COLUMNS:
The Half-Naked Truth
"I would personally like to thank Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera for giving my generation the bad image of trashy styles and immodesty. Ladies, before you go on stage, look in a mirror and think about the millions of young girls that look up to you as pop stars. Do you really want to be their role models while you're half naked? Respect yourselves and put some clothes on."
- Katherine Hottran
(Glendora, Cali)
"All I want for Christmas is an issue of People completely free of any mention or photos of Britney Spears."
- Jane Midgett
(Sewell, N.J)
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These are in the current 'People' issue, written about the last issue of 'People' magazine... hehe.
Britney's Birthday Auditions
Britney spent her 22nd birthday auditioning girls hoping to play her in a
new movie. The singer teamed up with her mother Lynne to go through a long
list of hopefuls wanting to portray a teen version of the Louisiana native
for a TV movie based on Britney. Britney and her mother have so far whittled
the number of young actresses down to just three, and they were extremely
impressed with how well the girls performed. Britney says, "We can totally
tell they seemed so nervous when they first came in, so I'm gonna have to
talk to them what a good job they did." And Britney's efforts on her
big day weren't totally ignored - the girls hoping to play her joined forces
to belt out Happy Birthday to their possible boss. The movie, based on Britney's
mum's book 'A mother's gift', is set to premiere on TV network ABC Family
in April.
----- ANOTHER ploy to get more money? This girl will do anything to fill up her bank account. God, no one wants to hear her pathetic little tale of how "difficult" it was for her to get where she is... plus, she has the audacity to make these girls audition as singers?! I saw some of it on ET or AH and the girls can actually carry a note, so already they are better than Britney.. I cannot believe she's seriously going to make a movie about her life. She's so friggin egotistical if she thinks the world needs (or even wants!) to know. She "wrote" the book, exclaiming how much she worked for it, so it's already out there, why go a step further with a movie? Someone needs to shut her down..
Moby Did It Only for the Money
Moby was on the Jimmy Kimmel Show, and they got on to the subject of him working
on Britney's new album 'In The Zone'. He said he did it only for the money.
He apparently didn't work with her at all... just made the track himself,
then sent it to her label Jive, where they wrote the lyrics and got Britney
to sing over the music.
----- LOL So basically, he's saying he didn't care who got the music (aka he doesn't seem to be a fan of hers). But then again, Britney only does it for the money...
Justin's Grandma Get's Back At Britney
Justin Timberlake's grandmother has hit back at Britney for implying he has
a small penis. Earlier this month (NOV03), Britney said on American TV that
her former beau was "just a little bitter" about their 2002 break-up,
emphasising the words "just" and "little" while using
her thumb and finger to indicate a tiny length. But Justin's grandma Sadie
Bomar has rushed to the singer's defence, while branding Britney "childish".
Sadie says, "I helped raise him and I assure you there's nothing unusual
about him physically. I don't give Britney the time of day anymore. Nothing
she does or says surprises me anymore. She is childish."
----- You go granny ;D It's odd she's talking about Justin's *cough* though, she should have just started with the, "I don't give Britney the time of day..." part.
Everyone's Getting in Britney's Zone
.. with a hot number one debut! topping 600k in it's first week of release,
Britney Spears' latest offering, In The Zone, beat expectations- not to mention
acts like heavy hitters Blink-182, Michael Jackson, and The Beatles. Spears'
latest offering features a wide variety of music from pop and dance to reggae
and hip-hop. The sales were propelled by the hit "Me Against the Music" with
new partner-in-crime, Madonna. Expect the album to hit four times platinum.
----- Ugh, does anyone even listen to that CD? Honestly, it's complete crap. It may not be her original bubble gum pop, but it's still meaningless words stuck together with absolutely no meaning or emotion behind them. The lyrics are poor, the vocals are horrible and the music is the only thing she has going - none of which she produced. She's still only CO-writing half of the songs!
I actually made this awhile ago so decided to finally use it. I love messing
with the proportions of the facial features, plus it's really easy to do ;)
A fan made Britney cry with a poem, so let's see if you can make her cry too ;) Give me a poem about Britney. It doesn't have to rhyme, just let it flow! ;D
oh britney baby
you make me wanna hurl
you sing no better
than a little girl
oh britney..you little blonde fake ass bitch
you look like you could be the wicked witch
i'll get you my pretty and your lil dog too
and when you hear this.. can you please cry too?
like Thursday night on primetimelive
saying to diane sawyer.. "oh..i just wanna die"
honestly though britney.. what made you cry?
is it the fact that madonna only likes guys?
or is it because at the vma's justin wont say hi
ooo...did I just say something about the breakup?
let's make you feel better.. here's the hooker makeup
have your team of stylists put it in on for you
but you know what?.. just in case
I'll turn on my computer so I could airbrush your face
Fake, plastic, but very very rich
Proving each day you don't have to have talent
To make your dreams come true
Just take it all off and VOILA!
You can be a star too!
Britney, Britney,
You're a whore,
when you talk
I just can't listen anymore,
GO AWAY!
Youre a slut no matter what you do
Even if you take youre fake boobs
The first time I heard you sing
In my ear there was this horrible ring
Then I saw your video "I'm a Slave For You"
And I knew there really is nothing you can do
Youre a stupid whore
We want you no more
So cover yourself up
You stupid little slut ;)
britney, what a hoe
her boobs are made of silicone
her twats so loose she could fit a caboose
and her mom is along for the ride
Youre fake and plastic
Like totally bombastic
Your boobs are fake
How long did they take?
Britney
You sound like my car's radiator
I wish you would get shot down by the terminator
You suck dick to get where you are
I'd like to hit you upside your ugly head with a steel bar
Or better yet, chase you down with my car :)
-hehe ;)
Brain dead and bleached,
Idiotic and fake,
A 3rd rate wanna be,
A huge NON-talent,
All that sums up Britney.
I'll hit you, baby, one more time
If you keep singing "I'm a slave 4 you."
You moan and squeak each time,
You hurt our ears as you sing "Everytime."
Don't 'Breath On Me' little girl.
You some how took over the world.
Mini skirts and tube tops,
On little 8-year-old girls' bods.
You say, 'I Got That Boom Boom'
But your existence causes us doom.
Somehow stupidity has gotten you far,
The extent of your success is bizarre.
Jessica Simpson
"I haven't figured out why people want to be the bad girl. Why? Like, be the good girl. Inspire people. Be a positive role mode. Make this world a better place."
Exactly! See, the girl may think buffalo wings are made out of buffalo, but at least she has a set of morals! lol Check out the Britney quote... (I know this isn't actually talking about Britney, but indirectly, it is).
Britney and Jamie Lynn leaving a transvestite club
Jamie Lynn - "mmm... NSYNC." (favorite singer besides Britney)
Glad she likes NSYNC, but the way she said it makes her sound more like she said it because that's what Britney would say... (mind you, Justin and Britney were dating too). The girl can't think on her own.
Britney's Nipple Exposed
Oops, She Did It Again: the third time her nipple has made an appearance.
Seriously, the girl leaves nothing "to the imagination." And by
doing that, she gives away any mystery and "sexiness" that she could
have had. The shirt would be nice if it was more fitting and didn't expose
her every time she sat. By her facial expression, she looks like she's had
a long night drinking...
Britney Out in LA Nov 21 2003
The real Britney Spears. Again. She may look "glamorous" to some
in magazines, but every time she goes out, the girl looks like a dog. And
honesty, I don't give a crap about looks but because her image is based on
this over-sexualized playboy bunny look, I have to comment on it now. The
girl is friggin nasty looking without all her millions of dollars to hide
behind. The outfit, on the other hand, is actually nice. I love the blue and
white over the jeans, but the skin and hair are hideous.
Britney Shopping in Santa Monica
In the first picture, the brunette talking on the cell phone is Jenna, a dancer
who has been linked with Justin. They weren't walking together though, so
it's just a freak accident that they are both there at the same time. Hm,
odd... Just more shopping pictures of Britney with a "friend." As
you can see (the last picture especially), she's quite the looker without
the make-up, fancy clothes, extra lighting, and airbrushing. Why people obsess
over her is beyond me.
Leaving NYC Apartment Nov 2003
"Look ma, two Johns." She looks completely wasted and it's not flattering.
The men look twice her age and both are creepy looking. Not to sound superficial,
but they're both hella ugly too ("white trash" would be fitting
term for all three of them). It's the same outfit from her TRL visit and Virgin
megastore signing... so it's not a bad outfit, the pants just need to come
up. Her figure looks exactly like the guys' beside her. Poor girl will never
have a woman's body.
Britney Hawaii On Thanksgiving
First off, she's topless only a couple feet away from her older brother...
what the hell is wrong with that family? And she's topless again at a different
place next to it. She's seriously looking for some nude photos of herself
in the tabloids with that crap... and then smoking. On Thanksgiving. The day
of thanks, she's polluting her lungs. -shakes head- By the way, why did she
go to Hawaii with her brother and a male friend rather than spending time
with her family? Where are her priorities?!? Yeah I'd love to go to Hawaii
too, but just to tan? No thanks. She's obviously missing the whole point of
the day.. And to think, she still tries to play the "I'm just a normal
southern girl" act in interviews.
West Hollywood - Dec2 2003
Smoking again. I thought she was actually going to cut down since I haven't
seen much of that disgusting habit lately, but now it's here twice. And on
her birthday too?! How ironic, slowly killing yourself on the day you were
born (and on Thanksgiving above!). She's beyond stupid. Smoking tends to be
more of a "stress reliever" and you cannot tell me she's that stressed
on a break. Yeah, the paparazzi follows her, but she looks like she's posing
for them (second picture)... and they kept her career going. Otherwise, fans
would have moved on if she was actually gone for as long as her break
was...
Tokyo Hotel Promoting CD 12-12
Is it just me or does she look like she's aged 10 years?! Too much tanning
and smoking, I suppose. And what the hell is up with the outfit? What purple
creature did she kill to make that coat? It's hideous looking! By the way,
this was on my birthday : /
Britney shopping at Anthropology 11-26
Shopping, how nice it most be to shop every day : / The outfit is actually
nice too.
''She probably needs to get laid,'' Britney Spears says, rolling her eyes, when asked about that trigger-happy governor's wife. ''These parents, they think I'm a role model for their kids, that their kids look at me as some sort of idol. But it's the parents' job to make sure their kids don't turn out that shallow. It's the parents who should be teaching their kids how to behave. That's not my responsibility. I'm not responsible for your kid.''
AHH! I cannot stand this kind of crap! The girl needs to learn that is she partly responsible when SHE'S the one putting out an image that "the more skin, the better." Parents can only do so much... especially since "seeing is believing." The mother can explain to her 13 year old girl that "its whats inside that counts" but then she turns on the TV and E!, AH, ET, MTV, etc are praising Britney for "teasing" us with stripteases, naked photo shoots, etc and what is the girl going to believe?! God, Britney is so friggin ignorant! She is a role model, she seems to want only the benefits of her career and doesn't give a crap about what her fans do or take from her actions... And the "needs to get laid" is not only a pathetic response, but extremely childish. But of course Britney can only respond using a sexual answer, she lacks any intelligence to comprehend the woman's motives behind expressing her dislike for Britney... I'm going to use a quote from Jessica Simpson in the Others to prove at least some of her intelligence! lol
Britney, Christina and Nikki...
final grade: 3.8
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responses-
2. The shirt is okay I guess but the pants are like screaming, "hey look easy access!!"
I wouldnt wear the pants but I cant say theyre terrible looking. The shirt doesnt match the pants AT ALL and the hat is ugly. Period. I give it a 4
8.3 it's cute outfit but none of it really goes together...so it's not too bad
Grade - 1; Nothing friggin' matches! Okay, blue pants, yellow shirt, and tan
hat? I think all those surgeries have made her color blind.
2 - It might be okay, I guess. But look at how tight the pants are around
her thighs - when she sits or bends over, they probably show a lot of her
crack.
1 hasnt she ever heard of a brazerre???
I'll give it a 5...I like everything, just not together.
8... From the neck down the outfit looks great.... but yeah the hat and glasses?! I'd never wear those!!!
7 - I think it's a cute outfit ..it looks good on her.
3. The hat is cute. The shirt... is alright. Then I look a little lower... and I see the pants... if that's what they are even called. Just answer me this one question what the hell is up with those "pants"? I don't get it... nothing matches. It looks like she got dressed in the dark. She's rich... and she can't even take the time to match her clothes... help us all.
I give her a 1. That outfit TOTALLY looks like crap. I would NEVER wear that! Whoever said a yellow belly shirt, and light blue low pants was a good combo should be shot, especially since they dont even match! And by the way, what is with the strings on the pants! Did she design that herself?
a 3... cute pants... does that even match, though?
1! It looks like some large bug crawled out of her crotch.
OMG. just her hair in that pic gets her a 0.5 haha ;) uck. the hat and shirt could look nice, but not with those pants! she looks like she just got done screwing her dad or something..
2. It's really ugly and doesn't match, but she gets an extra point for actually covering her body.
Whoa what happened to her hair, it looks like a fucking weave. The hat and glasses are ugly to it looks like she just got out of bed, but The outfit it OK I give it a 3.
I give her a 2, the pants are ugy, but the shirt I'd wear
1. each peace of her outfit is really nice, just not together
The shirt is cute love yellow...sorry but those pants has to go. Especially the laces going like that down her ******
1 awful awful horrendous. FIRE her "CLOTHING EXPERT"
I give her a 5 b/c the hat is cute, and the shirt is cool too and it looks good on her but the pants are a tad bit scary. Also, Brit is nothing without her make up.
I'd give her a 9.. For once she doesn't look that bad, her pants are a little tight though
I like that outfit. Its not really bad, if only the pants werent so low.
5. At LEAST she's covered up mostly! The shirt and pants don't match tho.
1..... did u have to shave to wear that? grr.
0! ugliest pants i've ever seen
1.... yuck. What is wrong with her pants? I would never wear that shirt. Maybe the cap because I'm weird like that... and her (sun?) glasses...? Blech.
6 it doesn't look that bad I don't think although i don't like the black thing around the pants and the shirt may be a little too short I think people are judging Britney and not the actual outfit.
Well, honestly, I would wear that. the jeans are a little too low, and the shirt a little too high, but otherwise, it's cute. 7.
3 - Wow!! First of all, NOTHING matches. Secondly, pants lace UP not DOWN... Those strings shouldn't be hanging that way.
7...I really like it, except for the revealing-ness of it. Jeez, she can't even wear a t-shirt and sweats without revealing half her body!! If the pants weren't so low and the shirt was bigger, I'd wear it.
4. I'd wear the hat because I collect those type of hats, and I have one that looks just like it. lol.. and I'd wear the pants.. but not with that shirt. That outfit on HER looks tacky.
6. I actually like that outfit.. I would wear it.
Um a 2. I love the vintage tee though, but what the hell is going on with her damn pants. She obviously wants a lot of attention down. there. it looks Like it is sewed to her Crotch!!! The Hair OMG that hair!? Even with a damn hat it looks bad
7, the only thing stopping it from being a higher score, is those pants are HIDEOUSLY LOW! I don't wanna be seein' her business! but, I would wear everything else.
2- Whoa, incredibly bad pants. The shirt wouldn't be so bad
if it fit her but the color, fit, and style of the pants are just horrendous.
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