Never fear wear a pigeon on your head.
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The making of RUTTER | |
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| Welcome tothe "How to make rutter" guide. You have obviously clicked here hoping to find out how to make rutter. Here is how. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 1. First you will need a lumpy pint of guinness (draught). TO make the lumps, leave still for 5 minutes after pouring, then proceed to use finger to "poke" the head. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 2. Next you will need to drink the guiness as fast as you can and then dance like a lobster, making alternate left then right pinching motions. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3. After step two you will be feeling rather foolish and now is the time to tell your teddy how much you love it. This will aid the 'rutter' making process. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 4. Then You have to dance like Rigsby | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 5. By now you'll be feeling pretty bloated so let one go and feel proud. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 6. make sure you dont try too hard or..., yes I know what your thinking you'll shit your pants, she knows she has. Never fear wear a pigeon on your head. |
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