"That motherfucker was puttin' on his socks!!"

The Space Teddies

The Space Teddies are one of two races of people that live within the Hollow Earth. The the other race is known as the Tonies of Troy. I know what you are thinking, "This Yaz McBoo guy is fucked in the head!!" But it is true.McBoo, the God of the Hollow Earth has sent his henchmen to monitor our society. The Teddies and Tonies have infiltrated our society by posing as Middle School janitors. There are two kinds of Space Teddies. One is roughly 14 inches tall and weighs approximately 12 ounces. The other type is about 5'8"-6'0". Both are said to look like Chuck Berry. The Teddies are also known for their fake Italian accents, which does not make sense because the Teddies claim to be from Louisiana or Mississippi. The Tonies of Troy are big, fat, white, bald, slimy bog-monsters. The Tonies are noted for violent mood swings, so they are to be avoided at all costs!!! Both type of beings are also known for excessive cigarette smoking and complaining about their co-workers, especially big, fat red-headed Martian she-men who like to sleep in the teacher's lounge all day. The Irvington Examiner has some nice pics of the Sapce Teddies, and the Oswego Picayune will tell you details of their past attempts to infiltrate society.

Here is a photo of an alleged Space Teddy!!!!

Let It Rock, Ted!!!!

Because the Space Teddies are from the Hollow Earth, they are a race of superior beings. Their capacity for knowledge is far greater than that of human beings. Here are a few examples of their knowledge:

A black man was once president of the United States for two hours.

Africa is a country, not a continent. There is a North Africa, a West Africa and an East Africa in addition to South Africa.

New York City is not the 5 boroughs, rather it is the spot between Brooklyn and Queens around the sign that says "Welcome to New York City."

Teddy never gets a pay raise because the board of education in Irvington, New York, is hoarding billions of dollars at secret executive meetings.

The late Jacques Cousteau stole billions of dollars from tresure ships and hoarded it in secret bank accounts. Amazingly, the camera always happened to be turned off during filming when Cousteau stole the money. He was believed to be in cahoots with the Board of Education in Irvington, New York.

When Moses parted the Red Sea, and the Egyptians were swallowed up, a few survived and built cities inside the Earth. Somehow they managed to survive 10,000 degree temperature.

The best way to get back at a woman who has screwed you over is with ear wax.

All peoples of the world are black, be they Italian, German, Jewish, or African. Except for Space Teddies, of course; they're white (because they have Irish grandfathers).

Cain and Abel came before Adam and Eve.

".com" and "on-line" have been around since the 1800's.

When people get a cold, some say "There must be something in the air." But it is not because it is cold season, it is because the government put it there.

There are giant squid off the coast of Brazil that reach up aboard with their tentacles and pull passengers down to kill them. They've killed about 15-20 people or so as of early January 1998. Be on the lookout when you visit Brazil.

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Copyright ©1997 Yaz McBoo All rights reserved. "Yaz McBoo" is a trademark. The "Space Teddy" logo at the top was "borrowed' from a record label in Germany. I am not familiar with the international copyright law; If I have violated it, Space Teddy Records should e-mail me and tell me to remove their logo. Otherwise they get free advertising on my web page!

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