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| OOPS!!! Copyright Alice E. Steimle - 2003 |
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| Won't someone call Inspector Gadget to our house We sure could use him right now We've had such cold weather here But we can't find the cow Just the other day, as I meandered outside I needed the Cowboy, but found Buffy and Bear I wasn't really thinkin' much As they came from outta nowhere |
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| I passed the lovely fountain Walking towards the bridge I didn't see it coming Just lookin' o'er the ridge So gracefully I stumbled Trying to catch my fall Looking like a drunk I was I tumbled down the hill, that's all |
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| I twisted my left ankle Skinned my right knee Lord, I didn't see it coming Don't know what's happenin' to me I tried catching myself Put a whole in my right hand Jeez, getting older Is something I don't understand! |
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| I went to the hospital Surely they would know Where can I find my brain again And where did it go? So now I walk on crutches Cowboy's put me to bed Sure wish I could get online Cause I'd rather be there instead! |
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