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Britney Bares All
Breathtaking Britney Spears just about bares it all for the September issue
of British Elle, wearing nothing but the shortest shorts imaginable, unless
you also count the jewels in her pierced belly button.
Inside the pages, Britney's backside is revealed by photographer Mark Abrahams. Spears sports a little angel tattoo on her lower back and as beautiful as Britney looks in the spread, Elle admitted the photos were retouched. This not uncommon for magazine covers, what is uncommon is that the publication is not covering up that fact.
In the article, Britney showed she's still upset with how Justin Timberlake handled their break-up, from his interviews, to his "Cry Me a River" video, which featured a Britney look-alike. Spears said: "Freakin' horrible. You know what I mean? It was hard for me that he was so exploitative. Every interview that he did, he was talking about us in such an open way and I just felt, 'Is nothing sacred any more?'"
So on Britney's new CD, which is due out in October, don't expect any lyrics counter-attacking Justin. She said: "I'd never do that."
A Brit of a laugh at Colin
BRITNEY SPEARS has a good giggle as she reads out quotes from her ex, COLIN
FARRELL.
The singer, who had a brief fling with the randy actor, chortles at his interview in magazine Esquire in which he says: “I am not in Hollywood to have sex with starlets.”
He tells the mag: “I’ll go on about casual sex, I’ll use bad language and talk about hookers . . . but it doesn’t mean anything.”
So it’s no surprise that Britney is having a good old laugh as she sits in
her car after shopping at the Yellow store.
After all, if Farrell is NOT into sex with starlets — then Britney is a virgin.."
Britney & Justin falling into the Gap?
Launch - Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake may appear together in an ad
campaign for the Gap, according to Britain's itv.com. The former couple is
reportedly being eyed for the new television ad, which would likely be one
of the most talked about commercials in the company's history if the deal
is approved by all parties involved. The pair would reportedly receive more
than $1 million each for their work, according to itv.com.
Britney and Wade dances to Justin song
In Touch Magazine reports that at Suede 'nightclub in 'New York last week,
'choreographer Wade Robson fueled rumors that it was he who split up Britney
Spears and 'Justin Timberlake. Britney was there with Robson, who was shooting
his new MTV show.''She and Wade even danced – to Justin’s 'Rock Your Body!'
Bliss Magazine Article
In this edition, Britney talks about how she took her time for this album
and who she worked with. 'She also says that one of her favorite tracks off
the album is 'Touch Of My Hand'. ''She even says she'd never do like ex-boyfriend
Justin Timberlake of *Nsync did with 'Cry Me a River'.
Britney 4th 'Greatest Women Of The Video Era'
VH1 made a list for 50 greatest women of the video era. Madonna tops the list
and Britney is at #4. 'This is the top 5 :
01. Madonna
02. Janet Jackson
03. Whitney Houston
04. Britney Spears
05. Mariah Carey
Britney's on the hunt for Justin
The Enquirer reports that Britney made a ''2 a.m. visit to Miami's South Beach
club Crobar, apparently on the hunt for Justin Timberlake. The singer rolled
down her SUV window out- side the club and asked, "Is Justin in there?"
'' After being told he wasn't, ''Britney slipped in with a bodyguard anyways
to make sure. '' After being unable to find her former *Nsync honey, she split
with a pouty look on her face.
Britney on 'VMA Wildest Moments'
On Friday, August 8, at 2 pm ET, MTV will air a show called 'VMA Wildest Moments'.
'Highlights include the wildest fashion, most outrageous performances, greatest
insults, craziest arrivals and freakiest VMA moments in recent memory. The
specific highlights will include Britney ''dancing with a boa constrictor."
Fit me baby ...
Flash ... Britney crouches down
HERE is BRITNEY SPEARS trying on dresses as she enjoys a frenzied shopping spree in Beverly Hills. The pop princess, who had a massive hit with Hit Me Baby One More Time, was out with a girl pal and her mum, above – shopping like a woman possessed. She pulled on dresses over her jeans and flashed her bum cleavage, below, when she crouched down to study some more clothes.
One shopper said: “Britney raised a few eyebrows by trying on dozens of outfits on the shop floor. She bought at least six dresses and tops and looked like she hadn’t had so much fun in a long time.”
Mind you, with a bank balance like Britney’s, what woman wouldn’t squeeze as many designer outfits as possible into her Louis Vuitton bag?
The singer was so eager to wear her new gear from posh store BCBG, she changed in to a new white lace top before walking out.
Brit bought a few more outfits in trendy boutique Kitson before heading home in her new VW Beetle – after recuperating with a quick fag.
Three cheers for Spears rear
BRITNEY Spears bares her soul — and her body — to tell of her love for ex
Justin Timberlake.
She posed in skimpy black knickers for Elle magazine and said in an interview: “He’ll always have a place in my heart.”
Britney, 21, also claimed she’s really a very shy girl. Imagine what the pictures will be like when she decides to become a show-off.
Britney broke my heart
HARDMAN rocker FRED DURST has revealed all to me about his affair with BRITNEY
SPEARS and admits: “She broke my heart.”
In an exclusive interview, the LIMP BIZKIT frontman also revealed how the singer’s ex-boyfriend JUSTIN TROUSERSNAKE “freaked out” when he heard they were an item.
And the Nu-metal star spoke for the first time about his friendship with former SPICE GIRL GERI HALLIWELL — as well as confessing to bombarding Tomb Raider beauty ANGELINA JOLIE with phone calls and flowers.
Speaking from his hotel room in Los Angeles, Fred told me: “I was pretty upset when me and Britney ended. Was my heart broken? Yes. Things were getting out of control and Justin was calling her and freaking out. He had never seen her with another guy before. I have run into him a couple of times since then but nothing was said about Britney.”
Fred went on: “My whole time with Britney was really good for me. For two weeks we were hanging out all the time. I fell for her, what can I say? The aftermath was the ridiculous part.”
Fred then decided to boast on radio how he had rampant sex with the pop princess in her Hollywood Hills mansion after she wore a see-through blouse to seduce him.
He said she had been “forward and aggressive” in bed. Furious Britney denied any relationship with him.
The rocker said: “She took advice from somebody and started lying about us. It really annoyed me. I have spoken to her a couple of times and she apologised about the way things happened. She feels really bad.”
I airbrushed her face (nose, lips, eyes & one breast larger) and obviously
colorized her hair. Simple but I like how it turned out.
Just for the fun of it, what do you think Britney would come back in her next life, and why that?
Ha I hope she comes back in her next life as a piece of crap.. then she'll get to see how much she likes it!!
hmmm- a big, fat pile of horse crap- cause thats all she is now in this life!
hmmm I'm thinking either a boy so she knows what "effect" she had on them or a female dog so you could actually call her a "bitch"
LOL... How ironic that you ask this question. I would guess a hooker. Then she could get paid what she deserves for doing the same thing she does now. She gets paid millions just for being a hooker, basically (come on, we all know that she probably sleeps with tons of guys she meets on the road).
I think Britney will come back as a blow up doll. 'Nuff said.
lets think..she'll be an old bag,on the corner of someplace in NY or LA,and being a prostitute :) wait..isnt she doin that already ? =x
a turtle, don't ask why lol...
a cockroach.....everyone would hate her she prolly live a short life and die a painful death....(im so evil lol)
Well if she comes back as an animal, She'd definitely be killed pretty quick because she wouldn't be able to fend for herself, so she'd have to come back as another ditzy dumb blonde.
a thong for a VERY LARGE person
if we are lucky, she will come back as someone's poop... but since poop is technically not alive, i think she'll come back as toe fungus because they have a lot in common already. Nobody wants them... they seem to be hard to get rid of.... not something many people would like to stare at...
A Toilet Brush, because she belongs there, cleaning up other peoples sh** for a lifetime since so many people have cleaned up her sh**
a squirrel. (just made that up on the spot) why? hm.. oh probably because she's always got nuts in her mouth, rofl. ;x
I think britney will come back as a toilet brush cuz its what she deserves.
I think she will come back to life as a Condom. To me all she is doing is promoting sex .. in her videos , songs , outfits .. etc. She is sex. A condom is perfect .. but then again .. is she promoting "safe" sex ? hmmm.
she would probably come back as one of two things, #1. is a female dog..also known as a biotch and i might a very FUGLY one too. #2 a plastic gelly FAKE boob implant that is lopsided.
Hmmm...Britney recycled....Britney recycled. I think she'll be bubble gum. LoL Since she has the IQ of one, why not just be bubble gum. Think about it gum...artificial...Britney...I see no difference. LoL
An animal so she can walk around naked 24/7 and ppl won't say anything haha
D.L. Hughley : "It ain't about the music. If it was, Britney Spears would be a porn star."
Why is it that everyone realizes it's not about the music with her, yet she's still around?! By the way, she practically is [a porn star] especially with her new photo shoots! She's only known for her body anyway (which I still think is unattractive).
...hard night partying? hm.
Jamie Lynn - "At first I was too scared to act in front of these people, so I was real shy, but then, they were actually really nice. I thought they were going to be these serious people. But they were a lot of fun."
Elle Magazine 2003
Gosh. Need I say anything? Even though she's said how she wouldn't pose nude
before, we all knew one day - when she needed to attention, she would do it...
The last ones are much nicer. I love the black n white one. It's very nice
looking. Not her real hair in any of them though - again, no surprise there.
She must have really low self-esteem if she adds and changes her body so often.
W Magazine 2003
These are the skanky ones. How trashy does she look? The outfits are tight
black leather - exposing fake boobs (in the last one especially), and messed
up hair that looks like she just got down with sex. The outfit (second to
last) - notice how low she's pulling it down? The shadows are the only thing
that are covering her lower area. These are not photos a self-respecting woman
who take. In my opinion, she's getting terribly desperate to keep people talking.
Candid - August 2003
Notice the HUGE difference between airbrushed magazine photos of her and candid
shots? If not, you're brain dead. Just say no, to Britney and crack.
Shopping Expedition 2003
These two outfits aren't too bad. The first one: the dress over pants look
doesn't do it much for me, but it's a cute dress. Ain't she a looker that
Spears, when she doesn't have her make-up artists and airbrushing to help
her out?
Out & About
Random pictures thrown together. The second one, at first glance, looks like
a nice outfit. The hat is cute, a simple shirt and skirt, but then you see
her bright pink bra through her shirt. Really classy, Brit. The only time
you wear a bra, the whole world has to see it.... The last: smoking again.
Her quote: "I want to give up I really do. But when I’m recording, I
go into the studio and everyone’s smoking. It’s like a zone you go in.” <---
I didn't realize all these candid shots of her smoking were actually in the
studio?! Plus, a SINGER should NOT sing. Period. But smoking while you're
singing too? How stupid is she? She could tell them not to smoke so her voice
would be strong - but that's right, she doesn't care about her music. It's
all image.
Smoking in Santa Monica
Doesn't she look cool, kids? Look above for my feelings on this topic.
Teen Choice Awards 2003
Her face looks so old and haggy already. Does anyone else see it? Too much
tanning and smoking, bad for the skin. By the way - the outfit, another way
to keep people talking? Besides the fact the short skirt is nothing new or
unique.
Us Weekly - W Magazine Feature
It talks of her new Elle photoshoot, "She's not that innocent."
It talks of Avril, "Avril doesn't really dance" - she's not threatened
by her. "She's a party girl."- smokes, drinks, has had sex. "I'm
a wild girl." . . . but I thought she's "not a girl, yet not yet
a woman"? She's made out with Colin, etc. Read the article if you wish.
Trust me, everything she says will make you roll your eyes.
Outfit me Britney 3 More Times
(in the news) - the same shopping day and her outfit keeps changing. Odd.
Leaving Airport
The deer-caught-in-highlights look. Nice. It works for her. It matches her
personality : /
MTV 'Bash' June 28
Does she not look at herself when she actually puts on clothes? This has to
be one of the most ugly outfits I've ever seen! The ripped shirt-get into
a fight before you came? The old man hat - wearing it like a pimp? The black
mini skirt with red writing on the back? Then the nasty pink fish-net stockings
with black wicked-witch shoes. The girl has absolutely no fashion sense..
but she probably thinks she does.
US weekly scans 2003
More about her Elle photo shoot. I don't know why people are fascinated with
sex in the media when it's everywhere!! There's nothing new with it. It's
more amazing if Britney could keep her clothes on then take them off.. Britney
copying the "Legally Blonde" look- no surprise there.. Now, talk
of her two huge bodyguards to protect the body she sells... "Britney
to fill Daisy Duke's Shorts?" - a possible movie roll? Not that Britney
knows of. She can't sing, she can't act, why does she continue to pretend
otherwise? "Why Isn't Britney Dating?" - because we really care?
Please people. Get off it, no one cares who she screws. At the bottom, a small
timeline of her change from good girl to slutty skank. : / they don't say
it, but they show it.
Britney: “I want to give up I really do. But when I’m recording, I go into the studio and everyone’s smoking. It’s like a zone you go in. But I’m hoping that when I go on tour I won’t smoke anymore. With all the dancing I won’t be able to.”
Basically, she's promoting doing what "everyone" else does. Doesn't she have a mind of her own? The answer is debatable, I suppose. By the way, she's had more than half a dozen candid shots of her out and smoking, so why is she smoking if it's only a "zone" she's in while in the studio? The girl is always trying to rationalize her bad behavior. It's annoying. Take responsibility for once.
she huffs and she puffs...
final grade: 4.3
several responses-
››— I'd give her a 6. I like the color, but not with her skin tone. The uneven fabric around the bottom makes it look like it just came out of a shredding machine. It's also too tight, too short and too low cut on the top. The one sleeved thing is kinda cute, but it would look better if it wasn't so low cut and if it didn't have that flowing sleeve coming off the top of it.
››— 3...not her WORST...but it's unflattering...my opinion is that you can show off ONE of these three things: cleavage, stomach, and leg. she is showing off two...and it looks tacky (but not compared to the other things she's worn...ugh)
››— I don't understand why she can't just have a normal dress. It's a nice color and everything, not TOO short, but what the hell, there's one strap on her shoulder. I don't understand her styles. Anyway, if it had two straps it would be mad cute but because....*rolls eyes* there's one.. I give it a 5.
››— 1 its a rag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
››— I give her a 1, cuz at least she's wearing 'clothes'. She looks like the tooth fairy's skanky sister. I can't stand her!
››— 7 Because I really like the dress a lot. Yeah, it looks a little wild but that's my preference. I knocked off 3 points because it was Britney...er
››— 10-not too much thigh and cleavage, it's really classy and it looks kinda like a tinkerbell gown.
››— 4, her butt is obviously hanging out if she's holding it, lol. does it have one strap and one non existent chest piece? the color looks pretty, it's the best color she's wore.
››— 8- i really like the way the dress looks and the ruffles at the bottom. but the one shoulder strap thing has got to go! =]
››— 2. The color isn't very flattering on her or anybody, I don't like the cut at the top, and it's too short.
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| I like the outfit. The hair and make-up is simple. | The outfit is to pretend she's topless. Trashy. | Orange hair? Odd. A large white coat with silver undies? |
