By RS Sanscrainte
Ladies and gentlement, freaks and geeks, it's your resident less-than-lucid Floridian friend with a little more insanity to make the everyday humdrum a little more tolerable. Of course by now you've noticed the high quality photo and intriguing font stylization* and are certainly asking yourselves, "Where the hell did that drunk get funding for something like this?" Well, some questions are better left unasked; I've got private financiers, slush funds, and petty cash out the ying yang. And that my friends is all you need to know. As far as the picture above, this is me holding a piece of defamatory artwork I spent many artistically draining hours into producing. The subject matter is Jimmy Buffet. He is a cornerstone of modern Floridian culture, as tragic as that fact may be, it struck me as a good photo for the begining to an adventure that takes place in Florida. So here's to you Jimmy, you, "Son of a Son of a"...Bitch
(*due to a slight decline in funding the high quality photos and intriguing font stylization were lost in the transfer from desktop to the Internet. To see this photo expose in it's original format send $19.95 to me and I'll personally send you an autographed copy of the good stuff.)