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Britney Spears engaged to Kevin Federline: Ken mark 2 for Barbie
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June 28, 2004
My, hasn't Britney grown? Hardly a blink of an eye ago she was dropping her schoolbooks on the floor and blushing, and now she’s onto her second wedding.
"I can confirm that yes, she is engaged," said Sonia Muckle, a spokesperson for Jive Records. And this just six months after Britney married her childhood friend, Jason Alexander, in Vegas. 55 hours the marriage lasted. Sad really; if the union had survived for 60 hours the couple could have celebrated their turd anniversary before splitting.
Six months on, Spears, 22, has put her Vegas blip behind her, and is clearly taking marriage much more seriously. She is engaged to dancer Kevin Federline, 26, which is great news! Except for Shar Jackson, Federline's former girlfriend and star of the TV show Moesha, who is eight months pregnant with Federline's child. Federline and Jackson already have a two-year-old daughter. What a heartwarming mess. If Spears and Federline time it right, they can walk up the aisle just as Jackson is dilating.
Or perhaps they could just take a deep breath and not get engaged. Find something else to do with their time, like throw a pool party, or rent a bunch of movies. Go on a turkey shoot with Ted Nugent. Anything.
Odd that at a time when America and the Anglican Church are wrestling so manfully with gay marriages – and when, as a result, the sanctity of marriage is being trumpeted louder than ever before – the institution has never been cheaper and emptier in the world of entertainment.
One would not like to doubt that Britney sees marriage as a sacred institution – rendered more sacred every time Jennifer Lopez puts on a wedding dress – but one has to doubt whether, in this case, any kind of meaningful union is being marked.
But perhaps we shouldn’t be surprised to witness Britney going through the motions with an empty exchange of promises. Empty is what Britney mostly is. Consider her history...
The success of “Britney Spears” (the most carefully and cleverly manufactured pop-product of recent years) was founded upon a very specific sexual prototype: the half-innocent, half-naughty St. Trinian’s girl-woman; the virgin in fishnets. Already, she's a cipher. True, she’s been well made, you can’t see the glue-marks where her nylon hair meets her scalp, but look into her plastic Barbie eyes and you see nothing. Glossy and flat as a Danish porn mag is Britney.
Of course, what’s particularly sickening about the JonBenet woman-child schoolgirl sex toy image of 1999 Britney is that it is a pretend-child playing a part written by middle-aged men. And however old Britney grows, her image remains resolutely 2-D.
From the flat cherry pop in 1999, via the potty training of Oops… I Did It Again, we come to the urgent, sweaty, post-September-11 Britney whose husky claim I’m A Slave 4 U is one of the most poignant admissions in the history of popular music. She may have quidzillion pounds, but her personality is as thin as a 20 dollar bill.
Nothing Britney has ever done has rung true. Truth has to have substance, and Britney has none. She’s isn’t really anyone. She’s not marrying anyone. This is no engagement. There is no fiancé. Confetti won’t fall.
Move along. Nothing to see.
Mrs. Federline Angered With Upcoming Mrs. Federline
"The Mirror reports Britney Spears faced a stand-off with fiance Kevin
Federline's disapproving step-mother Collette over a fried chicken dinner
in Fresno, California on June 29th. "Collette asked her why she's chosen
Kevin when she can have any man she wants. She also wanted to know whether
she's just after any old guy to drag down the aisle after her 55-hour sham
wedding to Jason Alexander in January," a spy revealed. "Collette's
old-fashioned and she let Britney know how she felt about Shar Jackson, the
pregnant girlfriend Kevin left to be with Britney."
Britney Federline?
According to Star, Britney is dropping her last name, Spears, to become Britney
Federline. Her reps are ferious and they don't want this to happen. Also,
sources are claiming that Britney wants to be pregnant with Kevin's baby by
January, 2 months after their wedding.
Britney not into white for her wedding?
Pop babe Britney Spears has rejected the traditional white wedding dress in
favour of a bright red gown. The Toxic star - whose engagement to Kevin Federline
was confirmed last week, following the pair's three-month relationship - is
desperate to avoid the stereotypical images associated with weddings, and
is adamant she won't be walking down the aisle in white.
However, she's planning to exclude her famous pals from the wedding party, preferring instead to enlist her old school pals as her bridesmaids, according to Britain's Daily Star newspaper. A source says, "Britney wants to wear something different and has refused a white dress. She has been dropping hints that she will wear bright red.
"And she is toying with the idea of having five bridesmaids, who she will pick from her school friends. Everybody who is playing a part has been asked to keep it quiet, but two of the groomsmen are thought to be dancers from her tour.
Britney Says No To Pre-nup
Britney Spears says she's marrying for love, not money. We could have figured
that one out after she paid for her $40,000, 5-carat engagement ring herself.
Britney is APPARENTLY resisting pressure from her parents to force her fiance,
Kevin Federline, to sign a prenuptial agreement. Spears by the way is worth
$100 million. She has also put Federline on her permanent payroll as he has
no money of his own. The couple, who have known each other for three months,
have already bought a house on Mulholland Drive and are making wedding preparations
for November.
Kevin vs. Jason
Other than the fact that both are members of the exclusive and enviable club
of guys who've smooched Ms. Spears, Britney's fiance, Kevin Federline, and
her friend Jason Alexander, whom she wed earlier this year, have little in
common.
For starters, Spears' engagement to Federline, made public last week, is already an eternity compared with the one to Alexander, which probably lasted just a little longer than the time it took the couple to drive from Las Vegas' Palms Casino Hotel to the Little White Wedding Chapel, five and a half miles away. Federline is also four years older than Alexander, who at 22 is the same age as Spears.
Where Federline gained his reputation in the background, dancing for boy band LFO, Justin Timberlake, Michael Jackson, Destiny's Child, Christina Milian and Pink, Alexander had hoped his future would be in the backfield, playing fullback or linebacker. He tried out for the Louisiana State University squad but didn't make the cut.
Instead of the gridiron, Federline's fancy footwork found its place on the dance floor. As a 15-year-old student of Clovis West High School in Clovis, California, he fell in love with dancing after a girlfriend invited him to one of her dance classes. Pirouettes and jazz hands didn't likely have a major role in Alexander's upbringing in Britney's hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana, where his father worked as an auto mechanic.
While Alexander was attending college, Federline was earning his degree in parenthood, though it's not likely he'll receive valedictorian honors. Federline has a 2-year-old daughter with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson, an actress best known for her role on "Moesha." A second child, a boy, is due any day.
The most relevant dissimilarity between the two men, however, lies in their level of romance with the pop princess. In the current issue of People, Britney dismissed her past relationships — even her long-term attachment to Justin Timberlake — as "like puppy love" and claimed her love for Federline is the real thing.
It may not have been love at first sight, if Federline's ex is to be believed. When he first met his future wife while a dancer for tour openers LFO in 2000, Federline "didn't like her music" and "thought she was wack," Jackson told Us Weekly.
Source: MTV News
Vicious Accusations For Britney's Fiancé
There's nothing quite like a pauper being engaged to a bajillionaire pop
princess to bring all the nasties out of the woodwork. Exhibit A: Kevin Federline's
ex-girlfriends. Federline, newly engaged to Miss Spears, should probably assume
the new name of Mr. Britney. London's Mirror newspaper snagged an exclusive
interview with Felicia Cabiero, a 26-year-old sports bar waitress, who insists
her childhood sweetheart--that would be Mr. Britney--is a serial love cheat.
Kevin and Felicia were hot and heavy for three years when he suddenly froze her out of his life. Cabiero told Mirror reporters Anthony Harwood and David Gardner that she still hasn't forgiven Federline--even after he begged her to take him back. "I just hope he doesn't break Britney's heart like he did mine," she says. The relationship ended when she confronted Federline about rumors he was cheating on her and he confessed. As we all know Felicia's isn't the only broken heart. Also on the cheating hearts list is actress Shar Jackson, with whom Kevin has a two-year-old daughter and another baby due this month. When word first surfaced in the media that Kevin was definitely cheating on her with Britney, she snapped that the loving couple were made for each other: "You both smoke, you both drink, and you both cheated on significant others after three years."
And while Britney's parents are said to be putting great pressure on the couple to sign a prenuptial agreement--Britney is resisting saying she's marrying for love--Kevin's stepmother, Collette, doesn't seem particularly thrilled with the upcoming nuptials. When the bride-to-be met her future stepmother-in-law, there was reportedly quite a grilling. The Mirror says that Collette wanted a straight-up answer as to why Britney wanted to marry her boy--especially when she could have any man she wanted. An unnamed source told the Mirror that Britney was hurt by the "hostile reception," but Kevin consoled her by "stroking her thigh and squeezing her hand" and answering most of his stepmother's biting questions.
Justin Shares His Thoughts About Britney's Wedding
Us Weekly, meanwhile, has a pithy secondhand quote passed on by a friend of
former flame Justin Timberlake: "He was like, 'Man, I don't even know
that girl anymore. She's not the girl she was when we dated, and I don't know
what she's trying to prove.' " Maybe she just wants to set the world's
record for most celeb weddings in a calendar year. After all, if she marries
and dumps this new guy fast enough, she could probably squeeze in a third
by New Year's.
Britney Should Make Kevin Sign a Prenuptial Agreement?
Britney Spears' parents Lynne and Jamie are pressuring the singer to force
her fiance, dancer Kevin Federline, to sign a prenuptial agreement, but she'll
have none of it. Britney has already reportedly had to pay for her own $40,000,
5-carat engagement ring, and the $100 million woman could expose half of her
wealth to Kevin under California law. The couple, having only dated each other
three months, have already bought a house on Mulholland Drive and are making
wedding preparations for November. Lynne was reportedly told about the engagement
after she had told her assistant. Britney even shreaked at her mother: "This
is my life, let me live it!"
What America Thinks About Britney's Engagement
Will Britney Spears make it to the altar with Kevin Federline? That's the
question USA Today is asking visitors to its web site. The news site has an
interactive survey on its site, where visitors can weigh in on Spears' engagement.
At press time, 26,363 people had responded to the online poll. Here are the results:
35.41% - 'The engagement will be quietly called off by the end of summer.'
22.20% - 'Sure, they'll get married. Britney know that's what annulments are
for.'
20.90% - 'She just wants to use up the 'buy one, get one free' card they gave
in Vegas the last time she got married.'
19.50% - 'No way. Her family and battalion of lawyers will set her straight.'
2.00% - 'Yes, I think she finally found the right guy.
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››----- do her fans REALLY need to copy everything britney wears / does? how pathetic.
Justin Tells Britney: You're Crazy To Marry Kevin
A source tells The National Enquirer that Britney Spears is being warned not
to marry Kevin Federline by ex-lover Justin Timberlake. The *NSYNC star "told
Britney she was crazy to get married," an insider revealed. "I heard
that he told Britney, 'Don't make the biggest mistake of your life. The guy
has two kids already. You shouldn't be doing this'." Timberlake's advice,
as well as similar advice from a Hawaiian psychic, has led Britney "to
give the decision the time and consideration no one believed she gave it before
announcing to the world she was getting hitched," the insider said. "Although
she loves Kevin, Britney doesn't want to make a terrible mistake again."
Madonna Urges Spears To Have Kabbalah Ceremony
Pop beauty BRITNEY SPEARS has been urged by music pal MADONNA to have a 'Kabbalah-type'
wedding ceremony when she marries KEVIN FEDERLINE. Spears and father-of-two
Federline got engaged in June (04) after a whirlwind romance and have reportedly
set a November date for their nuptials. The TOXIC singer had a brief flirtation
with controversial mystical offshoot of Judaism last year (03) after she collaborated
with the MATERIAL GIRL on ME AGAINST THE MUSIC, but has since returned to
her Baptist upbringing by visiting churches with her mother LYNNE. However
a source tells American gossip site THE SCOOP, followers of the religion are
hoping Spears will have the first celebrity Kabbalah marriage. The source
says, "There's some resistance from her family, who are devout Baptists.
"But maybe there's a way to incorporate elements from both faiths, and
make everyone happy."
MSNBC.com: Britney Spears may be a Kabbalah bride
Will Britney Spears get married under a chuppah?
The pop star is planning a lavish white wedding for this fall, and a source says Kabbalah bigwigs are urging Spears to make it the first celeb Kabbalah marriage.
“There’s some resistance from her family, who are devout Baptists,” says the insider. “But maybe there’s a way to incorporate elements from both faiths, and make everyone happy.” The source points out that Spears has been tattooed in deference to her newfound faith, which is a controversial, mystical branch of Judaism.
The insider says “it’s pretty definite” that some of Spears’ celeb friends who follow Kabbalah, such as Madonna, have also been urging her to have a “Kabbalah-type wedding.”
Britney Needs HIV Test
Pop beauty BRITNEY SPEARS has been ordered to get an AIDS test by KERRI WHITTINGTON
- the first of three women who have been engaged to Spears' fiance KEVIN FEDERLINE.
Whittington, 26, has warned the TOXIC singer that Federline's frequent unprotected sex puts him at risk of sexually transmitted diseases, but she's relieved Spears agreed to a pre-nuptial agreement because Federline once confessed, "It's really hard for me to be with the same woman for three years."
The former waitress explains, "Kevin's slept with so many women. Britney should get an AIDS test. He never used protection with me. He was experienced even though he was only 17 when we started dating.
"He may get tired of her and move on to someone else, he always has. That's why they should sign a pre-nup. They may be in love now, but who isn't in a couple of months? We felt the same way, but three years later, we were miserable.
"I was surprised about him and Britney. When we were together he always preferred J-LO. Right now they seem very much in love, but wait a couple of years down the line."
Federline also dumped his ex-girlfriend SHAR JACKSON, who last week (21JUL04) gave birth to his second child, to elope with the star earlier this year (04).
Rumor: August Wedding For Britney And Kevin?
In Touch Weekly reports that despite the talk saying Britney Spears and Kevin
Federline will marry in November, the magazine has learned they'll actually
get hitched next month in her home state of Louisiana. "They're in a
rush," one of Kevin's pals revealed. "I know the exact date, but
I've been sworn to secrecy. I can tell you that it'll be within six weeks."
Kevin tells In Touch he's looking forward to the wedding because "We're
so happy." Federline's first dance teacher, Duana Hurley, backed that
up as well. "He knows he can make her happy, and she is making him happy,"
Hurley said. "It's real love."
Your thoughts on Britney and Kevin's engagement!? Is it love? What do you think of him (he has one child and his ex-gf is still pregnant with their second child). How is she going to be as a step-mom?Will it all last?
----- she said that she hasn't even met his daughter yet, how crazy is that. I don't think she's realized that she's gonna be a step-mom.
Me: She may have realized it, but I'm sure she doesn't realize the responsibilities that go along with it.. the word means nothing, it's the actions... if she's never around the children, she's not really being a step-mom, ya know?
----- I highly doubt it is "love" but if it is, good for her. But seriously, that joke she pulled in Vegas makes me question her motives, BIG time, and that dude she is marrying should too. I mean, even J-Lo's marriages last longer that 55 hours LoL. I dunno. Guess we will see!
----- I think there will be a divorce within the next 18 months without question. To much drama... they haven't known each other long enough... and they are so young, neither are ready to be tied down till death do they part.
----- I give it a 3 she looks fat old person lol I like the pants though they're not that bad
----- I give it 2 or 3 months! I don't even think it's a sham, I just know Britney is incredibly stupid! Does she actually believe her charming personality broke up that home? And don't be fooled. It was a home... maybe not a happy home.. but the girl is due any day (9 months) and those two have been together for 6 months... o yea, that was a home! The guy wants monies... or fame.. or the rush of a big catch. Those poor kids have to grow up in this "traveshamochary," that's not good for them. She is soooo stupid! How stupid can she be!??
Me: Thanks for your participation! Britney and Kevin have only been together for 2-3 months, it's crazy she wants to jump into marriage... AND without a pre-nub. I agree with you that she's stupid.. She says she's marrying "for love" - her reason for pre-nub but the dumbass isn't looking at HIS motives.. His ex is still pregnant, he has a child already and they hardly have been dating! She was on tour for half the time.. it's ridiculous!
----- I truly don't even see them getting married. It's more publicity, just like how Jennifer Lopez gets all that attention for her marriages. Just like Jennifer, Britney will become the serial bride.
----- I think Britney is just desperate. I mean, if she really found her true love, she would of shown him off just about everywhere, but as u can see, they are already engaged and most people found out about them like early last month! Thats probably cause they just started to date a few months ago (?), but since he is "Mr.Right", why not! but we all know that this "marriage" will crash and burn, if they even last till then. Hes also not a real looker, or quite the gentlemen! An EX GIRLFRIEND whose PREGNANT with their SECOND CHILD? I mean, nobodys perfect, but man, u should know when to stop! Now Britney as a step mom? Man, I'd like to see that happen! It probably will for only a few weeks but, if she cant even control her own life, how is she supposed to take care of children, let alone 2 babies? All I got to say is way to go Britney!
----- I think it is absolutely ridiculous. Everything she does is stupid. I highly doubt it will last. Honestly, how many hollywood marriages last anyway? And this is Britney Spears. And the fact that the guy's girlfriend is pregnant with their SECOND child pisses me off. Just for that reason alone I figure things won't last. If the guy can't even stay with his pregnant girlfriend then is it really gonna last with the hoe?
----- First, before I respond on the ridiculousness that is Britney Spears, I'd like to say that Kevin's "baby's mother" and their children are not to blame. (Yes they are kids out of wedlock but really their are millions of unmarried parents) All the nay saying should be put on Kevin's and Britney's shoulders.
He's the one who dumped Shar Jackson to be with Britney. (Those two have been together for 3+ years); He's the one who wanted to be a "Star" (As per Shar's words); Britney's the one who proposed. (And he accepted after their relationship of 3 months. Hmm...)
Britney's the bigger ass. She is a lost little girl that needs to grow the fuck up and actually find herself and learn to be independent like many other stars, i.e. Jennifer Lopez. Isn't it sad she had to pay for the wedding, ring, etc.? (Insert my laugh here)
And her being a step mom? That's a f@#king joke. She can't even take care of dogs. I mean she just bought a new one to "raise" with Kevin, what happened to all her other dogs? When she get's tired of them does she just give them away? There's a good example of her "parenting skills". If I were Shar, my kids would never be exposed to that girl. I hope those two get married. And I hope she sticks to her decision to not get a prenup. Because when those two fall apart, and he takes half of her worth...Maybe, just maybe this child can really learn the real world.
I don't know who's to get the applause more Kevin for being able to have Britney acting a fool or Britney for just being a fool. I definitely can't wait for those two to tie the knot. Oh and is it me or does Kevin look like a Justin Timberlake-wannabe?
----- She's another J-Lo. She wants attention because no one cares about her! Sorry Brittany! You have to go!
----- I really think, that since her new tour sales have gone way low...I think this is another thing to get her back in the spot light, Its just really funny
----- From what I hear, she proposed, he said NO, then FELT BAD and proposed back to her later. If he didn't want to marry her, he didn't want to marry her!! Why go "oh, I feel guilty, I guess I could maybe spend the rest of my life with her...I'll propose back." I think maybe it has something to do with the fact that she has 100 million dollars and maybe it didn't click in his head until later "hey wait! If I marry her, then divorce her later, then I get half of that" or somewhere around half anyways. I don't think it's love at all. They've been together what-2-3 months? And with both their busy schedules, I doubt they've gotten to know each other very well. I'm imagining it working maybe about one year.
----- While I'm skeptical of their relationship, I think its wrong to wish divorce on someone. Its getting to the point that I'm actually worried about her. Its almost as though Britney's trying to sabotage her career. I mean, I know that she's more than set for life, but still. I think Kevin's an insensitive jerk, and I think that Britney's ignoring warning signs, but I wish them happiness all the same. And while it terrifies me to think about Britney playing Mom (especially at the ripe old age of 22), hopefully she'll be responsible enough to set a good example for Kevin's two children. Who knows? Maybe this'll all work out in a way that no one would have thought. I mean, people snickered at Madonna when she announced she was pregnant, and her children seem fine. I just hope Britney's not throwing away her life.
----- It's obviously another publicity stunt. But I do like to think that Britney is that fucking stupid to marry a guy she probably hasn't spoken to much and has little to no respect for her (I've heard some shit he has said about their marriage). I'm assuming he's one of those air-headed frat boys that enjoy wearing trophies, like Britney and his ex-wife, on his arm. I think the fact that Shar is pregnant will totally f**** Britney and Kevin up somehow. But, I do believe that shit deserves shit so I hope they live a miserable life together ;D
----- i think she's trying to be like my buddy ms lopez… but the kid thing is kinda angelina jolie if u ask me.
----- I think it's too soon for Britney to marry that guy, especially when his ex g/f is still pregnant with his baby. Doesn't Britney realize all the drama that is going to come from that? I don't know why she had to rush into engagement. Hasn't she ever heard of just dating for awhile?
----- How stupid is this girl? And how desperate? She wants to be married so bad, she will find anyone. Actually what she wants is Justin back, but he has moved on. You know I have seen a quite a few pics of her new guy that he looks a lot like Justin.
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Any woman/girl that would date a guy that has a pregnant g/f and a child is
just STUPID. How does she know that the same thing wont happen to her? Shar
said they planned the pregnancies, but he says they were broken up already,
Shar said that he called her and said he "did something bad" and
about a week later they were done. Well we know when Brit first met him she
kept him for a bit then had to leave on tour. She just saw him in the club
and said, I want him, come here, now do as I say and he did. He is NOT a man,
leaving his child, his g/f and his new baby who he seems to be just throwing
away, he should be with Shar helping her raise the baby they planned to have.
Not just dropping in on fathers day so they can "celebrate". He
is an ass and Brit as usual makes herself an ass too. Gee what a fun couple.
I dont give the marriage/relationship long, she will get bored and mess up
or he will. They have both cheated on their loved ones. Britney is stupid
again.
Britney and Kevin (People Magazines)
Isn't this cute, Britney Spears wants to go public with her personal
life. How stupid is this girl? Using relationships for publicity is the worse
thing to do. It gives the idea that paparazzi have the right to use it as
a means of publication and will forever continue doing so...
Britney and Kevin (Shop at Maxfield's in LA)
The headline: Britney Spears wearing a ring as she shops for an extravagant
$43,000 dollars worth of clothes for her and boyfriend Kevin Federline at
very expensive Maxfield's in Los Angeles.... // anyone out there confused
about what his motive is?
Britney and Kevin canoeing in Hawaii July 2004
Lots of fun for Ms. Spears and Kevin. Anyone else look at all her adventures
and think, "She doesn't deserve all that. She's merely a puppet show
for perverts."
Britney and Kevin in Hawaii 7-6-2004
I must admit that I adore the bathing suit. It's a beautiful style and,
even though I don't care for the color pink, it works well... more making
out for those two lovebirds -gag-
Britney and Kevin in Maui 07-03-04
The headline: Britney Spears and her fiance Kevin Federline spent
the July 4th weekend on Maul. In between cigarettes they get sunburned and
make out just like anyone would who lives in a trailer park. // I couldn't
say it any better, lol. She may be rich but she's still absolutely trashy.
Britney and Kevin in supermarket 07-13-04
Deer caught in headlights - her fave look? She's really big on the
'public display of affection' concept. Get a room.
Britney and Kevin Kissing On Balcony
More PDA - only not quite as bad as the next one...
Britney and Kevin on Balcony PDA
Using the paparazzi for attention - why else would you grab your boyfriends
crotch? Then a heavy make-out session.. then, what, some anal crap (last picture,
you notice he's bending forward as her butt sticks out). Real charming, and
real classy...
Britney and Kevin Playing With Kids in Maui
Aww, Kodak moment? Britney playing with random children on the beach...
man, isn't she a great person after all? And where are these kid's parents?
Hell no would I ever let my children around her and Kevin.
Britney and Kevin Way To Meeting 07-16-04
Who goes to a meeting looking like that? Maybe it was an AA meeting?!
Then going looking like you're drunk is more understandable. Brit: it takes
five seconds to add a bra to your outfit, try it sometime.
Britney and Kevin on Star Magazine
The first picture was used on several tabloids and apparently US Weekly
(below). They are both holding cigarettes... inside, they compare Kevin to
Justin (which is lame because they have both white males with facial hair
at times - that's the connection?)
Britney and Kevin on Us Weekly
And here's the picture again with that headline, and I think there was
an interview with Shar Jackson (the pregnant ex) inside.
Kevin Federline: "I'd known for a while that she's the one."
How long is "a while" for him? Considering they had only been dating for two months before they got engaged, and before that.. well, obviously if his ex is pregnant, you know what those two were doing...
"I look at that ring and think - very cool." {People Magazine July 2004}
››----- The ring you bought yourself, Brit? How romantic, she loves the ring more than being with the man who she had to buy ring for...
final grade: 2.4
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››—— 1!!!! This outfit actually pisses me off. She's trying to look more..."urban". The braids, the baggy jeans and Timberlands? Just plain no. She looks like a cheap ho' the top is revolting. She needs to stop and and re-think her image.
››—— 10 -- i actually would wear that, maybe to an event or something. and once i lose my love handles, i will. lol! i think it's pretty tasteful and cute, although she might possibly try wearing the pants a lil' less baggy. haha.
››—— 1.....she looks like a hick red-neck whore wanting to be down!!!! why must she try so hard to look so bad? I'm not even going to comment on her hair, ew!
››—— UM. WTF? I think I've been scarred for life. I give her 1.
››—— Um.. ew.. Just ew. 1. No I would not wear it.
››—— 1 from the waist down she looks like a man and from the waist up she looks like a hooker, and a BAD one at that!
››—— 1-she looks like a ho as usual, but she actually looks like the Jolly Green Giant from the commercials, ho ho ho, Green Giant! That picture makes her look fat, maybe its just the pic and I dont mean fat fat, just not in shape like people seem to look up to her as the perfect body, perfect person, etc.
››—— See, the problem I have with Britney's "fashion sense" is that she's either inappropriately dressed or she's WAAAAAAY too over dressed. The jeans would be cute....on a guy. I like the gold top, but only for going out, and the blue trim/scarf/whatever needs to go. Her shoes are cute, though. I give her a 6.
››—— 1. yuck!
››—— omg! I'd give her a 2.....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh those pants scare me!
››—— all I have to say is WHAT THE !@#$ ?????
››—— 3 - wtf is up with the big ass pants and tight shirt? and then she disgracing timberland boots wit that on.... it's horrible.
››—— 8 - baggy clothes, I love it
››—— 1. rofl. what the fuck is this?
››—— ewwww.. i give it a -10. she looks like a freakin southern white girl gone gangster wannabe. those baggyass jeans make her look frumpy, the fact that she's wearing timbs makes me want to shoot her, and her shirt.. is.. just.. no. her hair not only looks hella tangly, but fake too.
››—— 1; she has no fashion sense at all!!
››—— 1 what the hell was she thinking? ew the whole thing is ugly
››—— A one. She looks like a midgit!
Britney Spears: A Certified Fool
By: Dunno823
You heard it here first folks!! That's right Britney Spears is a 100%, certifiable, stupid ass, f@#king FOOL!
She is trying to beat her idiot record that she set back in 2003. When did she do that? Back at the VMA's, of course. No, not when she kissed Madonna, wait Madge...oh I meant Esther! It was when she actually tried to sing "Like a Virgin" with Christina Aguilera. Only a fool would actually try to sing with X-tina when they damn well that their vocal abilities are lacking.
But you know Britney has to always top herself, so for 2004 she got married for a joke that no one ever got! But that's not the title breaker for Britney Spears: Fool 2004. Oh no it because she chose to marry a man with a child on the way, a poor man at that with no pre-nuptial agreement. And she buys her own engagement ring folks!
We had twenty world renowned doctors diagnose Spears and they unanimously agree that Britney Spears is totally a JACKASS.
So continue doing what you do, Britney. You show the world just how "smart"
you really are...not.
Question His Motives
If he has no job and follows you around like a lost puppy, all while getting
a weekly allowance from you (which is apparently spent on cigarettes and phone
calls rather than his children), you gotta wonder what's in it for him. Buying
your own $40,000 engagement ring could be a clue. If you aren't suspicious,
you're an ignorant fool!