| The Crazy Geraman....so are you sametiming all your friends about the guy you did last night? Robotgirl................. not yet The Crazy Geraman... but going to? Robotgirl................. yes The Crazy Geraman... that 's what i figured Robotgirl................. is that ok? The Crazy Geraman... of course The Crazy Geraman... by the way, should i make plans with the asian girl fro Saturday? Robotgirl................. what? The Crazy Geraman... just checking Robotgirl................. Hong Kong? Robotgirl................. you never finished the story? The Crazy Geraman.... which story? Robotgirl................. something about winning a trip? The Crazy Geraman... oh that one, that's a good one -- gotta go to lunch Robotgirl................. enjoy your pizza The Crazy Geraman.... now - should i make plans for sat or not. Memento sounds very good. Robotgirl................. Memento, the movie. I just asked my UM about it. She loved it. You already have plans for Saturday. The Crazy Geraman... i thought you might/do and i have to make alternative arrangements. Robotgirl................. I would really like to spend time with you on Saturday. I don't have any other plans. The Crazy Geraman... oh, og, og, all of a sudden. The Crazy Geraman... okay! The Crazy Geraman... that was supposed to read: oh, oh, oh, not og, og. don't know what that means Robotgirl................. ok, I'm going to lunch The Crazy Geraman... okay Robotgirl................. okay The Crazy Geraman... okay, what? Robotgirl................. OK, I'm back from lunch. How is the Chicago office? The Crazy Geraman... nice. I have a small nice office. pizza was okay. I just walked around because i am so tired from lunch and other things as well, and I was overlooking the lake. And I will leave at 4 Robotgirl................. I'm so sleepy. How nice could pizza be, really. I would do anything to sleep right now. You are leaving at 4 but, you have a game to go to. The Crazy Geraman... yes, unfortunately, I will not be able to sleep. I worked downtown last week as well, got home and fell asleep on the couch and almonst missed my game. Robotgirl................. I think that I'm falling asleep now at my desk The Crazy Geraman... are you already asleep Robotgirl................. I wish, I'm awake but I'm going to fall asleep The Crazy Geraman.... okay, I had my 7 minute power nap and now i am having a mountain dew and i am back to normal. The Crazy Geraman... What id you do last night that you are that tired Robotgirl................. I was awake, playing with my cats The Crazy Geraman... you have cats?!?!? Robotgirl................. NO, I was with you The Crazy Geraman... damn, how did i miss that. Was i good? Robotgirl................. so so The Crazy Geraman... well, if i was only so so, then you have to give me some hints/tips to do better. So so doesn't cut it in my book! Robotgirl................. I think that's funny because I started to type, you were incredible, but I thought that might go to your head The Crazy Geraman... wow. you come once or twice and then you pass such a judgement. what if it was all you, i mean, you hadnt' gotten any in two weeks. You were kind on needy right? Plus, you didn't have any time to drive all the way to Green Bay this weekend, right? Robotgirl................. Ouch! I don't need anything. It just happens every 2 weeks. Besides, maybe it's you, maybe your "school girl" taught you a think or two the week before. The Crazy Geraman... no, that wasn't the case, sorry. Robotgirl................. so, then it was you The Crazy Geraman... a lot of guys have occasional erection problems. The Crazy Geraman... that's what it reads on the newspaper ad in front of me. further, ask your doctor of a free trial of Viagra is right for you. Robotgirl................. What? No, viagra causes heart attacks, I heard that in the shower this morning The Crazy Geraman... from whom, i am pretty sure that was a disputable source. what were you doing in the shower. Big hair Robotgirl................. I told Becky just now Robotgirl................. about 50% of German men The Crazy Geraman.... who is becky Robotgirl................. She is my prot�g� The Crazy Geraman... you are a protege for somebody? Robotgirl................. No, she is mine. Robotgirl................. I also call her my PA The Crazy Geraman... she is mentoring you Robotgirl................. no, I'm mentoring her The Crazy Geraman... you bigshot Robotgirl................. that's why I make all the money The Crazy Geraman... wanna be my sugar-mama? Robotgirl................. yes The Crazy Geraman... okay then. I want a new Gucci outfit, the Gucci sandals, there is a Prada suit that i like, and let's not forget that i want to go on vacation. Robotgirl................. OK, but first could I buy you a big rock? The Crazy Geraman... i don't like diamonds all that much, but if you insist. Robotgirl................. I do! so you are leaving soon The Crazy Geraman... ja, um vier herum Robotgirl................. uhr The Crazy Geraman... ja Robotgirl................. wie sagt man das herum The Crazy Geraman... it just means around 4 o'clock Robotgirl................. wirlich? no I know I didn't know herum The Crazy Geraman... i want to go home and be lazy. I don't have that much energy. what are your plans for this Friday evening. Any men in sight? Robotgirl................. No men in sight. I'm a working girl. I'm here until 8.. The Crazy Geraman... and then. I know/learned first-hand that you are still quite capable of performing after your 8 PM shift end. do you have to sign-out on your team as well? Robotgirl................. no, well sort of. I log out. Of course I'm capable, but no I don't have any plans. My friend Heather is coming over, and I'm washing my floors The Crazy Geraman... how exciting. two housewifes cleaning and flashing. What a wonderful night. The Crazy Geraman... Or is the objective of the night a detailed report of Thursday night followed by an extended session where everything i said or did will be interpreted, evaluated, and considered from multiple perspectives? The Crazy Geraman.... no response, again,women are all the same Robotgirl................. It said you signed off The Crazy Geraman... nope Robotgirl................. great, well then yes Robotgirl................. that is what I'm doing The Crazy Geraman... see, you are not as mysterious as you want to appear. Robotgirl................. actually, we have better things to do than talk about a crazy german boy....we are washing my floors The Crazy Geraman.... oh, yes, i forgot, you are american, so you can't focus on more than one thing at a time Robotgirl................. ah, what? I'm on a call, emailing you, and dancing Robotgirl................. all at once The Crazy Geraman... did you come too? Robotgirl................. not yet...now The Crazy Geraman... working on it? Robotgirl................. you? I mean you are working on it? What is it? The Crazy Geraman... girl - not to disappoint you, but 3 is a respectable number for me too. I am not machine. Sorry. Robotgirl................. I have no idea what you are talking about The Crazy Geraman... really Robotgirl................. really The Crazy Geraman... did you come too. no, not yet, working on it. I am not ... girl - not to disappoint you, but 3 (from last night) is a respectable number for me too. I am not machine. Sorry. The Crazy Geraman... get it? Robotgirl................. OK, yes now I do. But I guess I thought that you were a machine. The Crazy Geraman... sorry to disappoint you, i am not. and at 28, i need to rest tonight. The Crazy Geraman... I am ready to leave now. It is Friday and I am ready for the weekend. Should we talk at some point? Robotgirl................. Of course you do. Try to take it slow, I wouldn't want you to break a hip or something Robotgirl................. anything The Crazy Geraman... should we talk? Robotgirl................. tonight? The Crazy Geraman... or tomorrow The Crazy Geraman... whenever you desire Robotgirl................. yes we should talk The Crazy Geraman... okay then, i know you will be busy with Heather tonight and we don't want her to get mad again, so i plan on tomorrow? Robotgirl................. ok great. Good luck tonight The Crazy Geraman... thanks. you have a great day and evening. bye |
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