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The
Book of Apostates
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As
Clearly Revealed To Anyone
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3:1 |
In his wisdom, the man did glory in the presence of FishGod, and he did see the fishes. And lo, he was FishGod. |
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And in his mercy, FishGod did pour out his wisdom and the Laws of H upon the people of Dagon. |
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3:3 |
And behold, perfect bliss did make an unexpected comeback. |
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3:4 |
For FishGod was not alone, but he did struggle with his unconvinced Apostates. And here they come now! |
| 3:5 | First among them was Zeb, who even in the Sphere of Glory was very unconvinced. And he was almost the Messiah, but the Laws of H were not written on his spleen. |
| 3:6 | Second among them was Owen, who had natural talent. And he was almost the Messiah, but he was lacking in spirit, and yea, there were spleen problems. |
| 3:7 | Third among them was Ron, who was greatly unconvinced. And he was almost the Messiah, but the fish were not in him (though they were him, in a way, but not really.) |
| 3:8 | Fourth among them was Jabu, who did traffic with those greater than himself. And he was almost the Messiah, but he could not abide being bowed to. |
| 3:9 | Last among them was Jim, who had much of the spirit of Dagon in him. And he was almost the Messiah, but he was ensnared by Dagon. |
| 3:10 | And lo, the apostates did listen to the words of FishGod and were unconvinced. |
| 3:11 | And the world did shrink as FishGod was pleased. |
| 3:12 | And so FishGod sat upon the dust and listened not as he poured out the words of truth upon his apostates. |
| 3:13 | And it was heavy |
| 3:14 | Shit. |
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