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Here's the story of Halloween for Britney Spears..
Britney had no idea what to wear this year for Halloween... She wanted it to be amazing, surprising, and of course, revealing. But what? Her tiny little brain had never enabled her a single original thought before and she knew it wouldn't start now...
She asked her friend, her cousin, her mom and even her little sister - but obviously stupidity and uncreativity ran in the family.. She had no idea. But it had to be great!! She had to compete with Christina, and she was tired of being second place..
Britney decided to look at her photo book to see what she was for Halloween
in the past, hoping to get some ideas for this year....
then she thought, "why not copy off celebrities like I always do?"
buffy
marilyn monroe
pamela anderson
... she realized she does copy celebrities daily and wanted to do something
new. Then it hit her! "I have already have tons of outfits to wear that
would be perfect for Halloween..." She ran into her closet and picked
out those costumes she liked....
but they weren't risque enough... she wanted a "porn" look! That's
the only way people would notice her... she lacked the talent to 'wow' them
like most artists... She got the smallest, tightest clothes she could find,
and mismatched them to her desire.. In front of the mirror she practiced her
"seductive" look.
and finally she found the perfect outfits that fit her personality...
... a nice contradicting pair ...
She smiled from her accomplishment and took a nap to rest her oh-so-tired brain. Never again will I use so much brain energy, she told herself, I'll pay others to do it!
the end
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From: Oprah appearance, Wetten Dass show, 'Britney' CD
What song: "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"
Point: When I saw Wetten Dass performance, I realized she was lip-synching
a slow song. How did I know? She sounded exactly like her CD... while when
she sang on the Oprah show, her voice was anything but CD quality. So I compared
them... The point of this is to show that she even lip-synchs during slow
songs (her reasoning for lip-synching is because of dancing; it's 'difficult'
to sing too.). What's her excuse now?! More proof of how little she cares
about her music. Beware, the Oprah part is actually live singing, so don't
turn it up ;) Any fans that believe she's in it for of the music: this
is your reality check!