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NEWS HEADLINES

Britney Voted Second Best Dressed At VMAs, Lost To Aguilera
The latest poll asking which female pop star was best dressed at the MTV Video Music Awards had a huge response, with fans choosing Christina Aguilera's racy outfit as the best, closely followed by Britney Spears in her black dominatrix outfit. The voting came down to the wire, with 31.6% of 6,135 total respondents voted for Aguilera, followed by 28.46% for Spears.

Justin's Family Happy About Britney Break-Up
According to Justin Timberlake's grandmother Sadie Bomar, the family is happy the *NSYNC star is no longer dating Britney Spears. "We are delighted they aren’t dating any more," Bomar said. "The break-up has been good for him. He has been able to do a lot of song writing. Britney was a distraction."

Britney Spears Exits VMAs During Justin's Performance
Wondering why you didn't see any camera shots of Britney Spears while her former *NSYNC boyfriend Justin Timberlake did his debut solo performance at the MTV Video Music Awards on Thursday? Fox News reports the singer was ushered out of the Radio City Music Hall during Timberlake's performance by her handlers, despite her repeated comments of how she was looking forward to it, precisely because she didn't want to be taped watching Justin on stage dancing with new gal pal Jenna Dewan.

Britney Spears Seeks John Damon To Revamp Nyla
The New York Daily News reports Britney Spears has wooed spats-wearing impresario John Damon to help revamp her restaurant Nyla. Spears plans to throw her 21st birthday bash there in December.

11-Year-Old Singing Phenom Doesn't Like Britney
Stuart Derdeyn of The Vancouver Province spoke with 11-year-old Skaad Gaa Naay Elementary student Carsen Gray who made her Vancouver club debut at Rossini's in Gastown on Tuesday (August 13). Seventy-year-old local music legend Bobby Taylor said her performance was reminded of a talented kid he discovered in the '60s: Michael Jackson. "Like him, she's got the talent to go all the way," he said. "Her voice is exceptional, she never misses a note." Carsen called Britney Spears is a great dancer who then started to sing. "I don't like her because she lip-syncs," she said. "Oh, that sounds like I hate her. I don't, really."

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MAKE OVER

britney as...


.....her brother

......her mother

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ASK BRITNEY (humor)

Dear Britney,
Umm your touching your sisters butt in a picture of the Teen Choice Awards. That's dirty.

Lordy, she's my little sister! There's, like, nothing 'dirty' about touching her! My mom has always, ya know, taught us to be loving and, ya know, show how much we care for each other or whatever and like, I was just showing her that she, ya know, did a really good job! When I first presented at an Award show, I was totally scared and, ya know, didn't have any family up there with me, so I was just, y a know, letting her know that I was proud of her! Lordy, I think you have some kind of, like, problem sharing your feelings or something if you, ya know, have a problem with that!


Dear Britney,
Will you suck me?

Lordy, ew, no! Perv! Some of my fans so, like, totally gross!


Dear Britney,
My friend went to your new show and she said you sang those three new songs about Justin and you breaking up.'I read the lyrics and I want to know why you' would say "I need you to live with me"you're saying a girl can't live without a man taking care of her, why would you give young girls that thought?

Oh my God! Those songs are totally not about Justin! Lordy, I respect him, ya know, too much to sing anything bad or insulting to him! Like, don't read into things before, like, you know the truth! And HELLO, they are just, ya know, songs. I may sing to a guy that I like, in the song, but that totally doesn't mean that I can't live without him or whatever! Kids totally know that, like, they are just songs or whatever and not to take them serious.Lordy, I've sung songs like "Born To Make You Happy" and "Slave 4 U" and they all totally realize that they are just songs to dance to and have fun with and not to, ya know, live by or whatever.

Dear Britney,
IS IT THAT HARD TO KEEP YOUR LEGS CLOSED?

*confused* Uh, no. Like, why are you asking me that?

Dear Britney,
I just wanted to say that I'm a huge fan and that I'm really glad you are taking a little break! You're been working so hard you totally deserve I but we'll miss you!

AWW, thanks! It's okay if you're huge though, God loves y ou anyway! Thanks for your sweet comment, totally love my fans , ya know?! Anyway, you, like, didn't have a question ya know, so like, this answer is pointless or whatever!

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BANNERS

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OTHERS TALK OF BRITNEY

Jay Leno was talking about how in Minnesota a strip club is going to have a teen night, and boys are allowed to go but can't drink... so Jay said, "the boys replied its ok we see more at a Britney Spears concert, but at the strip club we think the music is better."

LOL I love Jay Leno.. He always has such great jokes about Brit ;D

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PICTURES

With Mother West Hollywood 9-10-02

 

some 'before' and 'after pictures of brit:

>> Amazing how her dresses changed over a couple years.
>> Same pose, yet she has more of a figure when she was younger. Am I the only one who thinks her body is extremely disgusting?
>> Wow, pigtails to wannabe porn. Hm.
>> She looked really innocent then. It's so scary how quickly fame changed her to a cheap ho.
>> Need I say anything?! HUGE change!
>> Barbies- directed towards kids yet she wants a mature fan base... where's the logic?
>> Seriously, why does she look like such a tramp now in the RECORDING studio?! She is obsessed with image if she feels the need to be trashy 24/7.
>> Ah, yes. Innocent, then snotty...
>> Natural to unbelievable fake.. who was the idiot who said change is good?!

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BRITNEY QUOTES

"You wanna be a good example for kids out there and not do something stupid. Kids have low self-esteem." - Britney

isn't that so sweet of her to care so much about her fans and children in general? I mean, obviously her music and image doesn't effect them or else she wouldn't 'sing' or dress/act the way she is.. then again, she's really only trying to help the younger generation while having fun. ugh.

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