"Goddamn Tommy shit we gotta water leak!!"
Teddies Talk-Eight Survive!!
Irvington, NY - March 13, 1998 -In this startling photo, released
today in the Los Angeles Times, a member of the elusive race of Space
Teddies has been captured on film for all the world to see. World renowned
Private investigator Yaz McBoo tm hunted down the reclusive being and found him underneath a
desk in the "Secret Room" of the 101 Main Street. When cornered, the Space
Teddy shouted obscenities in an apparently unknown language. "It sounded
like he was sayin' somethin' about some lazy bitch that made up some lies
about him, but I couldn't quite understand him," said one befuddled
bystander. More news on this exciting story in next week's edition of the Oswego
Picayune.
Here are some quotes from a Space Teddy who has infiltrated a janitorial position in Irvington, New York:
"You know, back when I was acting-head custodian, you got your coffee, your donut, your bagel, whatever you need to get your energy for the day!"
"It's okay to look; a man can't live without dreaming!"
"I met her in a club down in old SoHo.."
(Hey Ronnie!)"You don't touch that pussy; that pussy'll get you thrown in jail!"
"Anybody In?! Anybody In?!"
"I don't tell nobody what my middle initial stands for: I don't want nobody stealin' my paycheck!"
"I don't touch that shit!! Well, maybe a little wine now and then. Or a nip of vodka, maybe a beer for social.."
"Ooooh!!..Ooooh!!....Confiscate!Confiscate!"
"Dot-com!Dot-com!"
"You're Staten Island?!..I'm Brooklyn!!..Shit!!
Quotes from other Hollow Earth-lings
"My name is Neil Harwayne and you're all fired!!! I thought I made that
clear when I hired you last week!!!
"Happy New year Motherfucker!!"
Visit the Oswego Picayune, and read how the Space Teddies saved earth from almost certain annhilation by the "Brain Trust."
Here is the frightening story as told by one of our loyal readers who was abducted by a Space Teddy. This amazing story will convert even the staunchest non-believer. A must-read!!
If you have been abducted by one of these bening creatures, please share your experience with Investigative Reporter Yaz McBoo. You can write to me without fear of government censure. Thank You.
You want to believe.
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