This is when I do my best work. When the lights appear to be out, the wattage is truly at peak output. When this picture was taken, I was contemplating the oversights of reality television. Sure they've struggled to target every segment of the prime-time TV viewing populous. Hollywood has targeted everyone from thrill seekers to sex fiends with their voyeuristic pleasures. However, while I napped, I came to the realization that no mind had been paid to the everyday life of your ordinary-average superhero. Though I'm sure that very few of you know I fall into this particular category, the simple truth is that--I do. The majority of the people I come in contact with have the good fortune of meeting, RS Sanscrainte, humble servant and aspiring writer. However, in my spare time I am guilty of moonlighting as:
CAPTAIN GONZO!
A hero with no superpowers, save being able to walk after drinking a lot of intoxicating beverage, and look damn good in a cape and mask.