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Britney Goes Wild for Older Man
Britney Spears has tried smoking, drinking, bad boys and late nights in her
attempts to reinvent herself. Now, it seems, she is trying older men. The
21-year-old singer has been enjoying the company of a multi-millionaire businessman
15 years her senior. She made no secret of her affection for Phil Maloof,
36, as they shared a candlelit dinner at a Las Vegas restaurant.
#1 Is there proof of this? Not yet. But it really wouldn't surprised me she'd date a millionaire, despite his age. Can we say Anna Nicole Smith? Her crap about dating someone that works at McDonalds is ridiculous. She needs money, so she dates others to get attention and to increase her bank account. She won't "retire" from the music business until she gets every penny she possibly can from her fans - merchandise, CDS, movies, commercials, etc...
Carson Daly Disses Britney On 'Last Call'
Carson Daly's show 'last call' on NBC had on Neil Patrick Harris as a guest
a couple of nights ago.
Carson asked Neil if he gets embarrassed when people see him in bars and call him "doogie howser" from that TV show he used to be on in the early 90s and Neil said he doesn't really bother him that much.
Then Carson said, "Yeah, well I have it MUCH worse than you, I mean look what I do for a living, I have to show Britney Spears videos all day, how embarrassing is that!" Everyone started laughing and then he said he gets so much shit from his friends about that.
#1 Can I just say, duh! Carson has said before that he's not a fan of pop but that he'd never be rude to them. It's his job to be nice, he'd fired if he dissed her while she was there! But he's finally able to actually express his feelings on her, bravo!
Britney, sis zip in to ZaZa
Britney hit Dallas last weekend with her mom, dad and sister for work and
R&R. But like everything in the pop star's world, the visit had a corporate
sponsor. Samsung brought her in to appear at the Samsung/RadioShack 500 on
Sunday at the Texas Motor Speedway.
The Spears family took 15 rooms at the Hotel ZaZa, where they celebrated the 12th birthday of Britney's kid sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, who stars in the Nickelodeon TV show All That. Those who saw Britney's movie, Crossroads, might know Jamie Lynn from her role as the young Britney.
#1 Wowie- the big 1-2! She must be feeling old, probably got her hair re-dyed, hate to let those roots show! I'm not really understand why they needed 15 rooms though. Anyone want to take some guesses on what they did with all those rooms?
#2 Jamie Lynn isn't just on All That, nah, she stars in it! Yeah I remember her in Crossroads. They use Britney's sister and one of her male dancers. Are they trying to save money on cutting back talented actors? Her movie is a pure joke.
#3 Samsung?! Damn! I just bought a camcorder with that brand! Sheesh, in NO way was I supporting her! Let that be known, lol.
Madonna Criticizes Britney, Christina and Pink
Popdirt.com: In an interview with Q magazine, Madonna criticized her younger
peers Pink, Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears. "I'm not saying those
girls can't grow into something, but I really don't know where we're going
with the world," Madonna said. "Everything's so homogenized.
#1 Didn't Madonna wear several shirts with Britney's name and/or face on it? I can't stand Madonna in general, but she's acting like a hypocrite if she kisses ass one day and disses them the next. Not to mention Christina has soo much more talent and creativity then Madonna ever will. Sex is never a new thing, don't try and convince me Madonna started the trend.
Britney Fires Publicist Lisa Kasteler
Source: NY Daily News
If you believe what you read, you likely think pop princess Britney Spears' career has been speared at age 21. But a few weeks back with uncharacteristic stealth Spears spiked her longtime Hollywood PR woman and signed with a New York damage-control specialist, who is getting her back on track.
She needed the help. Her record sales began slumping, her film debut, "Crossroads," was no blockbuster, her romance with 'N Sync hottie Justin Timberlake fizzled and her parents split all within four months last spring. Next, she walked off a stage cursing in Mexico, pulled the plug on a tour, announced she was taking a six-month vacation and bailed out of an ill-fated restaurant venture. Then came reports of sex romps with Limp Bizkit bad boy Fred Durst, nipple-piercing and cocaine abuse.
Dan Klores actually began working for Spears alongside Hollywood flack Lisa Kasteler in December. He must have done well because Spears fired Kasteler last month. Kasteler didn't return a call for comment.
Now, Klores is invading Kasteler's turf. At a screening last week of the raw and poignant Showtime movie he co-directed, "The Boys of 2nd Street Park," about some childhood pals, Klores revealed he's in talks to direct a second film. Maybe there'll be a part for Britney.
#1 Britney fired her publicity? Why? Because she knows people are bored of the image she helps to create for Britney? What image will Britney go for next? There's nothing much around that hasn't been done. The girl needs to give it up. She can't sing, and touching yourself is in no ways considered dancing. She has millions of dollars already, why doesn't she just stop already and let talent leak into the music industry for once?!
#2 I hate it when people blame others for their failures. Why can't people take responsibility for their own actions?!

Seriously, this is a real model's body. Would ANY of you want that body? Honestly? In my opinion, anyone who finds a body like this sexy is disgusting. She looks like a corpse! So of course I had to manipulate it to make it look like Britney. Because that is where she's taking her body. Dying to be thin. An old, over-use pun but it's true.



In Glamour, Britney responds to the rumor about Fred, "We worked together on three songs. He's a great guy. And he's said some amazing things about me. But um, I think he leaped in too deep, too quick. And I'm not 'there'. I just want to have a good time. We're great friends, he's a really sweet guy."
Glamour: Was there
anything romantic there?
Britney: I think him for me, but not me for him.
- what's your take on this Fred rumor? -
She's an idiot! She did sleep with him, all she does it beat around the bush, all the time. She never confronts the situation. She think she'll be better than X-tina by doing it with him and then saying "he got no nookie" she isn't X-tina. She has no self-respect.
I think what Fred is saying is true. It's just the sort of thing Britney does. Screws the guy, then acts like she doesn't know him. I mean, they were in the same clubs and "just happen" to leave at the same times. I think she did screw him. I feel kinda sorry for Fred cause 1st, his reputation or "credibility" is ruined and 2nd, it seems like he keeps talkin bout it, but they keep askin him... and it makes him look very obsessed. I feel bad for him.
This is one big joke. They both want more attention, so they're trying to
create it.
Fred durst has said that he got with christina before and then later admitted he didn't. Now he's saying it about britney. so I don't know who to believe. Both are liars. After reading that article on her though.. about what Fred said. I'm not so sure I should have ended slutty spears!
I think its so childish. They both need to grow up and move the hell on. No one will know the truth but them.. so why sit there and tell so many damn stories. I think I've heard about 5 different ones from each of them.
She is such a lying whore. She has lied about dating Justin before and lied about a whole lotta other things. I think Fred can do WAY better than her. Psh, I think ANYONE can do better than her.
Notice that Britney's answers are vague and never define exactly what she means. Furthering the sex claims because she never out right denied it. They did sleep together, he did think that it was of a romantic nature and she was just trying to get hers. She was just having fun. Britney a virgin? Yeah right. Do I truthfully care? Hell no.
Its probably true, or he could just be saying this to put himself back in the spotlight since Limp Bizkit has been on a permanent hiatus lately, cuz he said some of the same shyt bout Christina, so who really knows the truth? Fred n Brit and that's it.
I'm very suspicious of Fred's supposed "flings." Why does EVERYONE deny going out with him? Examples: Britney, Christina and Pink. I mean, they can't be that ashamed of him, lol. I think he makes it up to keep his name in the papers. Limp hasn't had any new material over two years and this is a way of making sure people haven't forgotten about him. I think he's full of crap.
Jessica Alba
"Music videos these days are so 'hoochie' and girls in bikinis shaking
their ass. Or it's like Britney Spears-type girls, who- she's a very talented
girl and she works, I'm sure, very hard at what she does - but she's just
sex. It's all sex. And there's no real dance to it."
I only disagree with the talented part. I don't doubt she works hard learning
"dance" moves and repeating the lyrics so she can lip-synch okay
(although she stills makes a lot of mistakes but her fans don't care; they
want the image just as much as Britney is willing to provide it). I'm sure
she does a lot of interviews and stuff she'd rather not do (like smile and
sign autographs for fans...) But hell no does that make her talented! Talent
doesn't consist of shedding your clothes along with your morals to be a celebrity.
Money is wonderful and all but it's takes a pretty insecure person to sell
herself like Britney does.

"I am going to definitely sing someday. So when I do start singing, buy
my album!" Jamie Lynn
Isn't she priceless? She's got the ego to match her's sisters! She's REALLY trying hard to be Britney. I've seen her twice on 'All That.' The first time (it was a random scene), she was absolutely terrible. I mean, she was JUST like Britney with her acting skills! The second time, she was a lot better. This one was a scene with Britney (I will have caps of it in a later issue). Britney sucked. Seriously, sucked. She was grinning and it was obvious she can't act in general and she certainly can't act with her sister. But Jamie Lynn was more serious. No way am I saying she's a brillant 12 year old actress, but she's not as bad as Britney... at times. But she's going with image already- notice the blonde hair? Yup, following in her sister's shoes with artifical looks... as for her CD, if she did put out a CD, my thoughts are that is will sell okay if people still like Britney. Otherwise, it will bomb.
Britney's G.G. Tea Commercial #1
She always does the same thing. How tired are we of her dancing around in
tight clothes? Seriously, she needs to be creative with her commercials or
it's just a faster way of people to get bored of her and her image. This one
focuses a lot of her body - mainly her butt, thighs and stomach..
Britney's G.G. Tea Commercial #2
Same thing idea, different tight clothes.. This one focuses a lot on her breasts...
Britney Japan Gold Disc Awards
I have no idea what she won, but I'm sure she doesn't deserve it. There's
a lot of pictures from this and you basically know what she's saying by each
picture - she uses the same obvious facial expressions over and over... she's
been taught very well what to say at what times. Too bad none of it is actually
how she feels.
'Britney Gets A Grip' - March 11th
Am I the only one who thinks that dress is so unflattering and ugly? Yeah,
she's finally wearing something that isn't tight, but it looks like an old
granny dress (so offense to the Grandma's of the world! lol). The last picture
makes her butt look JLo style and we all know her body is like a child, not
a woman. Plus, she kept pulling it up - that's a sign that you shouldn't be
wearing it if it doesn't stay up on you! The girl has no fashion sense!
Fashion in LA

I'm amused that she attended a FASHION show looking like crap! Her hair looked
terribly bleached, her outfit is okay, I suppose, too ugly for my taste but
whatever... Plus, she's chewing gum and looking very unlady like. By the way,
who's the creepy man she's talking to? And why is she looking right at the
camera while she whispers to him? He looks like he should be working at a
McDonalds not be at a fashion show.
Random Pictures

These are just random candid pictures of her out with her bodyguard, Rob. Very flattering, no?

People Magazine 2003
The captain reads - Finding herself at loose ends in Los Angeles, Britney
Spears showed off the latest in padded-seat fashion. The pop princess is currently
working on her next (as yet untitled) album, due this October... I find
it amusing they finally connected Britney with a padded butt. She magically
has a JLo butt at one appearance and it's gone the next and yet her fans "love
her curves" that don't even exist in the flesh.
Random Green Dress Pictures
Another fashion no-no. Does she even look in the mirror at these outfits?
The hair is nice, even though it can't be her own because she cut her hair
a little while ago and these are new pictures... The hair and glasses are
okay, her hair looks fleshy bleached.
LA headed to Texas for Nascar weekend

Smoking.... again. The first picture, her face looks so old. The girl is only
21 and her face looks mid-30s! If any of you are smokers, this is reason enough
to quit! Unless you want to look like a grandma before age 40, stop putting
that crap into your systems and others around you (especially since second-hand
smoke can actually be more deadly than first-hand smoke!). Sorry for the PSA,
I'm done now... She's definitely not hiding the fact she smokes anymore, but
she's doing it more and more and this is on her BREAK - where's the stress
there?!
Poolside Pictures in Las Vegas
Skin cancer and lung cancer together, how smart. The bathing suit is really
cute, but do I even have to start about her? Airbrushing does wonders, especially
for her. Her face is getting really old looking, she really should stop smoking
and sun tanning so much, she's going to look so old in a couple years! Look
below for a before and after picture done by professionals:

"I think it is really silly for people to try and be sexy and fake, I am sexy because I am natural, I don't wear a lot of make up and I am real I think people who try too hard to be sexy are not sexy they are just fake." - Britney
First off, the quote is extremely redundant. Stupid people say stupid things... I guess that is pretty self-explanatory. Secondly, I think she's getting herself confused with any other female out there. She's the epitome of fake! She wears fake boobs, butt, and hair. She exposes her childish body for fans (mainly males) and she wears a lot of make-up (which she needs because her skin is not at all as clear as it appears in magazines). She's defining herself without even realizing it!

Hahaha, I'm sorry but why would you dress your child like that? She's no southern belle, she's proved that MANY times now!

final grade: 1.7
several responses-
1 - it just looks bizarre. how did she even fit into it? she's just trying to show off her "body" and get attention. i always said it looked like a red catwoman ripoff suit.
Well, I must give her at least a 6 for covering herself up... who knew that it was the first and last time we'd see that? But since it's the ugliest thing I've ever seen her wear, it stays at 6... heh.
Ugh...no...not....again! I give that outfit a 1! I read in a magazine that she put fake boobs in the suit...yeah right! I bet she is lying about that to cover up rumors. But who would wear that hideous thing. Of course, Britney would.
I just don't think she is pretty in any outfit, but this one is just stupid and the video was stupid. The song was stupid. I would not wear that, everyone I know would laugh. Its a stupid outfit. Plus it showed way more than I ever wanted to see of Brit. Her hair is ugly and the makeup is horrid. Nothing pretty or natural. That describes Brit.
1. She looks like a blond cherry flavored condom.. TiGHT RUBBER ALFiT,OOh
shes not a slut at ALL.. [note tha sarcasm]
3 because her cameltoe shows, no one wants to see her nasty no panty wearing crotch. Eww that's just nasty. And the suit is highwater. And eww, did anyone hear her say that sweat was flying out of the sleeves when she was filming the video, so she had to put powder all over her body? Don't you think that was an overshare? Yuck!
1 ... why would ANYONE where that? even in a music video, I just don't understand... I mean, a lot of times i'd let celebrities slide bcuz, suuuuure they're celebrities & they can do stuff like that, & in music videos ya know... but not this time! its just stupid... & plain... & it looks ridiculous. i dont like it @ all!
2 - ew i could never wear that. everything about that picture is gross. the makeup, the hair, the costume.. i think i might barf if i have to be reminded of that video and outfit again.
1 Ok, this outfit is a weird one...you could NEVER wear this in public...well, unless you wanted strange looks from people...and it's all red which isn't flattering either...and I remember a stylist on mtv or something saying in the video how the outfit made her look "stumpy" and I agree...stumpy describes this outfit in one word....hehe



No JLo Ass- yes, this is an odd oops idea but have you ever noticed her butt jumps from 8-year-old girl to jlo to old granny all the time? Does she use butt padding or something? (check out the pics for more on that! lol) I just think it's abnormal for her butt to change so much. And don't tell me it's the just the outfit, because most of her clothes are tight enough to tell it's not loose fabric (she doesn't seem to like to leave anything "to the imagination")...

SITE LINK: Despise Slutney
GRADE LAYOUT: 2 / 10
GRADE CONTENT: 5 / 10
MY REVIEW: The layout (as you can see) is really bad. You need to scroll all the way to the bottom for the menu but some of the humor and her opinions are nice to read. She includes a variety of info, humor and pictures. Not one of the best, but there aren't a lot of anti-britney sites out there that are new and regularly updated so we can take what we can get, lol. It's not bad, but it's no college-educated site either.