COLUMNS:
Did Britney Spears Stage Collapse For Sympathy?
Rick 'Weasel' Fulton of the Scottish Daily Record is weighing in on the recent
reported collapse of Britney Spears, as well as Michael Jackson's charge of
racism against Sony Music chief Tommy Mottola. On Spears, Fulton suggested
the collapse was staged to bring publicity and sympathy, "She's not had
a No.1 in Britain for years. So she needs us back on her side. Madonna did
it by having babies. But Britney is supposedly a virgin without a boyfriend.
If she can't get positive publicity through a boyfriend or decent tunes, she
has to hit our sympathy bone."
Britney Flips Off Photographers In Mexico
Britney Spears arrived in Mexico on Tuesday for her concerts this weekend
in Mexico City. When she ran into reporters, Britney flipped off the cameras
after being asked in English by a reporter to say, "Hello" to her
Mexican fans. It was reported that she then looked at Felicia, her personal
assistant and they both started giggling.
she really loves her fans!! .... or not.
Dear Britney,
I was just wondering... Do you like being fat?
*gasp* WHAT?! Like, I totally have nothing against people who are, ya know, fat or whatever but I totally, like, take care of my body, ya know, and am NOT fat! My doctor even said, ya know, that I was in, like, perfect shape!
Dear Britney,
Why do you lie about everything that happens to you? Did you really get breast
implants? I'm sure you did. Be honest. Is that too much to ask of you? Stop
living up to the typical impressions of blondes..
Huh? I totally don't know what you are, ya know, talking about or whatever. I don't lie about anything in my life!My momma ya know totally taught me that honesty is the best policy and I have always, like listened to that advice! I totally did NOT get implants! Lordy, I'm totally happy with my body, I mean, like, I don't care what others do with their body but for me, how God made me is how I am suppose to be, ya know!? I'm a blonde because I, like, want to be, gosh! I don't know why you are, questioning what I do with my life when it totally has nothing to do with you! Lordy, you are totally being rude to blondes, making it seem like we can't have light hair without being some kind of bad person!
Dear Britney,
Are you angry about all of your slutty comments from people? Do you know who
they're from? Do you know who makes some of those comments? ME!
*confused* I totally don't know what you're, like, talking about. What are you, ya know, trying to ask me? I don't, ya know, read the bad comments/letters that may actually come to me. Fe, like, one of my best friends and assistant, throws them away or whatever because she said the people are acting totally immature and, ya know, are jealous or whatever.
"She [Britney] is so annoying - with her do-good preaching, and religious upbringing, she goes against everything she says. She thinks everyone fancies her, with her silly songs that get on your nerves. With her bleached hair & spotty fore-head - she looks like she belongs in a gym class rather than the local pub." - Sarah Fostee
Little Rock, AR -- wearing a black wig, 2002
"I almost died. I can't watch it, even though I know it's acting, It's too hard to watching the person you love kiss someone else." - Britney said about Justin in "Gone"
yet, she didn't seem to care that she sucked face with many guys in her videos (Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know esp!) and her movie (with "Ben") as well?!