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Britney Spears: Caught Out
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Caught out!
Britney Spears ... zit me baby
IT’S every celebrity’s nightmare to be photographed looking like a dog’s dinner.
No one can look perfect all the time — as Britney Spears found out yesterday.
The pop princess looked more like ZITNEY Spears as she left a New York hotel.
Britney Sings 'New York, New York'
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BRITNEY SPEARS brightened up a traffic jam in New York by singing songs through
the sunroof of her limo.
Britney wasn’t exactly looking glam in her baseball cap and was clutching a cigarette but motorists loved the show.
An onlooker said: "People were shocked when Britney’s head popped out of the roof of the car. She was obviously fed up with being stuck in traffic and got up to sing a song. I couldn’t make out what she was singing because there were horns beeping at her and people shouting. She looked like she’d been having a good time. She was with some female friends."
Britney, whose new album In The Zone is out next month, recently joined PINK and BEYONCE KNOWLES to make a Pepsi advert in Rome.
Britney- CNN News 'I Would Shoot Britney Spears'
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The governor of Maryland's wife explained how if she had the opportunity to
shoot Britney Spears, she would. She believes Britney is exaggerating the
importance of sex for young girls.
Direct quote: "You know, really, if I had an opportunity to shoot Britney Spears, I think I would... I hate to say that but you know... like I said I'm raising a boy. And I think oh my goodness. What would I do if I had a daughter who is seeing these images... and having peer pressure?"
Britney Scared Of Failure?
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Pop princess BRITNEY SPEARS is terrified her fourth album IN THE ZONE will
be a commercial disaster.
The blonde star, 21, is returning to the music scene next month (NOV03) following a well-deserved year off - but she fears fans may have abandoned her during her break from the charts.
Britney frets, "Things not working out and my career being over is a real fear for me. Honestly, that's why I work so hard because it worries me so much."
A pal adds, "Britney knows she's got a long way to go to be a chart-topper again. Her old fans just can't relate to her any more and because of her antics over the past year, everyone is waiting for her to fail."
U.S. Official Tracklisting
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"In The Zone":
1. MATM ft. Madonna
2. Breathe On Me
3. Showdown
4. (I Got That) Boom Boom - featuring Ying Yang Twins
5. Early Mornin'
6. Toxic
7. Outrageous
8. Touch Of My Hand
9. The Hook Up
10. Shadow
11. Brave New Girl
12. Everytime
Bonus Remix: MATM ft. Madonna (Rishi Rich's Desi Kulcha Remix)
AOL Poll Results
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Do you agree with Britney Spears that Americans should trust Bush "in
every decision he makes"?
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- Yes, Americans should rally around the President
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23.68% (471)
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- No, it is America's duty to question their leaders
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35.50% (706)
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- Britney just didn't want to get Dixie Chick'ed
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40.82% (812)
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Total Votes: 1989
* at the time when I took the poll *
DEAR AUNTY BRITNEY...
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http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30500-12810165,00.html
Britney Spears has agreed to offer tips to the heartbroken in teenage magazine
M.
The singer has become an expert on break-ups after splitting with Justin Timberlake.
The pop star said she surrounded herself with friends, ate a lot of ice-cream and listened to Madonna to get over the heartache.
And she said others should follow her lead - although she soon began enjoying being single again.
Britney said it was nice to be able to do what she wanted and see whatever movie she wanted without having to consult a partner first.
And she urged girls to go solo if they start to think they have nothing in common with their boyfriend.
She added: "It's a really hard thing to cut that off sometimes. But I think it's worth it, too.
"I think you should go ahead and take the risk and take a chance and put yourself out there because it's an amazing feeling."
Britney To Pose For Tony Duran
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Anonymous writes, "According to the latest issue of Cosmo magazine Britney
Spears will appear soon on the cover of American Photo magazine. Once again
the artist will pose naked covering her intimate parts with nothing but...
a snake. Photos has been taken by famous American photographer Tony Duran
who was working with such stars like Christina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson and
Angelina Jolie."
"Everytime" Lyrics
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"Everytime"
By: Britney Spears
Come notice me
And take my hand
So why are we
Strangers when
Our love is strong
Why carry on without me?
And everytime I try to fly
I fall without my wings
I feel so small
I guess I need you baby
And everytime I see you in my dreams
I see your face, it's haunting me
I guess I need you baby
I make believe
That you are here
It's the only way
I see clear
What have I done
You seem to move on easy
And everytime I try to fly
I fall without my wings
I feel so small
I guess I need you baby
And everytime I see you in my dreams
I see your face, it's haunting me
I guess I need you baby
I may have made it rain
Please forgive me
My weakness caused you pain
And this song is my sorry
Ohhhh
At night I pray
That soon your face
Will fade away
And everytime I try to fly
I fall without my wings
I feel so small
I guess I need you baby
And everytime I see you in my dreams
I see your face, it's haunting me
I guess I need you baby
After all...
After all...
Responses to Britney's RS Cover
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- "The recent Britney cover was not only your best cover in decades but the first great piece of art in this still-young century. I imagine right about now Viagra is filing for Chapter Eleven."
Alfred Huete
Spring Valley, CA
- "That's what we need-more girls kissing. Next time, I say we involve Britney, Madonna, the Hilton sisters and the Olsen twins. Mix together ingredients, top with whipped cream and serve chilled. Dessert, anyone?"
Larry Smith
Parrish, AL
- "I can't decide who deserves the greater part of my contempt; Britney, for the utter vacuity of her personality; Rolling Stone, for you hypocritical expose (Britney is shallow and dishonest, but, hey, look at that body!); or myself, for having bothered to read any of it."
Philip Gunderson
San Diego, CA
- "Thank you, Rolling Stone, for showing America how shallow and moronic Britney Spears really is. "Honestly."
Jonathan Navoney
Pittsburgh
- "The only good thing that came out of the Britney interview was that Mark Binelli saw through her bullsh!t. I've never found Britney particularly bright, but she just seemed so much more screwed up than usual. Justin should be glad he got out when he did."
C.C. Lynch
Monterey, CA
I used the original comic and just changed the writing ;) I thought the picture
worked well with how must of us feel!
I'm curious what you think about how her father or brother reacts to her new pics...?
Well.. I think it should mean something to Britney, how her dad recently stated he does not approve of her new wild side. He says he has their whole town behind him. And of course, Britney cares about no one but herself, so she keeps doing it. Fricken' slut. She is giving their whole town a bad name..
Honestly this is kinda sick but I’m serious when I say it. They were so "ok" with walking around the house naked, that I believe they think it’s ok to talk and perform incest! Everything else seems to be ok with them. So I’m sure the brother AND father end up masturbating to her pics.
They probably like that kind of stuff...
Well, from the looks of the pictures of them when they're with her, they probably get turned on. Remember Britney's first Rolling Stone layout? Wasn’t her brother in them when she first revealed her whore-ish side..??
it was probably their Idea lmao. I mean isn't britney's brother new manager??? That is so wrong. I don't think they care at all anyway. They seem all money hungry to me....so they'll let the poor dumb girl do what ever she thinks is 'okay now to do' which is be naked and slutty.
They probably got turned on and had a incest orgy...God only knows what happens in that household...
I think it would be really really weird to have my dad looking at photos like that of myself. Or my family--I'd love them, and care about what they thought and wanted their respect... What the heck is wrong with that girl?
They’re probably jacking off with them some where
Law & Order: SVU; pedophiles
"Give them what he desires; Britney Spears only 10 years younger." - John Munch
I thought this was odd - Jamie Lynn is 9 years younger than Britney!? Is that why she's out in the spotlight now, to get those old perverts back who loved Britney's first Rolling Stones cover? Hm?
I'm sorry, but how many layers of crap did she put on her face to achieve
that look?
Jamie Lynn - "I would like to be like Britney, but maybe better, but I don't wanna outshine her."
She actually said that - I heard her. Can the girl get anymore full of it?! Yes, she's just a child but the ego she already has, it's amazing... : /
Britney Event
Wow, seriously, look at that make-up job. What, is she taking advice from
her kid sis or something? (ouch, I'm cold! lol) The outfit is plain but seriously,
the face is nasty!
Britney Out and About
What's up with the purple "big-pimpin'" hat? lol The shirt is see-through
and tacky but the skirt is cute. I sure hope she doesn't stand above anyone
with the clothes she wears... The last two: protected by her bodyguard again
in a crowd of people. Lucky her. I'd pay him to get lost one of those times
and have her fend for herself ;D
Britney arriving at Heathrow Airport Aug 30
The poor princess can't walk to her plane, so she gets a ride... The hair
- what color would you call it? Yellow-green is the simplest terms to describe
it. Notice how she's always wearing sunglasses when she's out and trying to
hide? Doesn't work, hun. Oh, the last picture - when you bend down with short
pants, try bending down straight and picking it up, that way your thong doesn't
show.
Britney At Madonna's Birthday Party
Looks like she had a blast at the party! Haha. And look at those gorgeous
nails - she went all out for Madonna, her new bestest buddy!
Britney exiting Ralphs Supermarket June26th
This is Britney, don't be confused by the completely covered body. It must
have been pretty cold to get her to actually cover herself. Congrats to the
weather for accomplishing something we all thought was impossible.
Britney in L.A
I don't know why she stays blonde. Each one of her candid looks with her fake
blonde hair looks terrible. If it was natural, at least with the color, it
probably wouldn't look as bad (or greenish!). Plus, in my opinion, dark hair
makes you look better, more mature even (take Mandy Moore for example when
she first went brunette... and now Christina with her gorgeous dark hair).
She's been fake blonde for so long, you'd think she'd want some change...
As for the pictures, she's out with some friends, stuffing her face, and she
gets a phone call.. and leaves them (btw- the way she's standing to talk on
the phone makes her butt look like there's actually some junk in the trunk,
lol).
Eating at TOGOs with mother Aug. 30th
Britney and Mommy Dearest. Pardon me if I gag... Her mom even annoys me with
her desperate attempt to start off the kiddie porn image at age 16, and now
supporting all this crap (as well as pushing it on Jamie Lynn). I don't see
a mother protecting her child, I see a mother using her child to get herself
a million dollar house. Some how I think she's always tried to be a "friend"
to Britney rather than a "mother."
Leaving Heathrow Airport Sept 2
Her fans should check out some of her candid pictures and maybe they will
quit trying to convince others what "natural beauty" Britney possesses.
It's a laugh how naive and ignorant they are. They don't like the music, they
like the image, yet the image is so far from who she actually is...
Britney in Manhattan NY Oct 3
I just love the hat -sarcasm- I forget what F.C.U.K actually stands for, but
I'm sure her main goal of wearing it is for the other four-letter word that
comes to mind. Her "good girl" vs. "bad girl" crap is
so old. Yes, we know she curses - she proved that a couple years ago at her
Rio concert.
More ugly candid shots. Simple outfit; jeans and a tee-shirt. The hat is kind of ugly and doesn't match with the shirt (you'd think she could buy a clue!). The skin is terrible, as usual without the lovely airbrushing.
Britney Peninsula Hotel NY Aug 2003
I'm sure she's not complaining about how "Overprotected" she is
with her bodyguard now, hm? She's one of the few celebrities I don't feel
sorry for when they are bombarded by the paparazzi. If they deserve the fame,
I feel bad with the lack of privacy they get, but when you're receiving so
much praise and money when your career is based on an image many have done
before you, I can't feel sorry for you. And that is definitely the case with
Britney. It's annoying to hear her fans say how bad they feel. When she's
walking around her millions-of-dollars house in her thousands-of-dollars clothes
and eating her hundreds-of-dollars food, I'm sure she doesn't mind.
Britney Shopping With Bobbee Thomas
[Bobbee is JC Chasez's ex-girlfriend] I never knew they were friends.. hm,
two ex NSYNCers girlfriends. How cute...? The two most disliked women by NSYNC
fans...
Britney leaving dance rehearsal 8-24
Terrible outfit. The pants that low make her body look guyish. The hat is
cute. The shirt is okay, I can't tell if she has any support under there...
And that, my friends, is her new buddy Columbus Short. He's married, mind
you.. The cigarette makes her look, once again, moronic (sorry to any smokers).
Britney Olive Garden-Oct15 2003
Britney ordered ham and eggs (at Olive Garden?!) and the waiter had to
run to Hometown Buffet and get it for her. Her total was about $100 and she
left about 10% tip. Why do celebrities go to places that don't carry the
food they want? Do they do it just so they can be treated like a celebrity
and make people run around and fetch things for them?! And only a 10% tip
for all that? Selfish, much? ...I like the jean jacket. It's nice. The huge
sunglasses - again - with the messy hair. It's an okay look, I suppose. But
without all her airbrushing, she looks terrible. And because her career is
based solely on her image, I give myself the right to criticize her based
on her messy look.
Britney in New York City
This look reminds me of something but I can't think of it... ooh right - Full
House! lol Anyone remember the episode (a while back!) when "Stephanie"
gets the chicken-pots and tries to sneak out of the house with a long trench
coat, a hat and sunglasses? But "Uncle Jesse" stopped her? -silence-
Anyone? ...hm, well anyway... I saw that episode a few days ago... so it was
on my mind. Moving on...
JFK Airport from LA- July11th
What's to say? The outfit is okay, I'd never wear it but it's not over-the-top
ugly. Make-up is simple. Her bored expression is amusing...
Trump Hotel NY Meeting With Madonna
Drugged up? Drunk maybe? Tried? Who knows... either way, ugly as ever. Especially
with that hideous coat!
Britney - Sept 2003
This picture was actually in a magazine... it's her back people, why do they
need a picture of that?! The outfit is neutral, the hair is messy and luckily,
we don't see the face...
Britney: "I just want to do things I've never done before."
Try covering your body and respecting yourself as a woman and not just a sex toy. That'd be something new... for a lot of women in the industry.
Working on the farm.... as a hooker?
final grade: 5.2
several responses-
››— 5. The top and the skirt are both cute but NOT together. it's all about moderation. She can't show off the midriff and upper half PLUS all the lower half. That looks like a beach outfit. The top should go with jeans, and the bottom should go with a cute blouse. They are cute apart but not together, she makes it look trashy.
››— 1, which I don't feel needs explaining..
››— hmm. does that even count as a whole outfit? *wonders* that would be fine to wear to the BEACH. but, uhh out to a public party... Oh wait, that’s Britney *duh* she never cares what she wears! I give it a 1!
››— I would wear the top, but other than that.. nope. Her shorts are hideous.
››— Honesty, it’d look good if she was at the beach or a pool party or something, but at a premiere? I give a 5.
››— 4. the top is rather nice. The shorts.....eh..... and I bet her shoes don’t match what she's wearing. She does not even stand with confidence. It's sad, you can tell she is insecure about herself.
››— I give this a 6..its a cute outfit.. but the skirts a lil short and she still looks like a big fat whore.. but that will never change.
››— 9 the skirt is a little too short
››— 5-I would like it better if she was at the beach or something instead of some press thing or wherever she is. The shirt and shorts (or is it a skirt?) are cute, with good colors, but it's just not appropriate for anywhere but like the beach or pool
››— What the fuck. Who wears shorts at a premier/show/anywhere you’re supposed to look nice?! And k-mart looking shorts at that! (Nothing wrong with k-mart but wearing something that looks like k-mart at a nice place like that...is so fucking tacky!) I’m gettin UPSET over here cause she’s so annoying. Plus, that shirt doesn’t even match! siiiigh. I give it a minus 1.
››— that outfit is a 10! She looks soo beachy and cute and obviously even though she's not going to the beach it works. How many parties and premieres can you waste outfits on.
››— I would give her a 3. The top is cute I have something like it in black.
››— I would give it a 6.5. The look itself is pretty simple but sexy (at least it's better than 90% of her other outfits), but she shouldn't not wear those short shorts (or are those hot pants? Can't really tell) when she has such thick and heavy hips and thighs. Her figure is boyish so she doesn't look good in tight tops. And of course, we all know those boobs are fake so I don't even need to talk about it!
››— 6. I like the shirt a lottttt, but the shorts. ew.
››— 5, like the outfit, but could the skirt have more SKIRT to it?
››— 4 - The skirt should be longer - oh yeah, hardcore. And the top less revealing, other than that it's pretty cute.
››— 2- does she know how to match??
››— 8 - I think the whole out fits really cute and its not too revealing. the only thing I dislike is the pattern on the shorts (maybe that’s a skirt? in which case its goes down to a 6) just cause I’m not into the whole flowery design
››— 8 adorable that simple
››— 2 - I love the top.. that’s about it though. Although her boobs look lopsided in that pic.. haha. so not flattering on her behalf.
The Good.... > The Bad..... >>
The Ugly
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| Simple- she's fully dressed with a young, sweet look her fans could relate to... | Uh, ew. The outfit itself is tacky and her body looks bony and sickly... not at all flattering! | What's she selling? The airbrushing to make them huge is beyond disgusting... |