM and I can see his stomach (scurviness beyond belief) we will. EVERY time he takes off a sweatshirt, raises his hand, shoots a basketball ect we see his stomach. Sometimes there is no reason. He will grab his shirt and pull it up for no reason at all. It's not that he's fat or anything, its that its NASTY TSSQUARED's stomach! Here was as conversation with Tssquared and CBM. (CBM was wondering if Tssquared even took a daily shower) CBM: Hey *Tssquared's name*! Tssquared: Ya? CBM: Do you, like, take a shower everyday? Tssquared: Why? CBM: Just wondering. Tssquared: *shrugs shoulders* well... um... ya, most of the time. CBM *turns around to SS* That means No. Another conversation before CBM realized that Tssquared was worse than RGN. SS: AHH!!! Tssquared is driving me absolutly INSANE today! CBM: Same here but RGN instead of Tssqsuared. SS: WHAT?! CBM: I said RGN was annoying me worse than Tssquar- SS: HOW!?!? CBM: I don't know, he just IS! SS: Are you saying RGN is worse than Tssquared? CBM: YEAH, he's SOOO annoying! SS: HOW CAN YOU THINK THAT!?!??!! CBM: I don't know, he just is. ~end of day CBM: uh, you were right. Tssquared is a billion times more annoying than RGN. SS: uh, yeah. Thats another conversation conveying how brilliant I am. ^_^ ANYWAYS. Tssquared. I really didn't write a whole lot about him here, but I DO hope you understand what a pain in the but he is. May he die a painful death. May I kill him. As long as I don't get his 'cooties' on me in the process. ; ) |
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| President of the "Death to Tssquared" council, Member 583 of the "First one to Poison Tssquared Wins!" commitee. -Spasmodic Sciurid |