"Safe Place," = Instntaneous Superhero Transport...
It's the little benefits that make being a caped wonder such a grand pursuit, worth the risks involved.  Sure, you might have to take public transit on occasion, but, on other occasions you may run across a, "Safe Place."
If a card carrying superindividual runs across one of these canary yellow signs, they can beam themselves to just about any destination they may have reason to visit.
I had completely forgotten about a benefit dinner I was scheduled to appear on the particular evening in question, so it was fortunate that I happened across one of these Safe Place signs.  Otherwise, a plethora of impotent midgets waiting on financial aid at the Clearwater, Florida branch of Hooters, might have been kept waiting for an unfathomable amount of time while I struggled to find a bus.  The photo's above were taken just outside the transport booth I used to make it in time to benefit dinner for half pints that shoot blanks.
IMPOTENT MIDGETS? HOOTER'S?  DOES HE HAVE THE PICTURES TO PROVE IT?  CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT...
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