In the headlines
3rd February 04
President Bush declares that his entire re-election campaign hangs on 'Rutter' and that it must be sent to all major American Cities as their children simply don't get enough of that 'Rich creamery Rutter' Then and only then will he feel that hes really helping his "Fellow Armenians"
3rd February 04
Prime Minister Blair shortly after Bush's statement declares that all shipments of 'Rutter' are to be stopped from going to America. Blair was quoted as sayin "There is no way Bush is getting his hands on my delicious cheesey butter"
3rd February 04
Sir Andrew Thomas Cowan and Master Christopher James Marsh III issued this press statement -
" We at 'Rutter' are extremely dissapointed with the way the leaders of the free world are acting and we urge you the world to unite under the 'Rutter' banner. Together we shall free the world and provide rich creamery 'Rutter' *
