Say Cheese, You're on Pelvis Camera...
Just like any good superhero, I try to get my hands on clever gadgets and doohickeys whenever possible.  This is a shot from the pelvis cam.  I decided to go to the benefit dinner incognito, in hopes of avoiding the certain media frenzy that would ensue if word got out a superhero was among the crowd. 
However, inconspicuous photographic coverage was of utmost importance during the event.  I mean really...Midgets?...Hooter's girls?  There might be a six part HBO mini-series in this deal.
So, I came packing a camera that had been strategically fused to the button of my jeans.
Unfortunately the technology was exerimental, and after this shot, the camera
petered out.
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