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Britney Spears Disappoints Mexican Fans And Press
Birtney Spears did it again. The city of Mexico was anxiously awaiting the
arrival of the pop princess to their town and only to find that Ms. Spears
wasn't so happy to be amongst the Mexican people. The news broke out in the
newscast of Joaquin Lopez Doriga. The footage showed when Britney was arriving
in Mexico. While she is in her truck with her police escort, Britney is asked
to say hello to her loyal Mexican fans that were anxious to see their pop
idol in their town for the first time, but Ms. Spears did the total opposite.
After laughing a bit with her personal assistant Felicia Coulotta, she pretended
like she was going to wave at the camera but flicked it off instead. The Mexican
press is very upset on this issue, and there is even talk about people having
boycotts outside of the Estadio Azteca where her concert is to be held. One
of the most influencial reporters of Mexico Patricia Chapoy (the Mexican Barbara
Walters) was encouraging people to not attend the concert!
Britney Spears Wants To Battle Drug Traffic & Use
While Britney Spears refused to talk about her personal life at a press conference
in Mexico City Friday, she did say that in a future she would like to support
causes such as Greenpeace and programs battle to the use and sale of drugs.
Britney Spears' Dad Pulls Gun On Fans In Kentwood
Chris Rose of The Times-Picayune reports not so long ago, a visit to Britney
Spears' childhood home in Kentwood might net you an introduction to Britney's
Mom and a souvenir poster. But four fans from New Orleans got a much darker
greeting recently, as Spears' father Jamie, exiled by force. "I don't
know why, but I thought we'd kind of be welcomed if we showed up," said
Erica, one of the four girls, "I certainly didn't expect Britney Spears'
father to pull a gun on us."
Nyla Menu Sounds Good But Is Disappointing Upon Arrival
Restaurant critic Sarah Maserati of the National Review paid a visit to Britney
Spears' new restaurant Nyla, and declared, "Everything sounded good on
the menu but disappointed on arrival." Maserati added, "Caught between
the conflicting worlds of pop-star kitsch and Manhattan swank, Nyla ultimately
fails. Nyla will stay in business only if the tourist traffic keeps it afloat
(and if the food inspectors don't shut it down for poisoning diners). As Miss
Spears sings in her Rolling Stones cover, when it comes to eating at Nyla,
'I can't get no satisfaction.'"
Dear Britney,
Hi! I was just wondering if you have an eating disorder? And why you are always
shitty to your fans? And why you were chewing gum during one of your little
"before" the concert things? And why your ex has been seen mingle-ling
with 2 different women just months after your break-up? And why you stole
Enrique's song? I mean... If you were going to make a song about how Justin
left you, you could have at least made it original!!!
Lordy, you totally have a lot of questions so, like, I'll just, ya know, take them one at a time or whatever. I totally don't have an eating disorder. I feel so, ya know, bad for those people who do. I mean, like, exercise is a totally good way to lose way but, like, so many people are totally lazy and they do stupid, unhealthy things to their bodies and I think that's totally stupid! Like, if you want to lose weight, then exercise,like duh! My fans are totally, ya know, supportive o f me, or whatever, and I totally appreciate it but sometimes, ya know, I just don't feel well or I need to get some- place and I don't have time to autograph something, or ya know, pose for photos. Most of my fans understand that but, like, some think I don't appreciate them or whatever, but I totally do! It's just hard, ya know, to do so many different things for so many people at one time, ya know? Uh, I totally don't know what you mean about the gum-chewing thing! Is it, like, against the law to, ya know, chew gum or something? *giggles* *snorts* Justin is, ya know, allowed to hang out with whoever he wants to, ya know? I mean, we are still friends but it's not like he's marring them, ya know? I TOTALLY did not steal Enrique fans! My songs are, like, one hundred percent my own and I'm totally proud of them because, ya know, they came from my heart and I totally worked hard on them! And I never, ya know, said they were about how Justin left me! Lordy, we are still totally friends and, ya know, I don't know why you, like, think the songs are about Justin! Ya know, the lyrics just came to me, or whatever, so I put them to music. Gosh, I know my fans, like, have a lot of questions but I totally don't have the time for all of these, ya know so, like, please limit it to one question only!!
Dear Britney,
In your new video, "Boys" (the remix version), what was it like
bustin' a move with Austin Powers?
Oh my gosh! It was totally cool, ya know? I mean, he totally kept me laughing, like, the whole time and he's, ya know, a really neat guy!
Dear Britney,
I was just wondering, why do you smoke? It can kill you, ya know.
Lordy, I don't think, ya know, anyone should smoke but sometimes life is,
like, so hard and it's just calming to smoke, or whatever. I totally know
it's a bad habit and I'm totally going to quit but, like, hardly EVER do it
anyway (only when things get really bad) and, ya know, it's better than cutting
myself or whatever, ya know, so it's not a big deal.
"Britney Spears is FAKE with big boobs. That's all I've got say about her." - Zac Hanson
Crossroads - movies....
In the first ten minutes, this is when she plans on having sex to her friend so she doesn't have to go to college a virgin.Yes, she is mocked for being a virgin so she wants to lose it to someone she trusts but she doesn't end up doing it. It "doesn't feel right." Even after he read her the list of why they should. Corny scene, added only so she could prance around in her undies.
Dancing around to a Madonna song in her underwear and singing into a spoon. Her voice is very hoarsely, not attractive at all.
Wow, Brit's dream come true, she actually graduated ... oh wait, nope, Lucy did, not Brit. That guy next to her is the guy she plans on losing her virginity to because they are both virgins and have been lab partners for three years (yes, there is a short list or why they should do it that he reads to her).
Another part annoys me because it does not fit "Lucy's" character at all. Before this, she was wearing a normal outfit, including a white shirt that covered her whole upper body. They had to get "sexy" because they were at a bar and had to make money, but she's the only one that really went hoochie with her straight-A, good girl image. Plus, she danced around the poll. She added too many parts just to get her "sexy/hoochie" real-life image into the movie but did not fit her character AT ALL.
Ben shows them the sunset, all is right in the world. Lovey-dovey.
on the beach, she's looking over at Ben who's being all mysterious and "falling in love" with him. She has absolutely no curves to her body...
She finally meets her mom (a very bad introduction- "Hey mama,it's me..Lucy.") and she sees her mom has a whole new life with a new family. Later, you find out that her mom told her that Lucy was a "mistake" and that her father "made" her have a child. Who the hell would ever actually say that?!
"Lucy" is writing more poems into her journal while "Ben" is playing the guitar, more love connection, a little before they have sex.
This is near the end, when Me-me loses her baby and they are at the hospital. She called her dad and he went to pick her up. She's upset because he's very disappointed at her and wants her to come back and be a doctor even though her heart is in music (makes you want to gag, doesn't it?)
this is when she finally tells her dad not to make her "be like mama" and run away from him. She leaves him and runs into "Ben's" arms and kisses him.
Crossroads - behind the scenes....
Beach time with mom, sister and friends..
> brit has gone beyond her normal trasy look to a whole new look of trash... there must have been a breeze because she had to hold on to the shirt up top.. that's really gross. you can see her nipples too <gag> that doesn't show class. and FYI the white half shirt says "sexsi" on it [a pun on pepsi]... her mom needs to work out if she's gonna show that crap... looking for natural beauty? don't look to Brit...
Shopping with Cousin
- return to top menu --
"I hate when celebrities talk about how depressed they are."
- then a few paragraphs down -
"Sometimes, even when you are surrounded by so many people, you feel pretty lonely. I could relate to the song to a certain extent." (talk of 'Lucky')