COLUMNS:
OOPS! BRITNEY ENGAGED
June 25, 2004
ET has confirmed through her reps that BRITNEY SPEARS is engaged to backup dancer KEVIN FEDERLINE. Yes, the 22-year-old is ready to walk down the aisle again, but this time she's apparently going to take a more traditional route. Her 55-hour Las Vegas marriage to childhood friend JASON ALEXANDER ended in an annulment. Federline has been by Britney's side as she recovers from arthroscopic surgery on her knee, which forced her to cancel the remainder of her Onyx Hotel Tour.Marrying Federline will also make Britney a step-mom -- he has a 2-year-old with actress SHAR JACKSON, who's currently pregnant with his 2nd child.
Our STEVEN COJOCARU chatted with Britney last February following her first short-lived marriage. At that time the pop star said: "Honestly, I really wanted to see what it was like to be married," she revealed. "Maybe that sounds silly, but, in that moment, I was with a friend that I love dearly and I wanted to do something wild and crazy and I wanted to get married. So that's why I did it."
Is a Britney Spears concert an appropriate place for a child under 16?
Yes 16%
No 77%
Don't Care 7%
Total Votes: 967 { from aol }
Britney Pulled a Janet!
Britney Spears has followed in Janet Jackson's footsteps, by accidentally
exposing herself to music industry executives during a private show.
The Toxic singer, 22, was giving an exclusive performance to some radio bosses after one of her concerts in Miami, Florida - when her breasts fell out of her skimpy top.
An insider jokes, "It was a wardrobe malfunction. But unlike Janet Jackson's, no one was saying it was intentional. The flashbulbs really went off."
Britney Spears' mum running over photographer's foot
Pop-star Britney Spears trip to the petstore turns into a nightmare as her
mother ran over a photgrapher's foot as they drove off. The pop-princess arrived
with her sister to pick up a new puppy but when they left the paparazzi crowded
around the car to take pictures and Britney's mom accidentally ran over the
poor snapper's foot.
iiMcCarthyi +
iiiSpearsiii
=iii
-none-
Nothing to say. I'm bored of her.
Britney and Kevin Check Out LA Apt 6-17-04
Britney pouting? She looks about 10 years older when she does. Notice
throughout these pictures how often Kevin wears white shirts.....
Britney and Kevin Waving at Fans
Both white, again. How cute, or something. He's on his cell phone, that's
another popular trend throughout their pictures together. Ah, to be in love..
and always be on the cell phone with someone else.
Britney and Kevin in NY Leaving a Gym
Kevin in white? Gasp! Kevin on a cellphone? Gasp!
Britney and Kevin in Paris
Ah, Kevin NOT in white? Must be laundry day eh? or Britney stole the last
white shirt? Her skin looks absolutely terrible - quit the tanning and smoking
and maybe she'd look her age.
Britney and Kevin Shopping In Milan
Pardon me while I gag at the middle pic... Kevin isn't on the cell phone,
wow, but that's because she's buying things so I guess he has to be nice.
Britney and Kevin At Her New Apartment
Both in white? -cough- surprise there. Kevin smoking and on his cell phone?
Right, he's really a prince. He looks dirty, haven't gotten the time to shower
lately?
Britney and Kevin Leaving NY Apt 6-9-04
Kevin + white shirt = sigh. Britney looks like crap, as usual without her
airbrushing experts.
Britney and Kevin Shopping In Dublin
Britney and Kevin sharing a smoke together - how adorable, and look around
two young female fans! Now if that isn't a Kodak moment, I don't know what
is!
Britney in Amsterdam with Kevin
Kevin wearing white. -cough- Tired of me pointing it out? Tell that to the
man who keeps wearing the same thing over and over.
Britney and Kevin Shopping In Dublin
No Kevin in this picture but the two lovebirds are shopping again. They have
very few things to do together...
Britney in LA With Her Mom June 2004
Ah, Kevin didn't come? Poor Brit. But no worries, mommy tagged along!
Britney Spears Leaving Apt On crutches
Kevin in BLACK. Wow, maybe he turned to the other side? Britney on crutches,
I wish I could feel bad for her, but she is one of the very few people I have
no sympathy for.
Britney Spends Fathers Day (06-20-04) with Kevin
Who's your daddy, Brit? And why isn't Kevin with his daughter (on Father's
Day!!) instead of with the homewrecker (sorry, had to say it!)...? I adore
Britney's outfit (actually being serious for once, lol). It looks really comfy
& cute. Kevin, on the other hand, with his white shirt looks the same
as ever. Brit - here's a tip, shower (at least) every couple days and maybe
your hair won't look like that.
Britney with Jamie Lynn in LA
Kevin and Britney - matching white, again... and look, mama Spears' got in
on the action. But alas, poor Jamie Lynn was out of the loop on the matching
attire!
Lynne Runs Over Photographer's Foot
(featured in the 'news' section) This is hilarious! Well, not for the man
who got hurt, but the whole deal. Although the paparazzi do need to learn
manners (and in my opinion, there should be a law about how close they can
be to celebrities), but he police were called in and everything - while Britney
is sobbing in the back seat. It must be difficult to deal with the fame when
it's not convenient to you- but I guess you gotta deal with it in order to
have $100 million in your bank.
Orlando Sentinel: 'Britney or Christina: Of course, it's like comparing Gouda with Cheez Whiz... Britney was all over-choreographed, pre-packaged, and tape-recorded. Christina , on the other hand, is the real deal. Real stage banter. Real stage presence. Heck, real singing.'
››----- Finally, someone actually taking talent into account ;)
"There is no other woman I'd like to kiss more. She's the voice of the cutest fish..." (At GLAAD Awards about Ellen DeGeneres)
››----- wth? I mean seriously, she already kissed Madonna... what is her obsession with kissing women unless she actually loves them?! And the only reason to say that at the GLAAD (Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Against Defamation) awards is for more attention. She's so annoying.. Although I do agree that Ellen's voice did help create a cute little fish (in Finding Nemo).
Isn't it amazing how much she's changed in the last few years?!? This picture was early high school...
final grade: x2
all
responses-
››—— 1, ok, WTF with the stupid trucker hats, I hate them, she wears them like they are a crown! Here she has all this money and she buys stuff to make her look horrible. A trucker hat and a cigg hanging out of her mouth while stuffing cheetos and no make up or sloppy (I partied all night and forgot to remove my makeup) kind of look. Hats are fine, but what about a cute baseball hat? The newsboy hats, anything but the TRUCKER hat! Good thing she has people to dress her and do her makeup for TV and perfomances.
››——
1!!!! On a Cabbage Patch Doll... that maybe a 4 but on her a 1 and that is
because it's the lowest. She looks like Trailer-Trash-Hoe-Jimmy-Sue-Barbie.
Yuck. She looks like a misshapened Strech Armstrong in drag.
››——
I give her a 4. If I had the body, I'd wear the top.
But lord those shorts are SMALL
EWWW 1!!! That outfit is hideous!! Oh lord!
››—— 2 , get a bra brit!!!
››—— I give it a 4 the shirt is ok but with the hat and shorts she looks like gay man lmao
››—— 10- I would totally wear it.... maybe on the shirt though. But I'll admit.. I wear tiny shorts along with 50% of all girls.
››—— 1 y is she wearin a poor person outfit?
››—— could she BE wearing any less skimpy clothing? 2.
››—— does she write professional hooker on her resumes? her shorts are halfway up her ass and the shirt is just .. no. not cool at all. and the hat? is dumb. well shes britney, so im not surprised. ( 1 )
››—— 1.... I always thought of Britney as just living in the past, and this outfit proves it. In this picture she looks 10 years old. One reason is cause she just looks it ( with the help of cosmetic surgeries), and second cause of her choice of color coordination.The hat really bothers me and shorts are way too tight. Not saying that I'm the "clothes matching queen" or anything but the hat and shorts just dont go! And what happened to the 6 pack, Britney?
››—— i give it a 7. ONLY because i love trucker hats. the outfit.. no. no.. i wouldnt wear it if it counted on me dying. but she dont look that bad in it i guess.
››—— 1!! yuck!! lol
››—— I give here a 2. The hats all right. The shirt isn't in and of itself bad, it's the way she's wearing it (tied up like that); it makes her look really manly and boxy. And those shorts....ummm.... they look like they're cutting into her thighs. I mean the girl is not at all fat, and here she makes her thighs look fat. I mean, if I had her body, I wouldn't make it look that bad! This girl could wear so many better fitting and flattering clothes (while, gasp, still looking sexy).
››—— I give it a 1. Yah girl dont match at all. That hat reminds me of "Timmy" on The Fairly Odd Parents. She has on those yeast infection shorts. I actually feel bad for her.
››—— I give her a 1, she makes anything look revolting.
››—— 2....She looks deformed with those shrunken shorts on, but I do like the hat.
››—— i love the shirt and the hat but whats wrong with the short?!..its soo tiny, it looks ugly..i have it a 5 just for the shirt
››—— ide give her a 3... her pants look like are squeezing the life out of her
››—— 10. id wear it
››—— While that's the cutest Von Dutch hat I've ever seen, that fad is OVER. It should have never been started, but that's a whole 'nother rant. I don't like the shirt and shorts together, because it shows waaaaay too much skin. The shirt would have been cute with jeans, the shorts should only be seen on the beach. And the sunglasses are all wrong for her face -- they make her look like an alien. I give it a 3.
››—— 2. EW! The shorts are too short.. lose the hat.. it looks like she doesn't have any hair.. the shirt needs to be longer.. don't tie it.. she needs more fat on her body
››—— 1 - that is gross
Spears Arrested Again
By: NSYNCgotBack
Famous pop singer Britney Spears was caught by Las Vegas police Saturday
night for indecent exposure to her fans. . .
For the second time.
Just two months ago Spears was caught in her California Hotel shaking her
nude butt out a window.
Her arrest didn't seem to bother her. On March 16th, Spears was driving by a stadium with fans outside waiting to buy tickets. She rolled down the window, and pulled down her pants.
"I couldn't believe it." One fan who saw the incident said. "She
shocked me with the Madonna kiss, but now I don't think I'll go to her shows
at all anymore."
Spears' Sunday show was canceled due to her arrest, but the concert venue
says that they will reschedule the performance to a later date.
No Skin Is Perfect
... and smoking certainly doesn't help.