Being a superhero isn't just about unbelievable escapes from the clutches of unscrupulous supervillans. A good superhero knows when it is time for him or her to get out and mingle with the public. Take this photo for instance. Joe Construction, (pictured in white hard hat with back to camera) probably doesn't give a sour turd about a spandex wearing, boyishly handsome, refugee from Krypton like Superman. Joe wants a guy like Captain Gonzo around to save his ass if the chips are down. A hero that will take the time to drop by Joe's work site just to say hello. A savior that brings a sixer of Pabst Blue Ribbon to drink with Joe and the boys, while telling dirty jokes about minorities and blond women. That's the kind of hero ol' Joe Construction wants around--and that is the kind of superhero Captain Gonzo gives to Joe.
MIGHT AS WELL KEEP GOING...