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Oops! Britney lit it again

LIFE’S a drag for pop princess Britney Spears — as she is caught having a crafty smoke again.

Britney, 21, has made millions from her squeaky clean image but lit up twice during a shopping trip in LA.

An onlooker said: “She was puffing away. It looked like she has a bit of a habit.”

The star, who had a hit with Oops! I Did It Again, was also seen with a cigarette in her hand at a party last August.

#1 This really shouldn't surprise anyone. The picture is in the pictures.


Britney no sweet innocent thing, says ex-lover
Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst said Britney Spears wore a see-through shirt to seduce him on their first night together. The tattooed rocker said his affair with the Princess of Pop began when he sent her a love letter as they collaborated on some songs. Spears left the Los Angeles recording studio and returned several hours later wearing a transparent blouse “with no bra,” he told New York DJ Howard Stern. “She’s definitely not the sweet, innocent little thing.”

#1 This is ridiculous. Why is Fred going on and on about this? He's only making an ass of himself with his obsession! I don't feel sorry for Britney since she's getting plenty of PR for this.
#2 I don't doubt she would do what he says (look below for more details) but not for him. She wants to have what everyone else wants so her life seems "perfect" - aka Justin Timberlake. Fred isn't on the list.


My Wild Sex With Britney SUN EXCLUSIVE
By LIMP BIZKIT'S FRED DURST

LIMP BIZKIT frontman FRED DURST has boasted how he had rampant sex with BRITNEY SPEARS after she wore a see-through blouse to seduce him.

In an incredibly frank outburst, the foul-mouthed singer says he bedded the pop princess in a steamy session at her Hollywood Hills mansion.

He said she had been "forward and aggressive" in bed and also hinted that she was a natural blonde.

The rocker also claimed the sex was so wild they didn't bother with protection.

Durst insisted that Britney has a better body than his ex- girlfriend, former Baywatch babe CARMEN ELECTRA.

He said: "I like soft, thick, nice and curvy - like Britney. Carmen is toned, lean and mean."

Asked whether Britney's boobs were fake, as has been rumoured, Durst replied: "They are real."

The rocker's revelations will stun fans of Britney, 21. She is a strict Baptist who always said she didn't believe in sex before marriage.

But Fred says she lost her World's Most Famous Virgin title some time ago, and claims her relationship with JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE was NOT platonic.

Fred said: "Britney definitely has a thing for bad boys. She talked about being a virgin but she was doing Justin for sure.

"Britney definitely parties too much. She drinks, she smokes too many cigarettes.

"She's going to have to chill."

Durst spent a few days holed up in Britney's LA home after they had worked together on new tracks for her next album.

He said Britney came to his LA recording studio and hung out with him for two days.

Yesterday, Durst said: "On the second night, as she was leaving, I gave her this letter I wrote saying she was really sweet and cool.

"She came back at 3am wearing a see-through blouse and I could see her nipples.

"We went back to her home in the Hollywood Hills, and there were some of her family and friends there.

"We went off to a private room - and we were just doing our thing. She was wearing low-rider panties."

He added: "She was very forward and aggressive".

Britney later denied having any relationship with the Nu Metal star - insisting she barely knew him.

But Durst claimed their relationship and the sex went on for "a little while".

Furious Fred decided to set the record straight after initially telling fans about their romance on his official website.

Durst said: "I would not be doing this kiss and tell if Britney had been honest.

"She's a sweet girl. But she's too immature - I don't know what she's worried about."

He said: "It's unbelievable the cr*p she has been talking."

Britney will be livid with Durst's revelations - especially coming at a time when she is doing her best to play down her wildchild reputation.

Last week The Sun revealed how the singer was heading for the law courts over false claims in a US magazine that she had snorted cocaine in a nightclub.

And she was recently photographed kissing bad boy Daredevil star COLIN FARRELL at a film premiere.

But Durst was unrepentant when quizzed about his fling - and then claimed the pair had not used a condom.

Angry with Britney's denial that she and Durst had ever been an item, the star penned a song about her for Limp Bizkit's new album Bipolar, calling her a "whore" and a "*****".

And he says he's written another song in which he names Spears and describes how the "Limp man" had sex with her, adding that it is "the truth".

He claims he also called her record label and refused to allow her to use the three songs he'd given her.

But, he added: "Then I read that she's dumped my songs."

Asked who his next famous conquest will be after Britney and Carmen, he said: "I don't want to jinx it.

 

Unofficial - Britney's Next CD
I SAID
B. Spears
BMG/Jive

1.Sacred
2.I Said
3.More Than You Know (featuring Timbaland)
4.With Another Girl
5.Cuz U're Lookin' So Good (feat. Pharrell Williams)
6.Brand Nu
7.The Way I Feel
8.Free
9.It's Funny Now
10.I Don't Want You
11.Nothing
12.You Thought Wong
13.Funk It Up
14.Take Ya Home
15.Baby Can't You See
16.Weakness

Producers:
The Neptunes (Tracks 5, 10, 14, 15)
Timbaland (Track 3)
Rodney Jerkins (Tracks 2, 6, 13)
Fred Durst (Track 11)
William Orbit (Tracks 4, 9, 12)
Guy Chambers (Track 1)
Guy Chambers & Cathy Dennis (Track 8)
Babyface (Tracks 7)
Dan Kenney (Track 16)

#1 Notice the song titles?! None of them sound mature. They sound like the same pop crap she's been producing! "Funk it Up" sounds like one of her favorite new shirts (check out the "oops" column).... and others sound like they could be referring to Justin: #3, 4, 8, 12

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MAKE OVER

proof fame has gone to her head?

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BANNERS

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OPINIONATED

What do you think Britney is going to do when she's back from her break, to re-invent herself?

I'm thinkin she'll pose nude, because she knows that Christina has been getting all the attention and unless she does worse she won't get attention because she knows her voice sucks. Plus, she most likely doesn't give a crap about music but the money, so therefore she knows that since the only thing she has going for her is sex, so that's what she'll sell.

I think she'll be just as much of a whore! She's so ew!!! Gross....I dunno I think she'll keep doing what she's known to do...wait what is that? Sleep with every guy on the corner? oh yeah that's it

try to go rock..or more "edge"..like rip off xtina or something. She's already gone "all out" so many times, she's stuck. I say she just stays in kentwood and sticks to prostitution.

I think she's going to stop singing and acting and become normal because she will realize that she doesn't know how to sing, dance or act.

Maybe she'll admit that she isn't a virgin... to get respect.... right.

I think she might show more then she does now, if that's possible. I mean I watched that TRl award thing and she kept pushing her skirt down. AND tell me why you would wear that kinda crap in the winter.. matter of fact IN A BLIZZARD. gross. cover up. You don't need to show off your body every chance you get your hands on. She proves that IMAGE SELLS.

turn into a man. rofl.

Lose more clothing.

One phrase comes to mind to sum up Britney's motto "Less is more " She is going to shed as much clothes as possible .. that's just Britney.

She's gonna try to beat x-tina..so I'm guessing she's gonna try to be more of a slut then x-tina looks in her new vid. So its obvious shes gonna come out looking like a major SLUT cuz she always does.

maybe show more because she see's how much attention christina is getting and she always wants to be in the spotlight

she'll prob. try to be someone she isnt, even more.. examples, getting bigger boobie implants, getting more lypo, and her hair just happens to grow 5 inches longer, and is magically blonder..

I think she'll just look to see who's at the top of the charts and copy off of her. It would be hilarious to see her whip out an instrument and try to pose a singer/ songwriter

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OTHERS TALK OF BRITNEY

Iann Robinson
"[Britney Spears] In her videos she's hot as the sun, but in person, she's not that pretty."

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PICTURES

Britney Drives Thru In-N-Out Burger

#1 She's pouting... why? What could be possibly be pouting about?
#2 I believe she's lighting up a cigarette but the picture isn't good quality so I'm not sure. But look below and look at the news....
#3 Anyone notice how she talks on the phone? It's going to be a "oops" column soon because she looks like a dumb*** each time she's on the phone... be lookin' for it :)


Oops! Britney lit it again

#1 Wow, she looks really old! This is a fairly good quality picture so you can see how old her face looks... and I'm sure she smells bad with her nasty teeth too (of course she probably has them whiten each week to prevent her smoking habits from showing). Smoking is a bad habit. She's got a lot of money yet no class.

Britney Spears shops on February 27, 2003

#1 I'm sorry but this outfit is really ugly! The boots, the plaid shirt & the black shirt makes her look like a prostitute on the job (sorry to anyone who likes the outfit). The shirt isn't bad by itself, but with the rest of the outfit (esp. the boots) and the hair, nasty! The girl needs airbrushing to look decent!


Britney Spears Shopping With Friends

#1 I adore the hat! I hate that she's started wearing those hats. JLo & Christina wore them way before her and they look great. Now she stole the trend. The glasses are okay.. Notice she's wearing a cross? I'm sure it means nothing to her. It's actually fairly thick, anyone seen Cruel Intentions? With Sarah Michelle's Gellar character using her cross necklace as a way to hide her drugs!? I don't know but it reminded me of that. A cross necklace does not fit on Britney.


Britney Spears shops more on February 27, 2003

#1 Again, nasty hair!! Is she trying to start a "don't wash or brush your hair" trend? Cause it's not going to work.
#2 The glasses are cute. The outfit is simple but the pants are a little low, you can see her thong (of course she doesn't care)..
#3 A perfect view of her tattoo that, at first, she tried to say was fake in an interview.

Britney in Heat Magazine March


#1 Haha. This was a interesting little article. Britney is being snotty towards the older woman. She's pouting in the last pic. lol
#2 Notice the, "Move it, Grandma!" ?? Yeah, I'm sure older, mature women just loooove Britney. (using sarcasm, of course!)

Britney At the Cancer Rally With Sister Jamie Lynn


#1 This really annoys me. Britney is now a known smoker, possibly a heavy smoker - on her break! So we know it's not cause she's stressed. And she has the NERVE to go to a cancer rally where I'm sure people who lost loved ones to cancer are at, and she's being a insensitive dumb*** and smoking?!? #2 Her whole family is there. Isn't that sweet? Jamie Lynn is trying so hard to look like a britney mini-me. It's creepy. She's got the dyed hair at age 11.
#3 As for Britney's outfit, such an improvement! A simple white blouse and jeans. She combed her hair finally. Her skin looks bad though. Maybe it's the smoking, maybe it's all the make-up she uses, or the amount of sun she gets, but her skin is terrible.

Britney At Positive Eyeons


#1 First off, why would ANYONE want Britney around their baby? I just find that weird. She interacts well with people when she knows she's on camera... as opposed to the Grandma" pics up top.
#2 The second column, she's trying on glasses which she ends up having on later so I hope she actually paid for them and didn't just walk out with them. I don't like her pose for the camera with the glasses. It's annoying.
#3 The last picture is one of her weird "on the phone" looks. She has that same pose in several other pictures. Anyone curious what they are talking about?


Britney Out and About


#1 I don't need to repeat myself, but I will -Unwashed, uncombed, & nasty! Her outfit is really odd. The pants are beyond ugly! #2 The first bottom picture - anyone else notice the weird angle her body is in? It looks like she's pushing out her chest or pushing back her butt. Odd.

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BRITNEY QUOTE

"I wanted girls to go and see the movie and be inspired." (about "Crossroads")

Is she joking? What could they possibly be inspirired over? ...the fact you can suck at everything and still go far?

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INNOCENT CHILD

"Future" Mouseketer - does that mean she wasn't one at the time? She must be sucking up... that was her big plans at the time.

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GRADE HER

final grade: 4.5

several responses-

››— 1 -- Man, that's like a disgrace to America. What's with her hair?? The shirt, if you must call it that, looks incredibly uncomfortable as do the pants. I wouldn't wear that, ever. It also looks pretty boring, the part that does have any color other than red is barely on her.

››— 6. The pants are really cute, but the shirt looks almost like hard plastic, and it doesn't cover enough.

››— 9 - Even though I would never wear them together because that's a little too much, she's famous and celebrities can wear stuff like that. They look really cute together and I love her hair. I think I used to have pants like that and I would probably wear the shirt to a concert or something, or just be cool to have. I think it really blends well together.

››— It would be cute if I didn't know she was such a skank... It's sad that this is one of the least-revealing outfits I've ever seen her in. I'd give it a 7.

››— 9..VERY cute.. VERY patriotic.. I'm loving the shirt.. and the colors are soo cute

››— I give this outfit about a 3 cause, yeah, ok, she is actually covering herself with the pants, but they are red, leather, and tacky looking...so yuck....the shirt is just stupid...yea, we know you live in America...(great for us..) but you don't have to wear what looks like a washcloth with a flag print on it...now aren't we all proud to be Americans after seeing this? Suuurreeee

››— I give that outfit a 1. I'm glad she wanted to show her American pride and stuff but the pants are gross, they're all shiny, and the top, omg the top is so horrible. Its shape is weird and it looks more like the Puerto Rican flag than the American flag.

››— she gets a 3 i mean she is giving America girls a bad name,no wonder the rest of the world thinks all American Women are sluts.

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OOPS, SHE DID IT AGAIN

Inappropriate shirts - these are part of her split personality... Her "I'm a good girl" trying to "express herself" but when asked about it, denies she did anything wrong. I personally think the F word is used only to show how "bad" you are, aka "a rebel." She doesn't say the word (besides that one time when she didn't know her mic was on), but she likes to be associated with it. As for the pepsi pun with "sexsi" - you know she didn't think of that. Besides the fact she's anything but sexy/sexsi, especially when she wore the shirt, I think it's stupid to be associated with image/looks with all her shirts - sexy/sexsi is pure looks and f*ck is a term used for "doing the nasty."

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SITE REVIEW

SITE LINK: Carrielle/Britneyhome
GRADE LAYOUT: 3/ 10
GRADE CONTENT: 5 / 10
MY REVIEW: The layout is really bright pink and kind of ugly, but the content is pretty good. She gives some good media scandals, reasons for disliking Britney, hatemail, quotes, etc. Nothing too original but a quick (bored?) site to check out.

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