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Passing of Gundagai
Andrew Barton �Banjo� Paterson
[ Historical Note: The Sheep Shearing Crew could be pretty �rough� ]
"I�LL introdooce a friend!" he said, "And if you�ve got a vacant pen You�d better take him in the shed And start him shearing straight ahead, He�s one of these here quiet men. "He never strikes�that ain�t his game; No matter what the others try He goes on shearing just the same. I never rightly knew his name� We always call him �Gundagai�!" Our flashest shearer then had gone To train a racehorse for a race, And while his sporting fit was on He couldn�t be relied upon, So �Gundagai� shore in his place. Alas for man�s veracity! For reputations false and true! This �Gundagai� turned out to be, For strife and all-round villainy, The very worst I ever knew! He started racing Jack Devine, And grumbled when I made him stop. The pace he showed was extra fine, But all those pure-bred ewes of mine Were bleeding like a butcher�s shop. He cursed the sheep, he cursed the shed, From roof to rafter, floor to shelf; As for my mongrel ewes, he said, I ought to get a razor blade And shave the blooming things myself. On Sundays he controlled a "school", And played "two-up" the livelong day; And many a young confiding fool He shore of his financial wool; And when he lost he would not pay. He organised a shearers� race, And "touched" me to provide the prize. His packhorse showed surprising pace And won hands down�he was The Ace, A well-known racehorse in disguise. Next day the bruiser of the shed Displayed an opal-tinted eye, With large contusions on his head. He smiled a sickly smile, and said He�d "had a cut at Gundagai!" But just as we were getting full Of �Gundagai� and all his ways, A telegram for "Henry Bull" Arrived. Said he, "That�s me�all wool! Let�s see what this here message says." He opened it, his face grew white, He dropped the shears and turned away. It ran, "Your wife took bad last night; Come home at once�no time to write, We fear she may not last the day." He got his cheque�I didn�t care To dock him for my mangled ewes; His store account�we �called it square�. Poor wretch! he had enough to bear, Confronted by such dreadful news. The shearers raised a little purse To help a mate, as shearers will, "To pay the doctor and the nurse, And if there should be something worse � To pay the undertaker�s bill." They wrung his hand in sympathy, He rode away without a word, His head hung down in misery. A wandering hawker passing by Was told of what had just occurred. " Well! that�s a curious thing," he said, "I�ve known that feller all his life� He�s had the loan of this here shed! I know his wife ain�t nearly dead, Because he hasn�t got a wife!" . . . . . You should have heard the whipcord crack As angry shearers galloped by, In vain they tried to fetch him back. A little dust along the track Was all they saw of �Gundagai�. |
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