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Britney Spears To Produce Own Clothing Line
People magazine reports Von Dutch is helping Britney Spears produce her on
clothing line. Von Dutch has been seen on other stars such as Christina Augilera,
Justin Timberlake and Brittany Murphy..
#1 Technically she's not producing her "own clothing line." She hired someone to do the work and she's only putting money in... to get more money from stupid fans while copying other stars!
US Magazine - "Strange" Tattoo
Britney's Japanese tattoo was supposed to mean "mysterious," but
the tattoo artist gave her one that meant "strange" instead!
#1 She thinks she's "mysterious"?? How? She's made it her career not to hide anything (besides the truth).
#2 LOL It's beyond amusing that the tattoo artist messed up and permanently wrote on her body "strange."
Jamie Lynn Gets Britney To Open Nordstrom Account
Star magazine reports that Britney Spears and her lil' sister Jamie Lynn were
recently shopping in Nordstrom in Los Angeles. Jamie Lynn insisted on picking
up the bill and begged Britney to open a charge account (saving about $100
with the 10% discount).
#1 Jamie Lynn: how my dislike for her grows. She spent about $1000 shopping on one day!! I'm very curious about their relationship. I don't know why... Britney treats Jamie Lynn more like a daughter than a sister. Where is the mom in all this? She lets Jamie Lynn do whatever she wants, just to bring more money in?!?
Woman Says She Was Abused By Britney At A Club In NYC
Britney Spears didn't raise a finger, but the pop princess is being blamed
by a woman who says she was manhandled so that Spears could have her favorite
table at Lot 61. 'Britney's people are mean, and think they can throw people
around,' contends Jacqui Andrews, who alleges that she was forcibly ejected
from her seat when Spears arrived at the Chelsea club Monday night around
11:30.
Andrews says she was sitting at a table, waiting to pay her dinner bill, when 'I was picked up physically, moved out of the way and thrown on the floor - so that [Spears] could sit there. She sat there and watched the whole thing and was laughing about it.'
A Lot 61 manager, who asked not to be identified, confirms that he ushered Andrews out, but denies that he lifted or threw her.
'She was taking her time,' the manager tells us. 'So I took her hand to escort her from the table. I was just rushed. I said, 'I'm sorry. You have to stand up right now. My party is coming in right now. It's VIP.''
The manager explained that Andrews and two other people, one of whom worked for the club, were occupying a table for 10.
'Britney had called for the table, but she arrived so fast that we didn't have a chance to get it ready,' said the manager, adding that he didn't realize Andrews was waiting for a check.
'I went looking for her to apologize,' says the manager. 'She came back a little later to get her credit card. I told her it was a mistake.'
Andrews confirms that the manager comped her dinner and bought her drinks and that she stayed at the club several more hours. And, though she won't be suing or pressing charges, she holds Spears responsible.
'It doesn't even matter, really, who did it,' says Andrews. 'The fact was that it was done for her.'
Lot 61 owner Amy Sacco is standing by her staff - and Spears - saying: 'Britney ... has never done anything wrong in front of me.'
Spears' rep, who denies the singer laughed at Andrews, says: 'Britney would never enter a club without knowing her table was ready.'
#1 It wouldn't surprise me if she had people remove a woman so she could sit there. What a spoiled rich brat!
#2 The last line, she'd "never enter a club... knowing her table was ready." Oh my gosh! Do they not realize what a lame response that is?! That's not the point, the point is Britney thinks (and acts) like the world revolves around her!
Pump-up breasts for Brit
By THOMAS WHITAKER
Polo position ... pose will be based on Britney video clip
POP princess Britney Spears is set to become a raunchy pole dancer with boobs that THROB. Millions will see the blonde beauty in her sexiest pose ever with her back arched and chest puffed out. And for good measure she is being given heaving bosoms which inflate. The transformation is being made by experts at Madame Tussauds waxworks museum in London. Bosses want to make the singers £52,000 wax lookalike imitate her breathing.
An insider promised: She will be our raunchiest model ever. For the first time we are installing balloons in her chest so her boobs heave in and out. She is hanging upside-down in the pose and when the waxwork is unveiled it will give our male visitors one hell of a treat.
The model of Britney, 21 whose hits include Oops! I Did It Again is the latest feature in a new £2million interactive room called Blush. She will dangle next to a blushing J-Lo and a Brad Pitt with a squeezable bum.
Makers are modelling her pose on one from Britneys Live in Las Vegas video
as she sang Slave 4 U. A spokeswoman confirmed the plans last night and said
the waxwork will be unveiled later this year. She added: We will have a couple
of real pole dancers on call to offer tips to the public.
#1 Of course, cause that's what we all need. Not only is she always showing her own, now we'll have wax models doing the same. Great values we're teaching our children, no? Boobs gets your attention. Show it off like a **** and you're be famous!
Just to show how much Britney copies Christina ;)
Respond to Britney's TRL premiere clips of songs of her upcoming cd: brave girl, every time & touch of my hand.
Brave Girl: First of all, what is with her saying every song is about going
out and having a good time? Can she be any MORE shallow with something (music)
that is meant to express your emotions? And the song sounds like she's on
speed, you can't understand a thing she's saying. Everytime: Oh yeah, she
can play the piano.. I don't believe that at all. 'I don't know what C is
or like all that..' right after and before she claims to play. You can't play
much piano (especially what's played near the end of the mp3, where there's
notes and backup notes), without knowing what the notes ARE, because you have
to play in a certain key with certain notes in that key. The very beginning
sounds like whoever's playing is hitting one key at a time. And the vocals
sound like 'she doesn't know what C is or all that' too.. terrible. Touch
of My Hand: WTF is going on at the beginning? Is that a broken violin or something?
Her voice sounds so bad at the beginning it's unbelievable.
those songs reeeally suck! I thought some of her earlier songs were ok when she first came out and she doesn't even know the C key on a piano?! my god its the middle key! lol I doubt anyone is goin to buy this album cuz her fame is dying fast
Could they be less original? Every one of those songs sound like other songs I've already heard before.
Her songs sound like pure garbage.. lol.. I don't like 'em.... not that I attempted to in the 1st place. The songs just go on and on with no official topic and no rhyming or point. lol... "boom.. boom.." lol.. sounds like a kindergartner's wrote it or something. This album's success is gonna be soooo friggin' funny. lol. I can't wait. "brave girl"!? ?lmao... .lol... I hope this one is about someone else.
It's crap. Just mindless dribble from a mindless machine. I hate it. Nothing new or introspective just... blah.
Nicole Sullivan : "Britney Spears can jump higher than you. Even with the new boobs!"
I'm not sure who "you" is referring too, but oh well. It's comically (yes, this quote is around the "did she get implants" time).
Part of her intense "acting" or listening to her sister sing live?
You be the judge.
(Teen Choice Awards 2002)
Britney: What are you doing?
Jamie: I'm giving out the final award.
Britney: Well, isn't this a lot of pressure and stuff? Do you want
to me to help you out?
Jamie: But you've already given one out.
Britney: Well, which means I have a little bit more experience with
this. Maybe I should help you baby.
Jamie: Well I do have these pictures of you in the bathtub. I was thinkin'
of puttin' them on EBAY!
Did anyone else think this was a stupid little performance? Talk about ridin' on Britney's fame! Jamie Lynn got this little part to help her own career. Ugh, the Spears' women are so annoying. Not to mention Jamie Lynn has the most annoying little high pitch voice!
June8 CA Six Flags with Brother
Her candid shots are getting worse and worse looking! The girl is so naturally
ugly. Her brother doesn't look as bad here as sometimes. At least he has respect
for himself, he's not selling himself like his two younger sisters.. I'd hate
to be him. Wouldn't it be so awkward to see your younger sister half naked
all the time? Especially if you're male with males friends! It's be a disturbing
feeling.
Soho, NY with friends
Smoking, chewing like a pig, and who knows what! Not to mention, her face
looks 10 years older than it should when she smokes! That girl is going
to be one ugly (and unhealthy) woman!
June13 Q102 Q CONCERT
The girl looks so old! She needs to stay out of the sun and cut out the
smoking, her face looks so old and haggy! The outfit isn't too bad but it's
not cute either. The boots are ugly as always. Is the girl dressing herself
lately? Cause her fashion has gotten worse over the months!
Britney Walk-In Closet Auction
The Britney Walk-In Closet Auction will begin on June 15th at 12:00
pm ET and end June 30th at 12:00 pm ET. Featured items include some of the
Britney worn bikinis and one of Britney's Versace Jackets... another auction?!
Did they run out of their millions already?
Z100 Zootopia
The outfit: the dress has a nice flow but the colors (mostly the green)
are ugly! The hat is weird, it has something odd on the side. The hair, same
as always. Nice but I doubt it's her own.... the girl with her won the contest
and the whole time Britney was holding her hand. Is she experiencing a little
Michael Jackson envy but with little girls?
Atlantis-Bahamas (Memorial day weekend)
I used two of these appearance pictures in the last issue but I just got this one so I thought I'd add it! Really
manly looking, no?
Britney: "I think it is really silly for people to try and be sexy and fake, I am sexy because I am natural, I don't wear a lot of make up. And I am real I think people who try too hard to be sexy are not sexy they are just fake."
She's kidding, right? She's the epitome of "fake." She does whatever is "cool" and "trendy" and she's anything but "natural." Also, talk about an ego! She thinks she's sexy because she dresses like a tramp and therefore gets the attention of one. Broken record, much? ('sexy'- said 4 times, 'fake'-2 times, 'I'-6 times)
Anyone else think she looks like a little brat here?
final grade: 4.8
several responses-
3. The hat is so adorable .. it's actually the only thing I like about this outfit. I do love the color black .. but this outfit is just ugly. The shirt is so ugly .. the sleeves .. what is going on there ? And the shirt is so tight I wonder how she can breathe. I don't like the skirt (is that even a skirt) .. I can hardly tell the difference between the shirt and the skirt. The belt is okay ... but it does not mesh well with the outfit. Overall .. ugly with the exception of the hat.
2 what is it with her she started out with cute clothes and then got ugly ones no one is going to wear those clothes and no one is going to start trend because of them
6. What is that at the top? It's like a frilly kid's dress. But the rest of it is okay-looking, and I like the hat. I guess I'd wear it, but only under certain circumstances.
She would have gotten a 7 because I like the corset look but since she has those horrific polka dotted sheer, frilly monstrosity bordering the corset...she moves it down to 3. Someone needs to fire her damn stylist and ban this person from clothing stores! If picked it out herself, well then...
I give it a 3. Can you tell she got it from a dominatrix shop?
8 , the outfit is adorable, but anything on Brit looks ugly and she is just ugly, I cant stand her, no matter what she wears. the outfit is cute but belongs on someone who is cute
6, hello belt on thighs. she loves wearing the j lo hats. the shirt it pretty cute but she's standing real weird so I don't know if it fits.
I would give it a 9 cause its really nice. its not showing midriff, cleavage, and all.. she for once looks really nice! and I would definitely wear it!!! =-)
4. It's not too bad if you compare it to some of the other things she's worn. I like the hat, even if it is copying off of JLo. It goes well with her face and her hair. But the shirt is horrendous. The lace just makes her look like a barbie doll. I'm itching just looking at it. And it's too tight. The belt should be up around her waist more, and it shouldn't be that metallic silver. It clashes. A black belt with a matte silver buckle would've been much better. But at least she's somewhat covered.
Boob exposure- Cleavage never hurt anyone and a lot of the time, it
looks really good. But c'mon Britney! She has her whole boob exposed sometimes,
her nipples pop out of her dress other times, and sometimes it's just out
all the time! Get a clue, the world is not your Playboy fantasy!
SITE LINK: Britney's Stories and Tales
GRADE LAYOUT: 2 / 10
GRADE CONTENT: 5.5 / 10
MY REVIEW: It has a terrible layout- it makes it a pain to deal with the links but it has some cute humor ideas. Nothing overly great, but it's something. It has a funny "Brit Cartoon of the Month" at the bottom. Other columns incude: Britney's Diary, Poems, Brit Tales, Comics, etc