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OOPS SHE DID IT AGAIN

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NEWS HEADLINES

4th Album News From MTV
From the sound of things, Britney Spears appears to be channeling Madonna on her fourth album.

The pop singer, who took a step toward womanhood on Britney, has taken the Material Girl's cue, seeming to address more adult themes and styles while retaining a sense of girlish fun on her upcoming disc, which she previewed for MTV recently at Battery Studios.

"I've really been able to take my time and have creative control and make [the new album] special, special, special," she said.

Producers who have worked with the singer — including Rodney Jerkins, the Neptunes, 7 Aurelius, the Matrix and Fred Durst — have described the new material as having a trip-hop vibe, reminiscent of Madonna's "Ray of Light".

Parts of Spears' suggestive "Touch of My Hand," one of three songs the singer played for MTV, merit that comparison. With a Middle Eastern influence, the song is sleek and fluid, with Spears singing in a slightly lower register of her desire to be "out of control": "I will be bold/ Going to the places where I can be out of control/ Don't want to explain tonight/ All the things I try to hide."

"It's one of my favorite tracks on the album," Spears said. "I like to compare it to 'That's the Way Love Goes,' kind of a Janet Jackson thing."

While "Touch of My Hand" makes it clear what Spears wants, the dance song "Brave Girl" is about finding out what you want in the first place. Backed by choppy, electro-funk beats, she sings in a bouncy near-rap, "She's going to find her passion, she's going to find her way, she's going to get right out of this/ She don't want New York, she don't want L.A., she's going to find that special kiss."

"It's basically about going out and having a good time," Spears said.

The bubbly nature of "Brave Girl" also seems to be more indicative of what the rest of the album might sound like, according to sources close to Spears who've heard more tracks and describe them as upbeat.

Of the songs previewed, "Every Time" is Spears' most adult and her closest attempt at a traditional pop ballad. "Every Time" has a lilting piano intro accompanying the singer's breathy vocals, which build from soft to strong, despite lyrics that suggest she feels otherwise. "Go to sleep ... why carry on without me?/ Every time I try to fly/ Without my wings/ I feel so small."

One thing you won't find on the album is a response track to ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake's "Cry Me a River," despite rumors to the contrary "You know, it's funny," she said. "I read that I wrote this song and I wrote these lyrics, and that's not my style. I would never do that."

#1 For her last comment - she can cheat on him, but she's not going to write a song about it... probably because she lacks the imagination to try and blame the breakup on him. But she tries to imply she's "better" than him by saying that she would "never do that." It amuses me that she says she read that she "wrote" a song and "wrote" lyrics- that'd be a first, Britney writing her own material!

#2 Britney trying to be Madonna? Gosh, that's a surprise...! Comparing herself to Janet Jackson? That's a mistake.

#3 "having a good time" - the only thing she seems to want to sing about. She never gets personal with her songs (like Christina and Pink), it's always about partying and/or having fun. No mind or originality.

#4 "closest attempt...pop ballad" it's funny the words they used. She "attempted" apparently. She can't sing ballads. She doesn't have the singing talent at all to sing that live! She needs "upbeat" songs that she can cover with lip-synching because of the "dance steps."

 

Britney Sell Timberlake Love Nest
World Entertainment News Network

BRITNEY SPEARS is selling her Hollywood Hills home to actress BRITTANY MURPHY because it holds too many memories of her ex-boyfriend JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

The sexy BOYS singer bought the Los Angeles property to share with her hunky pop star boyfriend - but since their shock split last year Spears has hardly used the house.

A pal confides, "The house has too many painful memories for her. She keeps thinking about what might have been if she and Justin had stayed lovers.

"And Britney's upset over LIMP BIZKIT lead singer FRED DURST's claim on the radio that he made love to her there."

However, the 21-year-old can content herself with the $1 million profit she's made on the $4 million property, after originally purchasing it for $3 million.

#1 Old news, she cheated on him, don't try to get pity from people because she "lost her man."

#2 Plus, the girl made an easy $1 million for ripping off another celebrity! That's probably the reason she sold it!


Is it Britney Speared?

Now you see it ... Britney's frilly number peeks out of top

BRITNEY Spears seems to be keeping a secret close to her chest yesterday — as she spends THREE HOURS in a tattoo shop.

Just before hitting the parlour, a bright pink bra could be seen peeking out of her top.

But as she left the New York body art den, the sexy number had been taken off.


Now you don't ... the bra has disappeared by the time she leaves the tattoo parlour

The 21-year-old pop star refused to answer any questions about the visit but she already has a Japanese character on her hip and a ring in her right nipple.

Perhaps she asked the tattooist to “ink me baby one more time”.

#1 I'm sure this was just a publicity stunt... make people talk. I heard it might have been on her foot - so what's the reason to take your bra off while you're shopping?


Auction House
Britney Spears attended a press conference to announce the launch of her first online charity auction of one of a kind Britney Spears memorabilia. All proceeds from the auction will go to the Britney Spears Foundation. The press conference was held at the W Court Hotel in New York City on Thursday (May 22).

#1 Pictures included in this issue... check them out with my comments.

#2 Why doesn't she ever just put money into the foundation? She always has to make a big deal - make it known that she's putting money (that others contribute, but she "helps" raise) in. She can't do anything nice without the public knowing about it...

 

Boom (And The Song Goes) - October 14th, 2003 Release Day
There's a new ad on the radio for Britney's new album and single. The ad reports that a fall Release Date of the new album and also reports that Britney's next single is 'Boom (And the Song Goes)'. It is produced by the Neptunes.

(Intro)
Everybody
Why y'all sweat me?
If you feel me come embrace me
It's my ambition to let you know..
That I like the way you're making me feel
When the walls tremble
Hand be humble
I want to say goodnight
But then you move
I see you rise
I'm searching for words
There's no description

(Chorus)
Boom you made me feel
Boom pump your brakes
It's how the song goes
It's like boom
You show up
Boom my body goes
Boom...and that's the way this song goes

(Verse 1)
Ok so maybe I'm 'Miss Britney Spears'
Guards by my side
Make up, wardrobe, smile and say cheese
But all that doesn't matter when I'm out with my hommies
Drop your drinks
Put my hair up
It's getting kinda steamy in here
When I'm on the floor, push aside my image
This is no animation
It's just a song
and it goes boom

(Chorus)
Boom what? boom where? boom how? boom when?
It's just the way this song goes
By your side
Light my girl up
Watch your step, it's getting kinda blurry
How could I surpass?
Have I met your expectations?
No this is no club song
No this is no fight song
Yes this my song
It's just a song that goes boom
Boom when you hear it
Boom when you feel it
Boom when you sing it
Boom boom boom

(Verse 2)
So now you wanna play?
Now you wanna dance?
After my approach?
No more questions?
This is my interview
How do you do?
Do you go boom?
Are you boom?
Will you make me go boom?
you know what goes boom?
Baby, you know what?
What goes boom?
Baby this
This does...
Song go..
...Go song
This song
Hun, this song goes boom.

#1 Just read the lyrics and I'm sure we will have the same thoughts on it... The song absolutely sucks. It's more meaningless crap from an untalented image-based fake. By the way, who sings their own name in a song? She's gotten so full of it over the years!

#2 If you've heard any of her songs (from TRL premiere), you can hear more worthless songs she's putting out there. I'd like to hear some song that not only makes sense, but it's not talking about a guy and it means something to her. Take Justin, Christina, Pink, etc -pop artists whose songs still mean something to them!

 

Fred in the new Rolling Stone
Do you regret the whole Britney thing?
Fred: For one thing, I am not a fan of her music. But through a couple meetings, I became a fan of her. She's just a sweet, innocent, beautiful Louisiana girl. I like a girl who can dance, and she can dance. And then we end up kickin' it. I actually started liking this chick, and I didn't want to at all. I really liked her. We had our moments that were very cool.

Why did you kiss and tell on the Howard Stern Show?
Fred: Well, she was kind of making a fool out of me and acting like we were never even hanging out. Like we weren't, like, being intimate with each other. I was already dealing with the big backlash of hanging out with her in the first @#%$ place, and I was sticking up for her on my Web site, to my own fans. And then she goes on TRL and says, "No, I don't really know him." And Howard kept calling and calling, and he's always been real cool to me. And I got on the air and . . . [pauses] I'm a reactive guy. That's just the way I am.

Have you seen her or talked to her since this all went down?
Fred: She left me a message saying, "Let's just be cool" and "I'm sorry everything got like it was." She also left me a message right after the Howard Stern thing. She goes, "Fred, you better watch your back, because you are seriously @#%$." It's so funny. I saved them all just in case I ever need them

#1 Fred needs to move on. Seriously. Move on.

 

Britney Will Always Be Anticipated No Matter What
In a recent survey that was published in the May issue of Popstation Magazine asking its readers which artists from the bubble-gum pop era (1999-2000) they think were still hot property after rocking the music world 4 years ago. Only 4 names were obvious stand-outs: Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, *NSYNC, and the Backstreet Boys. The dubbed pop princess easily garnered more or less 40% of the votes, followed by Christina Aguilera with 28% of the total votes cast. *NSYNC stretched to third with 22%, and the Backstreet Boys having 8% of the votes. The remaining 2% of the votes were shared by LFO, Blink 182 and many others. Nonetheless, when bouted against modern day favorites, Britney crashed to a modest No.4, just below fellow teen Avril Lavigne (No.1), rapper Eminem (No.2), and hot-mama Nelly (No.3).

#1 Hahahaha pardon my laughing but the only thing she will be remembered as, down the line, is how easy she was. Little morals but eager to please.


Fox5 News Catches Britney Smoking On Tape
Fox5 News (New York City) was teased that they had caught Britney doing something that she doesn't want her fans to see. It was footage of Britney when she was at the Playboy party in NY. The news reporter was following her to ask her about the party. When Britney and her "people" got around the corner the camera came and caught her smoking. She had the cigarette in her hand as she walked around the corner and you could see it.

Then when they tried to zoom in on the cigarette, as soon as she saw the camera she put her hand to her side and dropped it. But it was so fast it's hard to see. Then as soon as the camera noticed it, they all took off walking to leave and the camera still followed them and she was laughing and was like "we're walking and the camera is still following us, this is crazy". Then one of her guys grabbed the camera and the cop or whoever it was told him to not touch the camera and they just walked away.

#1 Sigh. We know she smokes, does she think we're stupid enough to think she doesn't? Why try and hide it now?

 

Britney Congratulates Ruben For Winning American Idol
It on Entertainment Tonight, Britney said: "Congratulations Ruben!! They all deserved to win but Ruben definitley had the best voice and is so humble and has a beautiful heart." -Britney

#1 Ironic she acknowledges someone who had to work, using his voice, to get where he is... I personally think Clay has the better voice but that's just me. I also only saw one episode of the show...

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MAKE OVER


A little warping. Her chin enlarged (think Jay Leno lol), her eyes are bigger, her lips thicker and her nose smaller. It's so easy to airbrush a picture...

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BANNERS

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OPINIONATED

On MTV Ben Afflect asked if Britney called Colin Farrel and she replied, "Ya know, I think girls shouldn't call guys, I think guys should call girls." What's your take on her comment?

Shes so stupid if you want to be with somebody pick up the stinking phone!

I think that if it's your personal prerogative to not call guys and to wait for them to call you that's fine, because I have quite a few friends who feel that way, but it doesn't have anything to do with them being antifeminist or against women's lib. On the other hand they would also never tell anyone else that they shouldn't, but Britney on the other hand feels the need to have everyone who listens to her express the same opinions since they are just so intelligent to begin with. I think its ridiculous that any woman (I use that term loosely) could get in front of thousands and thousands of people and put every single female into a box saying what they should or shouldn't do. Any women with any self-respect or awareness of what it truly is to be a woman would have never done this or at least realized afterward the error of her ways, but Britney obviously did never. Then again maybe she was just so excited that her crush, Ben Affleck was finally talking to her rather than accusing her of stalking!!!!!

I don't take offense to that at all. I think it's her upbringing, like I'm also from the south and we're like 20 years behind the times, lol. She's not telling everyone to do what she does (wait by for him to call), and I'm positive she didn't intend for it to be negative, like towards being a powerful woman or anything. It's just her opinion and how she goes about it. Plus I know a few people who would agree with that statement.

what's next? should we all be wearing corsets and going into another room to hiccup?

I think Britney's opinion is stupid. Sure, guys should call girls some of the time, but girls should also be able to call guys. For a pop icon like her (even if we hate that she is, little girls DO idolize her...) to say girls SHOULDN'T call guys goes against so much women have been fighting for. My mother burned her bra's back in the 60's for womens rights, and I'm proud to carry on her tradition (without all the fire).

Britney, again, is setting back women's rights... I won't go into anything more, but the very fact that she said that she doesn't think girls should call guys is very sexist.

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OTHERS TALK OF BRITNEY

Smash Mouth: "Take her [Britney] and her implants home!"

Simply put! haha

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MINI ME - JAMIE LYNN


Check out that make-up! Can you say 'overkill'?? She must have gotten tips from her big sister!

"She [Britney] is so cool, and she's a really good singer and sister. When I grow up, I'm gonna be just like her." - Jamie Lynn

As we've already seen, she's walking down the same path. Whatever happened to having your own identity?

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PICTURES

Atlantis, Bahamas (Memorial day weekend)

A real eye-pleaser? Riiight. All you naive Britney "natural beauty" believers, ha!

Fox 5 News (spotted smoking 5-21-03)

This was featured in the news, when she hid the cigarette from the camera. We already know she smokes, does her believe her fans are stupid enough to think she doesn't? I guess that's not too far stretch, I mean they are fans!

TRL (preview of new album)


The outfit: pull up your pants! Seriously, we don't need to see that low! Bad style. The three songs she premiered:
touch of my hand: she sounds like she's in heat! Her voice is absolutely terrible! Plus, she said it's like a Janet Jackson thing - really original.

brave girl: REALLY dumb sounding! Seriously, dumb. It's suppose to be about "having fun," of course none of her songs would be serious since all she does is "have fun." She has no singing or writing talent.. if she even helped write this crap, it's pathetic if it sells even a couple thousand cds!

every time: slow song, piano "in the hotel room" ... "I don't know what C is.. and all that, but I do my own thing" <-- if you sing (or pretend you do), you should know the difference! ... and somehow I doubt she actually played it. And her comment, "I do my own thing" is such a laugh! She copies the trend or follows trends precisely paved.

Get Britney's Abs - Article

It explains tips: Eat like Britney, Work out like Britney, Have fun like Britney: basically be Britney because she's perfect. Gag. I'd rather have a body like JLo or Beyonce then Britney! Yet they forget to mention, try not smoking unlike Britney.

Kiss Concert


Cute hair, ugly outfit. I hate the boots! She's obsessed with them, but I think they make her legs look bad! The dress is okay, but in my opinion, ugly. And her hair, once again, appears to have grown 2-3 inches in the past week. Hm.

Charity Auction Items

A lot of people didn't like the jean dress, I thought it was lame that Justin and Britney went in matching outfits, but I actually think the dress is cute. I don't know anywhere you'd want to wear it, but it's cute. I'm all for jeans... the next outfit from her 'Overprotected' video. It's ugly! Where would you wear it?! ... the next one from a performance (much like a Shakira outfit). Another outfit - where would you wear it?!?


An outfit from her tour, good to play dress up with your significant other but nothing else, lol... from "Crossroads" the outfit is ugly! She's giving away a lot of ugly outfits! ...same with the last dress! U-G-L-Y!


All too tight, too ugly, and no where to wear it! Especially the middle dress! She got "Worst dresser" for that! No wonder she's getting rid of these! And if an "average/normal" girl wore these, she'd be categorized immediately as a slut, you know it's true.


Why would you sell your childhood items? Especially the MMC ears when she did that for long? Either she's a moron (*cough*) or these aren't her real items, they are copies.


A picture signed - whoo hoo. That's worth the big bucks...? The "Superbowl" pants, luckily the sock/arm gloves aren't included... I think these are her childhood fingerpaint hands. Why she'd give them up, I don't know. You don't get back your childhood!

Britney Charity Auction

Cute dress. Very simple but it looks comfortable. Her hair is really bad. The colors, the length, and the lack of the brushing she did beforehand. I don't know if she actually sold the items she wore or owned (all above), because the mannequin they used is MUCH thinner than she is (which is a good thing she's not that morbidly thin), yet the clothes fit it perfectly. I personally think they, possibly just some, are copies of what she wore, but not her own. More money without her having to give up anything (like she loves!).

Britney Shopping in Soho

I'm very proud of the shirt and pants. Covered yet cute clothes. The hat is the only thing that went wrong. Both shirts and pants are okay (besides the pants are too low, I hope she never bends down), but the hat is tacky and it doesn't even match. What happened to the cute hats she copied off of Christina and Jennifer Lopez?

Britney Shopping

First you see the bra then you don't. I noticed that the first time I saw the pictures - which I would assume she wants since who wears a hot pink bra if they don't want it to be seen? I mean, seriously, this girl is the most tackiest dresser ever!

Britney in Soho

I like the long brown hair. Only, this isn't her real hair. Notice above the length of her real hair? She wears hair extensions even out-and-about. Sad, does the girl not like anything natural about herself?

Britney and TJ Martell NTC June 2

Don't like the dress, her hair is long again (it grows fast!?) and blonde hair - deja vu much? So much for the "New and Improved Britney." I don't know why she ditched the brown hair already, maybe she was finally getting taken seriously and couldn't handle it? Hehe. She looks really uncomfortable too, with the face smiles.

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BRITNEY QUOTE

Britney: "England has got to be my favourite-ist place when I'm on tour."

Gosh, she speaks so elegantly. I don't know why she even talks anymore. No one cares what she has to say. (By the way, I love English accents, anyone else with me?)

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NAIVE CHILD

Her childhood pictures are so innocent looking! It really makes you wonder what went wrong.

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GRADE HER

final grade: 3.4

several responses-

››— Umm...I'd give this outfit a 3, (I would personally never wear it, that green is horrid!) And is it just me, or is the way she is leaning make her look bloated or something? It is nasty! Oh, and I LOVE the "I'm getting all into it even though I'm lip-syncing" face...priceless isn't it? The dress altogether is just...not good.

››— 10-the dress is amazing and though it doesn't fit her as well as it probably should I'd definitely wear that. It's very sexy but not too revealing!

››— 1! The dress is plain UGLY, not to mention her body looks like it's going to break! Is that the skeleton of Britney?!

››— I give it a five. Only because 1) i wouldn't wear it and two) i hate dresses, but it does look good on her.

››— 7 - i think its actually a really pretty dress, and i love the color, but it's a little too short. and i would never acutally wear it, because i wouldn't have anywhere to where it.

››— 6- I like the design, it's sexy, but not too revealing. But the colors, especially the random black splotches, are gross.

››— She looks chunky and thick around the stomach area.. although the color is nice, the dress itself does nothing for her. She looks almost like she is pregnant.

››— I'd give it about a 5. Its not too incredibly ugly- and the cut isn't super revealing either. Its ok- I just don't like the bottom part near the legs- how it veers upwards....

››— 1. okay, either she just jumped into a vat of slime or she is the Incredible Hulk... that is horendous. also, is it just me, or are her legs way more tan than the rest of her body... lol look at them, they are crazy dark.

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OOPS, SHE DID IT AGAIN


Braless- Just a couple times when a bra would have been helpful. Girls remember, bras are your friends! (By the way, notice the different sizes? Implants back at that Kid's Choice Awards? You decide!)

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SITE REVIEW

SITE LINK: Magic Morgiez
GRADE LAYOUT: 3 / 10
GRADE CONTENT: 3.5/ 10
MY REVIEW: Another poorly constructed hate site, but it's something. The main layout is cute, but each page goes into the same page, forcing you to go "back" each time unless you open them in their own window. Nothing too original, mostly comments on pictures and opinions.

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