It's not easy to be inconspicuous when you're a damn superhero. Sure, in comic book's they pull it off issue after issue like its nothing. But that's fiction--this is real life--my life.
When I was a rookie in the superhero world, I did some things I'm not proud of. At one point, near complete destitution, I stared in a XXX porno film. That film somehow became all the rage with midgets and big breasted, small brained waitresses. One of the impie munchkins noticed me, he whispered to his buddy, his buddy passed the info onto the bimbo who brought out the wings, and she in turn told the rest of her co-workers. Next thing I know I'm taking pictures with every Little John and Double D Debbie in the joint.
After several hours of monotonous flashes in the face my mood grew foul. This picture was taken toward teh end of the photo session when my finger became a beacon of emotion.