| Robotgirl................ Hello The Crazy German/... Well, well, well, see who's rolled in the door to work. The Crazy German/... The Crazy German/... Actually, this also means that you still have a job, right? Robotgirl................ I think so. For now The Crazy German/... Good for you. I mean, they would also be very stupid to fire an aspiring WOM. Robotgirl................ My Unit Manager just came over. She said that she was so worried about me. She didn't know I was in CA and she thought something might have happened to me. The Crazy German/... Well, I was very concerned myself. You didn't clock in every day at 11:30 AM. The Crazy German/... Are you not responding because you actually have to work? Then I would obviously not interfere with it because it would impact my deferred compensation. Are you tired? Robotgirl................ No, are you. I'm not working, I'm in TBA.....I was talking to my friend Amy about Cali The Crazy German/... I know, you guys in TBA are just sitting your asses wide. Robotgirl................ No, I walk around and talk The Crazy German/... I thought you invited people on sametime over for heavy petting Robotgirl................ not at 11:42 The Crazy German/... give me a hint, when do you do that. Maybe I am lucky enough to make that club at some point Robotgirl................ do you believe that I've done that before? The Crazy German/... no Robotgirl................ good The Crazy German/... why The Crazy German/... wow, I feel this is going to be a long response Robotgirl................ because, when I do it to you I want you to feel special The Crazy German/... wow. clever response, I have to admit that. It's pretty bold, too, isn't it? How do you know that you actually want to do that to me? Maybe I am just a big weirdo. You never know with these foreigners. Robotgirl................ I know that you are a big weirdo The Crazy German/... And you still want to see me? What does that say about yourself? Robotgirl................ that I too am a big weirdo The Crazy German/... Why Robotgirl................ because I'm 22 The Crazy German/... 16 in 5? Robotgirl................ pretty cool The Crazy German/... See, I think she is a little short today!?!?!? Robotgirl................ who, me The Crazy German/... yep Robotgirl................ short how The Crazy German/... in her answers, not divulging a whole lot The Crazy German/... what are you waering Robotgirl................ well, a long black skirt Robotgirl................ flip flops Robotgirl................ and a black blouse, I'm not sure if you can call it a blouse though Robotgirl................ you'll see The Crazy German/... does that mean, you will not call at 11:30 PM and tell me that you ditched me? Robotgirl................ I'm not planning on ditching you The Crazy German/... Wow, I feel so honored Robotgirl................ You should. The Crazy German/... I am!!! But back to the point why you are a weirdo. The 22 argument doesn't cut it. We live in America, in the American culture, you should already be married and about ready to procreate. Why has nobody snatched you up yet? A smart, outgoing, beautiful women and single, something is missing in this picture! Robotgirl................ Wow, thank you. I guess it has a lot to do with the fact that I don't want to be snatched up yet The Crazy German/... Oh bull, every women/girl in America dreams of her wedding in white. I am sure somewhere under you bed or in your closet, you have a little (or not so little) box with your weding preparations, etc. Robotgirl................ Not at all. I'm not that kind of American girl The Crazy German/... well, you have to be a little bit more specific. What kind of girl are you? Robotgirl................ Well, I don't know yet. The kind that wants to be totally independent The Crazy German/... totally independent. okay. that sounds good. independent doesn't have to mean alone though. I often think about independence for myself as being self-reliant, but not always wanting to be self-reliant. I think there is a clear difference. For a long time, I thought I have to be completely self-reliant to be fully independent until I realized that that isolated me as well from other people. Robotgirl................ I don't think that I isolate myself from others. I think that I just don't invited friends or family to help me. I depend on myself. I know that doesn't mean I have to be alone, I just haven't met any boys/men that would allow me to me totally independent The Crazy German/... okay. let's test that independence for a second, shall we? The Crazy German/... What about changing a flat on your car? The Crazy German/... What about fixing up your bike? The Crazy German/... What about assembling that new IKEA chest you bought? Who is doing these things? Robotgirl................ I don't have a bike anymore it was stolen, and I DO know how to change a flat. Only crazy Germans shop at IKEA. The Crazy German/... well you have obviously not been there yet. Why don't you have a bike, that is a shame! Robotgirl................ it was stolen. I have been to IKEA, that store is crazy The Crazy German/... Do you exercise or do any kind of sport (just checking how toned you will be when you show up n.. in front of my door tonight) Robotgirl................ I thought we agreed on "talking" first The Crazy German/... can't we do that at the same time. You are avoiding the question Robotgirl................ No, I do YOGA remember The Crazy German/... Yoga means you are flexible, right? Can we skip the talking then!?!? Robotgirl................ I'm going to lunch... I'll talk to you soon The Crazy German/... okay Robotgirl................ no, we must talk Robotgirl................ that is in reference to you last comment. "Yoga means you are flexible...." The Crazy German/... do you like red or white wine. Or are you a beer person. or mixed drinks The Crazy German/... I still think that yoga means felxible and I hope that you will have a very hard time convincing me of the opposite Robotgirl................ Red, but I'm also a beer girl. yoga does mean flexible, but it also means we must talk face to face. The Crazy German/... so what is your preference? Robotgirl................ red wine Robotgirl................ how about you? The Crazy German/... I will have one ready then. You have to be careful, though, I am a cheap date; two glasses and I am drunk. Robotgirl................ really, but you are German? The Crazy German/... I know that gene was somehow missed. Robotgirl................ So did you have lunch? The Crazy German/... No, I didn't, I looked at the selection, turned around and left the cafeteria with 2 yoghurts. Robotgirl................ I see, and you can take lunch when ever you want? The Crazy German/... yes, i can, how long i want, when i want, with whom i want. Again, nobody holds me responsible for my hours worked, they only hold me responsible for my results: satisfied clients, revenues generated. Robotgirl................ You have a great job The Crazy German/... i like it, i really like it. The Crazy German/... i am looking forward to tonight. So please don't blow me off tonight, because then I might really strat to take it personally The Crazy German/... ops, did i shock you Robotgirl................ no, I'm not going to blow you off. Robotgirl................ I'm not going to come over wearing coat...... The Crazy German/... do you actually have to work right now. are you taking calls while you sametime with me? Robotgirl................ yes, I'm actually working a lot. I missed so much while I was away The Crazy German/... should we stop sametiming and talk tonight (yeah, right). I don't want to get you fired! Robotgirl................ no, I can do both. it just takes awhile for me to write back Robotgirl................ but we will talk........... The Crazy German/... damn Robotgirl................ what?!? The Crazy German/... kidding. I like to talk to you. The Crazy German/... I also enjoyed kissing you, but I will try not to place that in the foreground here, okay?!?!? Robotgirl................ sure, there can be kissing, but I just don't want that to be it. Is that ok? The Crazy German/... are you really concerned about it, or are you playing a little here. The Crazy German/... I am just wondering if you perceive me really as the sex addict, or if I am still a 'good boy' in your eyes. And second question, what do you want me to be? Robotgirl................ I don't know. I think that you are a good boy that also happens to be a dick, wait, I mean sex addict. I think I like that. The Crazy German/... dogs that bark don't byte Robotgirl................ hmmmm, ok The Crazy German/... i think you can relax a little, you (hopefully) know that nothing will happen that you don't want to happen. right?!?!!! Robotgirl................ yes, I know that. The Crazy German/... good. i think we will have an enjoyable evening then. how about that! Robotgirl................ that sounds great Robotgirl................ my dinner plans have changed The Crazy German/... all that time i sat here and waited for your response and all i get is 'that sounds great' The Crazy German/... what are your plans now? Robotgirl................ my UM is helping me with a project The Crazy German/... and The Crazy German/... you can't talk? Robotgirl................ and I just wanted to send a note before she came back Robotgirl................ ok, how about this. I'm really excited about spending time with you. I think that you have an interesting sense of humor, and I know that we are both going to have an enjoyable evening. The Crazy German/... that is much better. thank you. Robotgirl................ so, my dinner plans have changed. I don't think I'm going to go out with my friends tonight The Crazy German/... and!?!?!? The Crazy German/... Hey I am leaving now. Do you want to talk to me on the phone and be company while I drive home, or can't you do that?!? Robotgirl................ I�ll see you later. Have a nice drive home. |
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